It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
marcengels wrote:So, on a train and being a nice guy, when I see an old guy coming through the carriage looking for a seat, I make sure my bag is off the seat next to me. He seems appreciative and sits down.
For the next 30 minutes I was inhaling the smells of piss, or drink, or pissdrink, or drinkpissvomit oozing from this senior.
People who go and stand at the departure gate before their seat rows have been called. leaving people with infants, wheelchairs etc to push their way through when called for priority boarding.
People who are late for boarding and hold the flight back cos their bags are checked in.
People who stand in the aisle as soon as the plane has stopped.
People who move about the plane talking to people they know and leaning over other passengers.
goonersid wrote:People who go and stand at the departure gate before their seat rows have been called. leaving people with infants, wheelchairs etc to push their way through when called for priority boarding.
People who are late for boarding and hold the flight back cos their bags are checked in.
People who stand in the aisle as soon as the plane has stopped.
People who move about the plane talking to people they know and leaning over other passengers.
marcengels wrote:So, on a train and being a nice guy, when I see an old guy coming through the carriage looking for a seat, I make sure my bag is off the seat next to me. He seems appreciative and sits down.
For the next 30 minutes I was inhaling the smells of piss, or drink, or pissdrink, or drinkpissvomit oozing from this senior.
There are so many morals to this story...
Yes, don't give your wife's seat to a smelly tramp!!!
marcengels wrote:So, on a train and being a nice guy, when I see an old guy coming through the carriage looking for a seat, I make sure my bag is off the seat next to me. He seems appreciative and sits down.
For the next 30 minutes I was inhaling the smells of piss, or drink, or pissdrink, or drinkpissvomit oozing from this senior.
There are so many morals to this story...
Yes, don't give your wife's seat to a smelly tramp!!!
Police speed camera vans that are not actually in accident black spots, but strategically placed in areas where they will get maximum venue from normal hard working citizens.
People who never follow tennis but then spend the next week going on about wimbledon, andy murray, and how they queued for 3 hours the other day to anyone that will listen, shut the fuck up please.
When you watch a cop show like the bill or something of that ilk when cops show up at suspects house and 1 of them asks could he use the bathroom and hes told yes he then goes everywhere except the bathroom to snoop around but the suspect never suspects he will go snooping around the house.Christ dont the suspects ever watch cop shows.
Another thing to in cop shows when they are after someone why do they always when about 30 yards from the guy their after, shout police thus giving him a chance to run why cant they walk quietly up to him and when standing beside the guy their after then say we are the police.Do these cops never watch cop shows
When watchng a film or a t.v. show, why is it that no one EVER, goes into a room and then forgets why they went into that room, it happens in real life but never on the screen. BE MORE REALISTIC T.V. and FILM DIRECTORS!!!
franksav63 wrote:When watchng a film or a t.v. show, why is it that no one EVER, goes into a room and then forgets why they went into that room, it happens in real life but never on the screen. BE MORE REALISTIC T.V. and FILM DIRECTORS!!!
franksav63 wrote:When watchng a film or a t.v. show, why is it that no one EVER, goes into a room and then forgets why they went into that room, it happens in real life but never on the screen. BE MORE REALISTIC T.V. and FILM DIRECTORS!!!
