Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:20 pm

*word censored* who undertake on roundabouts.

Today I'm sitting in the right hand lane because I'm taking the exit at my one o'clock. I'm not indicating. Some cuntish boy racer comes up in the left hand lane and takes the same exit as me. If I hadn't seen the prat, I'd have sideswiped him. Oh well....it's just a question of time before he gets shunted into a kerb. The *word censored*.

MegaGooner · Post by **MegaGooner** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:32 pm

Older women who dress up like they're 16 years old and go out shopping at malls

. FFS we don't want to see the amount of wrinkles you have between your sagging boobs and waste (intentional spelling) line

Dress your age grandma.

PS: I blame Madonna

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:08 am

Lady Gaga. Just put on jeans and a t-shirt you silly deluded crunt. No one cares.

Deise Gooner · Post by **Deise Gooner** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:46 am

DB10GOONER wrote:Lady Gaga. Just put on jeans and a t-shirt you silly deluded crunt. No one cares.

People who continuosly think this is the *word censored* thread

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:23 am

Quite right Deise.

DB10 deserves to go on the *word censored* list for that.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:03 pm

Fuck both of you.

I am a grumpy old git and she gets on my tits.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:12 pm

madonna was a TALENTLESSUGLYWHORESLAG...she is now a WRINKLYTALENTLESSUGLYWHORESLAG!

simples.

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:30 pm

Wembley stadium.
Not enough toilets.

People who sit in front of you at football.
Why do they smell of horse poo?

1989 · Post by **1989** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:24 am

Denilson.

xDAVEYx · Post by **xDAVEYx** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:41 am

QuartzGooner wrote:Wembley stadium.
Not enough toilets.

People who sit in front of you at football.
Why do they smell of horse poo?

look, SOME of us work in stables and SOMETIMES we have to work on sunday mornings and dont get a chance to shower and change. fucks sake, kick a guy when he's down...

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:10 am

Deise Gooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Lady Gaga. Just put on jeans and a t-shirt you silly deluded crunt. No one cares.
People who continuosly think this is the c**t thread

I think there should be a merger between the *word censored* thread and the grumpy thread, perhaps US Martin could organise this.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:06 pm

[quote="QuartzGooner"]Wembley stadium.
Not enough toilets.

People who sit in front of you at football.
Why do they smell of horse poo?[/quote]

But, How? can you be so certain it's Horse Shyte???

Maybe they've got very smelly breath or body odour!?

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:56 am

The use of pictures as messages -

For example: The picture of a cat, with some "humourous"

message attached.

Fuck off!

MegaGooner · Post by **MegaGooner** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:05 am

marcengels wrote:The use of pictures as messages -

For example: The picture of a cat, with some "humourous" message attached.

Fuck off!

Maybe dogs work for you

LDB · Post by **LDB** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:46 am

marcengels wrote:The use of pictures as messages -

For example: The picture of a cat, with some "humourous" message attached.

Fuck off!