Player chants/songs

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Galasso
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Post by Galasso »

[quote="dbrien"]Proclaimers - 500 miles

I would walk 500 miles
and I would walk 500 more
just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to see Van Persie score[/quote]

I don't think I will ever go to another Arsenal game if we start singing songs to Proclaimers tunes.... :wink:

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Post by N22Gooner »

I know this has nothing to do with or players but since we've ben discussing the proclaimers...
I think this sounds better especially with the dadada bit


I would walk 500 miles
and I would walk 500 more
just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to see Arsenal score
dada (dada) dada (dada)
dadadadadadadada
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Post by N22Gooner »

I think this sounds better especially with the dadada bit

I would walk 500 miles
and I would walk 500 more
just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to see Arsenal score
dada (dada) dada (dada)
dadadadadadadada

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Post by N22Gooner »

I think this sounds better especially with the dadada bit

I would walk 500 miles
and I would walk 500 more
just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to see Arsenal score
dada (dada) dada (dada)
dadadadadadadada

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Post by N22Gooner »

I think this sounds better especially with the dadada bit

I would walk 500 miles
and I would walk 500 more
just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to see Arsenal score
dada (dada) dada (dada)
dadadadadadadada

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500 MILES

Post by I Hate Hleb »

N22GOONER,

YOU ARE MISSING A WORD FROM THE LAST LINE TO MAKE THE SONG SCAN PROPERLY.

IT WOULD BE BETTER THUS:

"JUST TO BE THE MAN THAT WALKS A THOUSAND MILES TO SEE THE ARSENAL SCORE."

TRY IT, I THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT IT WORKS BETTER.

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Post by dbrien »

Galasso

I bet you don't like 'Go west' by the pet shop boys but you would still sing 'one nil to the arsenal'? or for that matter amazing grace.

I don't believe we show enough appreciation to the players and the result of that is that they don't always show it to us (not clapping at away games etc). So, any tune for a player that sticks, regardless of whether you like the original or not, is a good thing. I personally cant stand the proclaimers but I think its not a bad tune. I cant stand Queen but I think it sounds good when Middlesbrough sing to the tune of Radio Gaga 'all we hear is Julio Arca etc.

this appreciation for players and vice versa is partly the clubs fault anyway because they play music so loud before the games that you cant sing to the players and receive the usual clap back like the old days. cant they turn it off and let the fans work their magic. Imagine if you were someone like Gilberto, played for the club for years, at one point your back injury is so bad someone else has to put your boots on for you and you get no praise by way of a song from fans, and when you go in and come out for half time and when you get to the end of the game, half the stadium has fucked off! Mind you, the cash might heal the pain, but the only player who is regularly praised by way of song is Henry. I love the bloke but all he has to do is fart and people sing his name, whereas Cesc is young and could be here for a long time and has run his bollocks off all season and and and (there are other players too who this applies to), yet we wouldn't know what to sing if he farted - 'who let the guff out' maybe.

This is not a criticism of Henry, he deserves all the songs he gets but so do others, even if their role within the team is less glamorous.

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Post by dbrien »

Sorry Gallasso that entire post wasnt a dig at you, i got sidetracked off the original point.

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Post by Harrington Splendid »

Some good ditties but I also feel it's important to highlight the fact that Chelsea really are a very big collection of cheatarse wankers - so why not put it to song

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Post by dbrien »

yes perhaps to the tune of Eton Rifles

cheatarse wankers
cheatarse wankers

sorry I am awfully drunk

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Post by Harrington Splendid »

so am I but fuck me is that inspired or what.
Imagine singing to that twat of their "big issue" manager.
Like it
maybe the Stella brings out the genius in us all.

"Cheatarse Wankers"
"Cheatarse Wankers"

Needs some more lyrics I feel

oh Stella I love you so

when does the season start again?

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Post by dbrien »

the gooners are coming
so you'll all be fucked
you're just
cheatarse wankers
cheatarse wankers

still very drunk and less inspiring but at least I am trying

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Post by N22Gooner »

For Johan

Tune - Daddy cool

Johan djorouuuuuuuuu
johan djorouuuuuuuuu

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Post by N22Gooner »

nananananananana
Cesc Fabregas
Fabregas
Cesc fabregas

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Post by green gooner »

When I have travelled over from the Emerald Isle to see my beloved Arsenal, I generally end up chanting "Would you just shoot you useless C+nt!"

It would appear to have caught on the very best among the fans.

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