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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:20 pm
by olgitgooner
*word censored* who undertake on roundabouts.
Today I'm sitting in the right hand lane because I'm taking the exit at my one o'clock. I'm not indicating. Some cuntish boy racer comes up in the left hand lane and takes the same exit as me. If I hadn't seen the prat, I'd have sideswiped him. Oh well....it's just a question of time before he gets shunted into a kerb. The *word censored*.
Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:32 pm
by MegaGooner
Older women who dress up like they're 16 years old and go out shopping at malls
. FFS we don't want to see the amount of wrinkles you have between your sagging boobs and waste (intentional spelling) line
Dress your age grandma.
PS: I blame Madonna
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:08 am
by DB10GOONER
Lady Gaga. Just put on jeans and a t-shirt you silly deluded crunt. No one cares.
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:46 am
by Deise Gooner
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:23 am
by olgitgooner
Quite right Deise.
DB10 deserves to go on the *word censored* list for that.
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:03 pm
by DB10GOONER
Fuck both of you.
I am a grumpy old git and she gets on my tits.
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:12 pm
by OneBardGooner
madonna was a TALENTLESSUGLYWHORESLAG...she is now a WRINKLYTALENTLESSUGLYWHORESLAG!
simples.
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:30 pm
by QuartzGooner
Wembley stadium.
Not enough toilets.
People who sit in front of you at football.
Why do they smell of horse poo?
Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:24 am
by 1989
Denilson.
Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:41 am
by xDAVEYx
QuartzGooner wrote:Wembley stadium.
Not enough toilets.
People who sit in front of you at football.
Why do they smell of horse poo?
look, SOME of us work in stables and SOMETIMES we have to work on sunday mornings and dont get a chance to shower and change. fucks sake, kick a guy when he's down...
Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:10 am
by franksav63
I think there should be a merger between the *word censored* thread and the grumpy thread, perhaps US Martin could organise this.
Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:06 pm
by OneBardGooner
[quote="QuartzGooner"]Wembley stadium.
Not enough toilets.
People who sit in front of you at football.
Why do they smell of horse poo?[/quote]
But, How? can you be so certain it's Horse Shyte???
Maybe they've got very smelly breath or body odour!?
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:56 am
by marcengels
The use of pictures as messages -
For example: The picture of a cat, with some "humourous"
message attached.
Fuck off!
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:05 am
by MegaGooner
marcengels wrote:The use of pictures as messages -
For example: The picture of a cat, with some "humourous"
message attached.
Fuck off!
Maybe dogs work for you
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:46 am
by LDB
marcengels wrote:The use of pictures as messages -
For example: The picture of a cat, with some "humourous"
message attached.
Fuck off!
