Any Ideas

[gunner]

Just joined this forum and glad i did totally enjoying your comments and totally mad gooners .. All your suggestions have me laughing like an idiot in the office
Thanks Gooners

[dPmunky]

Right give me any ideas how i can disappear to London for a day to soak up the atmosphere without the missus finding out i have disappeared.. All answers welcome ..As were gonna smash Hull 3-0

Easy peasy dude !

Hide behind a door and when she comes in You knock her out - club/drugs/any other means that don't kill....tie her up to a radiator - leave her with enough drink and food...then when you get home - walk in and with a very convincing look of utter horror ans shock on yer boat race - Say "My darling Who Could have done this!?"

And once you untied her - explain you banged your head and have only just remembered who you are where you live etc...buy her some flowers and she'll believe you!...etc etc

See! tld you easy peasy.

Well it worked for another Gooner who used to come on here...okay so he's doing 8 - 10 for assault, kidnapping and something else....but had he NOT crumbled and admitted his guilt he wouold still be free!

Sorrrted.

this is sure to work! balaclava is a MUST though

[Ultimatum94]

Tell her you have an old mate in the hospital who might not make it, and you'd like to see him one last time.

She'd have to be a heartless bitch not to let you go.

If she asks his name , it's Arsene Wenger...

LMFAO

[Ultimatum94]

Just joined this forum and glad i did totally enjoying your comments and totally mad gooners .. All your suggestions have me laughing like an idiot in the office
Thanks Gooners

The more, the merrier

[topgoon]

Are u on the wind up

wind up... ?

Mate she's a nightmare .. Totally hates the game she thinks all football is trouble ..

Sounds like my mother when I tried going to live games as a teenager, then that was the 80s and she wasn't far wrong

Seriously unless you've only just found a love for the game she must have known the Arsenal was part of your life when she met you. She should just suck it up........................worse comes to the worse do all the shit for her that you normally hate doing over the next few days, I'm talking above and beyond the call of duty.

Then as innocent as you like, say you want to go up, meet a few mates and watch the game, if she still gives you sh*t, then go anyway . Even she would have to realise how seriously unreasonable she's being.

But for your sakes and hers we better win or the atmosphere at your place come Sunday will be murderous

[topgoon]

Tell her you have an old mate in the hospital who might not make it, and you'd like to see him one last time.

She'd have to be a heartless bitch not to let you go.

If she asks his name , it's Arsene Wenger...

Jesus that's harsh but true

[mcdowell42]

Grow a fucking pair ,and tell you are going to watch the match where ever you want ,thats what id tell my wife if we were still together

[northbank123]

Grow a fucking pair ,and tell you are going to watch the match where ever you want ,thats what id tell my wife if we were still together

There you are, fine advice on sustaining a relationship

[mcdowell42]

Grow a fucking pair ,and tell you are going to watch the match where ever you want ,thats what id tell my wife if we were still together

There you are, fine advice on sustaining a relationship

Shssh not too loud.

[mcdowell42]

Gunner doesnt seem to post late at night,anyone reckon his wife tells him.his bedtime

[mcdowell42]

[1989]

Beta male if ever I saw one. Can't late your missus dictate your life ffs.

[VAVAVOOM 14]

Are u on the wind up

wind up... ?

Mate she's a nightmare .. Totally hates the game she thinks all football is trouble ..

You're not a slave and you have free will.

It's quite simple really: go watch your team play in the FA Cup final.

These are the matches that will stay with you for the rest if your life (hopefully for the right reasons).

Not trying to be offensive but your girl's mentality about all football being trouble is quite daft and archaic: the days of the 80's hooliganism are gone.

If all else fails, leave her: there are plenty of women in the world, only one Arsenal, though.

[Swifty]

I don't think i'd like your missus Gunner. I'm not sure you do........
Just go! Whats the worst that could happen - she abuses you for indulging your passion?
Is she a good sort?? Would hope so

[BFG4]

Are u on the wind up

wind up... ?

Mate she's a nightmare .. Totally hates the game she thinks all football is trouble ..

You're not a slave and you have free will.

It's quite simple really: go watch your team play in the FA Cup final.

These are the matches that will stay with you for the rest if your life (hopefully for the right reasons).

Not trying to be offensive but your girl's mentality about all football being trouble is quite daft and archaic: the days of the 80's hooliganism are gone.

If all else fails, leave her: there are plenty of women in the world, only one Arsenal, though.

Theres also only one Arsene Wenger