Pundits, what do they fucking know!!!

[Bradywasking]

Sky are packing 24 extra pairs of trousers and 100 packets of baby-wipes for Anfield on Sunday. Stevie Me and The Chimp on the same pitch. The pundits will create more cream than Ben &Gerry's on the day.
Maybe it was my mood on Sunday night but thought Sol was the most uninspired and uninspiring pundit I ever saw. Too many ex-pros earn a living from football, most with nothing to say but still saying it too loudly. my favourite hate is Lou Macari.. "ah listen this Fabregas isn't a great player" ( away game V Birmingham 2006) .I like Gary Neville , he has a genuine enthusiasm for the game.

[rodders999]

I have to say I quite like Gary Neville

He was spot on last night when he dissected our defence on MNF. When he signed for Sky I thought he'd be rubbish and as a player I considered him a dirty little manc bastard but as a pundit he's quality.

[IW8Goalmachine]

Only ones I will listen to are Souness, Gullit and Neville

[DB10GOONER]

I have to say I quite like Gary Neville

He was spot on last night when he dissected our defence on MNF. When he signed for Sky I thought he'd be rubbish and as a player I considered him a dirty little manc bastard but as a pundit he's quality.

Hated the crunt as a player but have to admit he is by far the best pundit out there. He actually understands the modern game. And, unlike Lawrenson, he doesn't sound and look like a 60 year old Scouse drag queen. Which is a bonus.

[gra001]

zzzzzz!!!!!! fucking Glenn (scum) Hoddle, how shit is he and also that other twat Ray Wilkins, no wonder the teams they managed didn't do any good with them in charge zzzzzz!!!!!!!! Mr Motivators!!!! who are they ? who are they ?

[armchair]

I've heard that Robbie Savage often faints after speaking. Apparently his one brain cell can either work his lungs or his voice, but not both at the same time.

Maybe true but he is the ONLY pundit who I have actually heard say publicly that we should "get rid of him" [Wenger]

[falkirk goon]

I have to say i like Neville too,when he was playing i thought he was a dirty manc fucker he still is but he knows his stuff.

[gra001]

I have to say i like Neville too,when he was playing i thought he was a dirty manc fucker he still is but he knows his stuff.

Hate the Crunt, once a crunt always a crunt!!!!

[falkirk goon]

I have to say i like Neville too,when he was playing i thought he was a dirty manc fucker he still is but he knows his stuff.

Hate the Crunt, once a crunt always a crunt!!!!

Indeed he is a of the highest order

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

Literally 99.99% of all football punditry is literally pointless. And I literally mean "literally", not the Son of Redknobb "He's literally skinned him alive there Jeff, what'ju fink Graeme?" interpretation of the word. But as a public service broadcaster there really needs to be an enquiry into how the BBC can spend license payer's money on just about the worst punditry line-up they could have put together.

Hansen. Clearly thinks of himself as "The Pundit's Pundit" & puts zero effort in. He's practically Wenger-esque in terms of contradicting himself. Shove your fanny head up your arse time & time again until you choke on it.

Lawrenson. Permanently slumped in his chair like a camp Stephen Hawking who's just swallowed a goat whole. "The problem with Benitez Gurry is I dernt kneurrr if he kneurrrs I kneurrr what he did last summer."

Garth Crooks. Is there a more repulsive *word censored* anywhere on tv.

Mark Bright. By name.

Robbie Savage. Not even the worst, which says it all.

Michael Owen [M-I-C-H-A-E-L-_-O-W-E-N-!]. Mr Personality himself.

Martin Keown. Nice bloke, top player for us, shit pundit. Spend a little less time trimming your beard with a spirit level and starching your shirts Martin and more time figuring out how to answer a question.

Dion Dublin. Why not get a Blackpool donkey, a beef lasagne or some copydex to analyse the grand national while you're at it.

And at the start of the season their idea to liven up MotD was to bring in Mick McCarthy & 'Onest Arry. Inspired.

Worst of all though has to be Alan Justsaywhatyousee Shearer.

"For me, IIIIII think, I agree with Hansen. And there Wayne is, there he is there, look, on the screen. And he, and he makes a run... THERE. And then here again, you see him there, and he's got, and he's got the same colour top on as his teammates which is always good. And this time, there he is there again, and who's that with the name Rooney on his shirt? Who else? Wayne Rooney yet again. And then finally, here he is here kicking the ball. With his uh, with his feet. There."

If you were challenged to put together a worse list of pundits than that you'd almost certainly fail. Fucking ridiculous.

[gra001]

At least Townsend knows what his talking about, think his probably the only one,come to think of it Smudge( Alan smith) is good.

As for Savage, thick crunt, shit at football as well.

Keep fucking repeating themselves those pundits, Wenger is the right person for Arsenal,, Fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zimgooner]

Roy Keane is sticking the knife in on ITV. Fucking hilarious with Lee Dixon and Gareth Southgate trying to sanitise the challenge by Nani. Roy looks the army drill officer who doesn't take excuses for anything.........he's stil a *word censored* though

[goonertux]

Keane has definitely got an anti-Man Utd agenda now. Could be interesting to follow. Gareth Southgate was absolutely shitting a brick when Keane disagreed with him tonight.

[I Hate Hleb]

Don't think he has an 'anti-United agenda' at all. He just speaks his mind regardless and that's not something we are used to. Certainly prefer the likes of Keane and Wrighty's straightforwardness than the brown-nosing done by the likes of Keown, Winterburn, Parlour and the other ex-players frightened to upset people at their former clubs and/or the fans.

[Goonimp]

Keane has definitely got an anti-Man Utd agenda now. Could be interesting to follow. Gareth Southgate was absolutely shitting a brick when Keane disagreed with him tonight.

I nearly pissed myself! That made my night. I have always hated the man but he went right up in my estimations last night.