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Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:03 pm**

Ahem...

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:49 pm**

People that fart in a lift, get out a floor or 2 before you do, and then the one left in there, gets blamed for the deadly deed by someone else entering the lift....

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:38 pm**

People that "disapprove" of the Lord God's best word; "CUNT"

Such people are lower than ginger Gippos.

Posted: **Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:44 am**

People who give their kids ridiculous names.
I was in homebase last night and there were these two women in fucking shell suits, they had a kid dressed in similar fashion who was running amok. Then one of them let out a scream Chardonnay!!!!
I fucking ask you how is that a fucking name.
Then I was watching something on tele last night with the missus, and some fucking couple had called their kid Dashanel!!! What the fuck is that? One of Santa's fucking reindeers????????

Posted: **Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:05 am**

goonersid wrote:People who give their kids ridiculous names. I was in homebase last night and there were these two women in fucking shell suits, they had a kid dressed in similar fashion who was running amok. Then one of them let out a scream Chardonnay!!!!
I fucking ask you how is that a fucking name.
Then I was watching something on tele last night with the missus, and some fucking couple had called their kid Dashanel!!! What the fuck is that? One of Santa's fucking reindeers????????

I've heard them all in Dublin, sid. Particularly the junkies, they call their kids things like; Mercedes, Chardonnay, Berlin, Brooklyn, Chantell, Barack, Kylie, Angelica (and you wanna hear that last one pronounced in an inner city Dublin accent with the emphasis on the "i"!!

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"Here you - Angeleeeeca, get your hole over here before I stabs ya, ya little cunt!"

I'm just waiting to hear some skanger call her kid "Facebook" or "iPhone".

Posted: **Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:36 pm**

Going to the post office but are stuck behind someone who getting 30 parcels weighed for E-bayers

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:27 pm**

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:42 pm**

people who do U-Turns in front of my Taxi

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:15 pm**

Having to work for a living

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:27 pm**

When I go to the gym, and some fucker spends more time sitting on the equipment texting, than actually using it.

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:33 pm**

goonersid wrote:When I go to the gym, and some fucker spends more time sitting on the equipment texting, than actually using it.

probably some fucker on this website, calling wenger a *word censored*.

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:40 pm**

marcengels wrote:
goonersid wrote:When I go to the gym, and some fucker spends more time sitting on the equipment texting, than actually using it.
probably some fucker on this website, calling wenger a c**t.

Then he is excused and may text as much as he likes

Posted: **Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:14 pm**

goonersid wrote:When I go to the gym, and some fucker spends more time sitting on the equipment texting, than actually using it.

That really pisses me off, found if you change the weights whilst he's/she's texting they move there butts pretty damn quick

Posted: **Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:03 pm**

People that constantly use the phrases mental toughness, or strong mentally or mentality in their quotations... give it up for crying out loud...

Posted: **Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:04 pm**

People that do finger quoting.... you look totally spazzy... please don't do it... and also use ''Heads up'' I'll give you a ''heads up'' get rid of that yank speak out of your language... wankers...

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