Arsene's gone to bed - We aren't making a signing in January

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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
LDB wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Chippy wrote:Can't remenber on which of the countless transfer threads there is a rumour about Bendtner, but Guardian saying they've heard a rumour he's going to Newcastle for £17m.
I wrote that earlier i heard it on the radio. Please let it be true
You want to enter the crucial part of the season with 2 strikers? One in his first season in England and the other an infamous crock? :shock:

Even if we are considering selling (which i doubt) we should stick them over a barrel.. 25 mil or fuck off.
That’s the catch-22. I’d rather suck a queef through a curly-wurly straw straight out of Susan Boyle’s rag-infested fanny than say no to £17m for Bendtner. But there’s no way we’d get any kind of replacement in in time (or even if it had happened a week ago, knowing Wenger) & within a fortnight you just know we’d be back to playing Arshavin up front on his own.
:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

How does your mind work IU4GN? I hope you put it to good use cos your use of words sometimes is incredible! :gus: :hail:

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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
LDB wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Chippy wrote:Can't remenber on which of the countless transfer threads there is a rumour about Bendtner, but Guardian saying they've heard a rumour he's going to Newcastle for £17m.
I wrote that earlier i heard it on the radio. Please let it be true
You want to enter the crucial part of the season with 2 strikers? One in his first season in England and the other an infamous crock? :shock:

Even if we are considering selling (which i doubt) we should stick them over a barrel.. 25 mil or fuck off.
That’s the catch-22. I’d rather suck a queef through a curly-wurly straw straight out of Susan Boyle’s rag-infested fanny than say no to £17m for Bendtner. But there’s no way we’d get any kind of replacement in in time (or even if it had happened a week ago, knowing Wenger) & within a fortnight you just know we’d be back to playing Arshavin up front on his own.
A short trip over to Hackney Marshes any Saturday or Sunday and the club should be able to procure a striker of similar if not better ability. 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Chippy wrote:How does your mind work IU4GN? I hope you put it to good use cos your use of words sometimes is incredible! :gus: :hail:
:oops:

Wowzers Chippy, I'm genuinely touched. Mainly cos I'm touching myself right now but still, I'm touched all the same! :lol: 8)

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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
Chippy wrote:How does your mind work IU4GN? I hope you put it to good use cos your use of words sometimes is incredible! :gus: :hail:
:oops:

Wowzers Chippy, I'm genuinely touched. Mainly cos I'm touching myself right now but still, I'm touched all the same! :lol: 8)
At the risk of getting all tennis club, your posts are generally the funniest on here, with a very dark side lurking. :twisted: Susan Boyle's fanny rarely crosses my mind!

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hate them *word censored* standing behind the reporters :banghead:

MUM PUT T' SKY PLOUS ON LIEK IM ON T' TELLLYYYY

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Gaurdian saying redcunt is trying to but the uglier brother!

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Chippy wrote:Gaurdian saying redcunt is trying to but the uglier brother!
what does that mean in english :?:








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Kyle Bartley gone on loan to Rangers.

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Chippy wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
Chippy wrote:How does your mind work IU4GN? I hope you put it to good use cos your use of words sometimes is incredible! :gus: :hail:
:oops:

Wowzers Chippy, I'm genuinely touched. Mainly cos I'm touching myself right now but still, I'm touched all the same! :lol: 8)
At the risk of getting all tennis club, your posts are generally the funniest on here, with a very dark side lurking. :twisted: Susan Boyle's fanny rarely crosses my mind!
Christ, at least slip me some rohypnol first mate, it's only polite - I'm not a slag, you know!. Have to say it's only really the proverbial shitload of funny posters on here that keep me coming back. We've all probably discussed any & everything Arsenal-related to death by now seeing as nothing much changes. Bit worrying when a prozzy-bludgeoning trucker comments on your dark side though! :shock:

Back to our regular scheduled programming... if the barcodes really are after him I honestly dont know if I'd sell Bendtner right now! Cant believe I just said that! :(

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:finger: :lol:

Mr Harold "Twitcher" Redknapp is trying to waste money by procuring a who.. oops Mr Uglier Neville. Langer.

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Chippy wrote::finger: :lol:

Mr Harold "Twitcher" Redknapp is trying to waste money by procuring a who.. oops Mr Uglier Neville. Langer.
What?? a washed up, has been, United defender available on the cheap and Wenger isn't all over it?

Sylvestre must be spinning in his grave.

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The difference is that this one can actually defend!!! :shock: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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I Hate Hleb wrote:The difference is that this one can actually defend!!! :shock: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Nowadays he relies on the unwritten rule that you're not allowed to send off or award a penalty against united players.

Away from such a shield he'd be no better then tweety :wink:

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LDB wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:The difference is that this one can actually defend!!! :shock: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Nowadays he relies on the unwritten rule that you're not allowed to send off or award a penalty against united players.

Away from such a shield he'd be no better then tweety :wink:
Isn't it Phil Neville Redknobb's trying to sign? :?

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Sorry my last post was in reply to Rebel.
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
Chippy wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
Chippy wrote:How does your mind work IU4GN? I hope you put it to good use cos your use of words sometimes is incredible! :gus: :hail:
:oops:

Wowzers Chippy, I'm genuinely touched. Mainly cos I'm touching myself right now but still, I'm touched all the same! :lol: 8)
At the risk of getting all tennis club, your posts are generally the funniest on here, with a very dark side lurking. :twisted: Susan Boyle's fanny rarely crosses my mind!
Christ, at least slip me some rohypnol first mate, it's only polite - I'm not a slag, you know!. Have to say it's only really the proverbial shitload of funny posters on here that keep me coming back. We've all probably discussed any & everything Arsenal-related to death by now seeing as nothing much changes. Bit worrying when a prozzy-bludgeoning trucker comments on your dark side though! :shock:

Back to our regular scheduled programming... if the barcodes really are after him I honestly dont know if I'd sell Bendtner right now! Cant believe I just said that! :(
:wink: :oops: :lol:

Rohypnol is so noughties, I find chloroform to be most effective! My alter ego on here is bizarre compared to the warm cuddly chap I am normally (except when Arsenal play like they did on Sunday!).

Just realised that might sound like an invitation to my personal tennis club. :oops: :lol:

I know the dilemma but something snapped in me on Sunday when that arrogant *word censored* nearly pissed himself laughing when he should have scored. take the money and run. We haven't relied on a CF scoring goals since TH14 left and he wasn't a text book CF.

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