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DB10GOONER wrote:
LDB wrote:Couples who take their really young offspring to the supermarket with them.

I get it that if one of them needs to do shopping and the other one isnt about then you have to take the kid but why go shopping as a family? Fucking dumb idea, the kid just jumps about all over the place severely slowing down the efficiency of their shop not to mention getting in everybody's way. One of you stay home with the spawn and the other one go do the fucking shopping. Not rocket science is it?!
Student scum that think the whole world revolves around them because the state paid for them to go to uni just so he can fuck the taxpayer in peace.

:D :wink: :wink:
Fixed that one for you :D

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LDB wrote:Couples who take their really young offspring to the supermarket with them.

I get it that if one of them needs to do shopping and the other one isnt about then you have to take the kid but why go shopping as a family? Fucking dumb idea, the kid just jumps about all over the place severely slowing down the efficiency of their shop not to mention getting in everybody's way. One of you stay home with the spawn and the other one go do the fucking shopping. Not rocket science is it?!
Can't you just get your pot noodles from the corner shop?

At least the other clientle will be similarly inebriated and more willing to listen to you preach about life. :roll: :roll: :roll:

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old grumpy fuckers that have an illogical fear/hatred of young people because they read what 'orrible types they are in the daily mail :x :wink:

plus fuckers that think its funny to take the piss out of students . whats wrong with having an education ? granted it sounds strange and bizarre if your irish but still....

:lol:

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Henry Norris 1913 wrote:stop the fecking quote trains :banghead: :banghead:
Twats that hate quote towers (trains??!! :oops: ) yet love grooming students online. :evil:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:stop the fecking quote trains :banghead: :banghead:
Twats that hate quote towers (trains??!! :oops: ) yet love grooming students online. :evil:
Ere DB would that be because all students are unwashed, unkempt, lazy bastards or because they are willing to be rent boys for the price of a half a lager? or both!?

:D :wink:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:stop the fecking quote trains :banghead: :banghead:
Twats that hate quote towers (trains??!! :oops: ) yet love grooming students online. :evil:
Ere DB would that be because all students are unwashed, unkempt, lazy bastards or because they are willing to be rent boys for the price of a half a lager? or both!?

:D :wink:
:lol:

Well, according to Henry Norris, who likes a smelly student or two, it's both... :lol:

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That fucking puking junkie excelled himself today at lunchtime. He gurfed a huge milkshake vomit all over the footpath outside our office and if you've ever smelled dairy type puke on a warm day you'll know how bad that fucking thing can stink! :evil: :banghead:

FOAD you junkie filth. :evil:

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DB10GOONER wrote:That fucking puking junkie excelled himself today at lunchtime. He gurfed a huge milkshake vomit all over the footpath outside our office and if you've ever smelled dairy type puke on a warm day you'll know how bad that fucking thing can stink! :evil: :banghead:

FOAD you junkie filth. :evil:
can you get a picture of this famous junkie. :wink:

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What does FOAD mean?

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flash gunner wrote:What does FOAD mean?
fuck off and die?

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People that don't bother using their indicators whilst driving wind me up. How hard is it to flick a flipping switch up or down to let other road users know if you are turning left or right at a roundabout?

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JMascis666 wrote:People that don't bother using their indicators whilst driving wind me up. How hard is it to flick a flipping switch up or down to let other road users know if you are turning left or right at a roundabout?
Saw the best one the other day some fella going all the way around the roundabou in the left hand lane with his left indicator on utter confusion all around :banghead: :banghead:

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mikeyb772001 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:What does FOAD mean?
fuck off and die?
Yep. 8)

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mikeyb772001 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:That fucking puking junkie excelled himself today at lunchtime. He gurfed a huge milkshake vomit all over the footpath outside our office and if you've ever smelled dairy type puke on a warm day you'll know how bad that fucking thing can stink! :evil: :banghead:

FOAD you junkie filth. :evil:
can you get a picture of this famous junkie. :wink:
Will try to. But these junkies are a bit unpredictable and I'm a bit allergic to being stabbed with an AIDS tinged needle... :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:mikeyb772001 wrote: DB10GOONER wrote: That fucking puking junkie excelled himself today at lunchtime. He gurfed a huge milkshake vomit all over the footpath outside our office and if you've ever smelled dairy type puke on a warm day you'll know how bad that fucking thing can stink!

FOAD you junkie filth.

can you get a picture of this famous junkie.

Will try to. But these junkies are a bit unpredictable and I'm a bit allergic to being stabbed with an AIDS tinged needle...
You can borrow my Springbok rugby top and he'll assume you're a lost cause :lol:

Camouflage :lol:

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