LDB wrote:Simply don't understand why we made our first substitution in injury time
Aaaah! well,

now you see that's what's known as WengerLogic...Yes, an interesting philosophical appraoch to fucking things up worse than they already are. It works like this:
Part 1: Sell your teams best player/s.
Part 2: Buy inferior players to take their place, Even if it means buying two average(ish) players for the sum total of around £20 million, when you could have bought a World Class striker/player for that same amount.
Part 3: Make a Profit and don't worry about Trophies.
Part 4: Learn how to say "Mental Strength", " Great Spirit In This Team", " Illusionary Domination", without falling over laughing and busting a gut.
Part 5: Make a Profit and Ignore the needs of the customers (those mere mortals who pay the wages and used to be called 'Fans' but are now walking Dollar sings for our new Majority Owner.
Part Six: When things go wrong on the pitch - as they invariably will with great regularity - Wave one's arms up and down - this is also know as an "Air Snow Angel" - a bit like Air Guitar only more theatrical and less effective, though it is intended to distract the watching public from the utter shyte taking place on the pitch..
Part Seven: Make a Profit regardless of the shyte perfomances that will ensue from Part 1 & Part 2.
Obviously this is just an extract from a very lengthy Paper that has over 52,000 parts, that Professor Monsieur Wenger has put forward as the means to achieving fuck all whilst spending peanuts and paying utter shyte players such high wages that no other club will go near them with a barge pole, whilst being paid very handsomely indeed...this latter philosophical proposal is based (aurally) on the ancient Chinese Aleatory menas of divination known as The I Ching - Whicvh The Mighty Professor has adopted and called
"KERRRCHINNNGGG".