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franksav63 wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:

franksav63 wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:

franksav63 wrote:

Now this would be a profession...

Home sperm donor....!?

Why not... it'll save doing it into a sock...

Is that what they call putting one's foot in it!?

Yes... I suppose you could say that !!! Although the sock may resemble a plaster of paris cast

whaaat stale spunk and toe jam !:ewwwww:

OneBardGooner wrote:

franksav63 wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:

franksav63 wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote: Home sperm donor....!?

Why not... it'll save doing it into a sock...

Is that what they call putting one's foot in it!?

Yes... I suppose you could say that !!! Although the sock may resemble a plaster of paris cast

whaaat stale spunk and toe jam !:ewwwww:

KingJayson would find it devine...

franksav63 wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:

franksav63 wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:

franksav63 wrote:

Why not... it'll save doing it into a sock...

Is that what they call putting one's foot in it!?

Yes... I suppose you could say that !!! Although the sock may resemble a plaster of paris cast

whaaat stale spunk and toe jam !:ewwwww:

KingJayson would find it devine...

OOOhhh weeeeeeee! Imagine that on toast with a dollop of cock cheese. Walkers new flavour crisp competition here I come

kingjayson1 wrote:

franksav63 wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:

franksav63 wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote: Is that what they call putting one's foot in it!?

Yes... I suppose you could say that !!! Although the sock may resemble a plaster of paris cast

whaaat stale spunk and toe jam !:ewwwww:

KingJayson would find it devine...

OOOhhh weeeeeeee! Imagine that on toast with a dollop of cock cheese. Walkers new flavour crisp competition here I come

Yes, Harry Monk flavour... they'd sell a loads down in Brighton...

and at right fart lane


Is that why you have to change your keyboard every month frank?

OneBardGooner wrote:and at right fart lane


Is that why you have to change your keyboard every month frank?

Every month.... Every day mate...

People who sit all to one side when they are driving, they just fucking annoy me.
Also people who lean their whole body to one side when cornering or going around a roundabout, like they were balancing a motorbike, they annoy me too.

These inconsiderate dirty *word censored* that leave their curly turds in the toilet bowl without flushing . you want a medal you dirty bastard?!

Junkies. Particularly the dirty junkie cuntflap that stands outside my office every lunch time and manages to puke on our front door at least twice a week. You are fucking scum you lowlife dirtbird scrapings from a rapist's bollocks. F.O.A.D.

Couples who take their really young offspring to the supermarket with them.

I get it that if one of them needs to do shopping and the other one isnt about then you have to take the kid but why go shopping as a family? Fucking dumb idea, the kid just jumps about all over the place severely slowing down the efficiency of their shop not to mention getting in everybody's way. One of you stay home with the spawn and the other one go do the fucking shopping. Not rocket science is it?!

LDB wrote:Couples who take their really young offspring to the supermarket with them.

I get it that if one of them needs to do shopping and the other one isnt about then you have to take the kid but why go shopping as a family? Fucking dumb idea, the kid just jumps about all over the place severely slowing down the efficiency of their shop not to mention getting in everybody's way. One of you stay home with the spawn and the other one go do the fucking shopping. Not rocket science is it?!

Hmmm, if you weren't a layabout student you would shop when the aforementioned ''young offspring'' were in bed...

LDB wrote:Couples who take their really young offspring to the supermarket with them.

I get it that if one of them needs to do shopping and the other one isnt about then you have to take the kid but why go shopping as a family? Fucking dumb idea, the kid just jumps about all over the place severely slowing down the efficiency of their shop not to mention getting in everybody's way. One of you stay home with the spawn and the other one go do the fucking shopping. Not rocket science is it?!

Student scum that think the whole world revolves around them because daddy paid for them to go to uni just so he can fuck the maid in peace.

LDB wrote:Couples who take their really young offspring to the supermarket with them.

And allow them to stand in the trolley, dirty fucking bastards.

stop the fecking quote trains

Henry Norris 1913 wrote:stop the fecking quote trains

Surprisingly, this doesn't get on my tits.... Feck OFF!!!