Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:28 am

Xenophobia and racism from low brow ignorant scum.

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:22 am

The english, scottish, welsh and freestaters.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:34 am

goonersid wrote:The english, scottish, welsh and freestaters.

Foreigners.

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:34 pm

goonersid wrote:The english, scottish, welsh and freestaters.

Oi! I'm from the Free State you xenophobic bastard! :lol:

Henry Norris 1913 · Post by **Henry Norris 1913** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:44 am

mikeyb772001 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:What does FOAD mean?
fuck off and die?

out of order mate

1886 · Post by **1886** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:01 pm

Away fans wearing colours & celebrating in the home end

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:56 pm

Henry Norris 1913 wrote:mikeyb772001 wrote: flash gunner wrote: What does FOAD mean?

fuck off and die?

out of order mate

That's what it actually means.. :lol: :lol:

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:01 am

Sad bastards who camp out for two nights to watch an inbred parasite marry a "commoner" in order to bring in new blood.

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Wed May 04, 2011 3:36 pm

sub-human smoking scum.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu May 05, 2011 10:08 am

marcengels wrote:sub-human smoking scum.

How in the sweet fuck do scum smoke sub-humans???

JMascis666 · Post by **JMascis666** » Fri May 06, 2011 7:32 pm

goonersid wrote:Sad bastards who camp out for two nights to watch an inbred parasite marry a "commoner" in order to bring in new blood.

I actually pride myself in my intimate knowledge of common woman and she ain't one of 'em.

Rugby Gooner · Post by **Rugby Gooner** » Sat May 07, 2011 5:30 pm

All this pseudo religious "crossing themselves" that players do! They do it as they walk out on the pitch,at half time,at full time,when they are substituted,when they score,and when they don't score!!! Hernandes even kneels down in the centre circle to pray at the start of every game! I even saw an SPL player "bless" the ball before a free kick!!!Why should we have to put up with this bollocks? We are in a football stadium,not a cathedral!Everybody is entitled to believe what they want,but why should they be allowed to impose their beliefs on others? If they were making political gestures they would be stopped.So stop this bollocks!!!

Rugby Gooner · Post by **Rugby Gooner** » Tue May 10, 2011 9:33 pm

Players who get a micrometer out and spend 30 seconds intricately placing the ball for a corner with the least possible section of it over the quadrant line,before scuffing it, and hoofing it at the opposite corner flag!!!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed May 11, 2011 7:23 am

Jedward. Why hasn't anyone killed these two little pricks yet?

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Sat May 14, 2011 6:09 pm

So, on a train and being a nice guy, when I see an old guy coming through the carriage looking for a seat, I make sure my bag is off the seat next to me. He seems appreciative and sits down.

For the next 30 minutes I was inhaling the smells of piss, or drink, or pissdrink, or drinkpissvomit oozing from this senior.

There are so many morals to this story...