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[Henry Norris 1913]

Ozil: "And then the boss said run around a bit more. I was all like what the fuck do I look like Robbie Savage?!"

[DB10GOONER]

Ozil: "And then the boss said run around a bit more. I was all like what the fuck do I look like Robbie Savage?!"

[markyp]

Kolasinac ;" I'm really excited to join up with you guys"
Ozil; " Yeah it's great here...put in minimum effort and save yourself for international duty...oh and let your contract run down so you decide your wages...and the manager..he is great..hasn't a clue ...so we get away with everything."
Xhaka; " If you want a bit of a holiday it is handy to have a bad boy image like me...few red cards..no one raises an eyebrow....works every time"
Kolasinac ;" yeah I had thought of coming here to be competitive but what you are saying is soooo much better"
Ozil; " some of the support can be a bit moany, but as the boss and the owner say..Fuck Them"

if that wasn't so true it would be funny

[OneBardGooner]

Kolasinac: "What here in the football stadium?"

Ozil: "Sure thing man, it's a new game for this season"

Kolasinac: "So, hold on let me get this right, if any of the supporters boo or show any kind of negativity towards wiggycunt or wenger - They are hauled out, by the nazi stewards, drugged and dropped off on Wiggy's sprawling ranch in Texas where they are hunted and shot for not towing the official Arsenal FC line?"

Ozil: "Yup! That'll keep the whiney fuckerrs in line won't it"


Silence


Xhaka: " But can I get to kick them before they drug them?"

[brucers]

'Are you sure this is our dressing room, I did not know Arsenal played in blue.'

[Midz]

How about this one?

[OneBardGooner]

How about this one?

Ozil: "Ere Alexis mate what's that Pong?"

Alexis: "It's that Cherito breathed lying cunnt wenger mate - he's stinking the club out with his LIES"

[DB10GOONER]

How about this one?

Ozil: "Ere Alexis mate what's that Pong?"

Alexis: "It's that Cherito breathed lying cunnt wenger mate - he's stinking the club out with his LIES"

The second I saw that photo I thought "OneBard is on this".

[postmanPat91]

AW "Outside ze box, you don't shoot"
OX "Erm..."

[Arsenal Till I Die]

AW "Outside ze box, you don't shoot"
OX "Erm..."

Wenger: ''And that's how I'm going to stunt your career.''

[robbo10]

AW "Outside ze box, you don't shoot"
OX "Erm..."

Wenger: ''And that's how I'm going to stunt your career.''

If you get off at Fulham Broadway and turn left.........

[NickF]

How about this one?

Ozil: The boss mentioned something about tracking back. Don't fancy that much.

[brucers]

Let's sort him....plays for Spurs!

[DB10GOONER]

Wenger; "...and then you must turn back towards our defence... never, I repeat NEVER take on the defender, or cross the ball... is he still back there...?"

Ox; "Yeah. He's just standing there... staring at us..."

[Midz]

Excuse me Alex, I had a curry last night!