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People in the shopping queue who have all the time in the world to discuss some hippy fucking book and all other manner of shit, but when it comes to paying and moving your fucking stuff off the counter, you've got your head up your arse, and I have to fucking wait...

People who ask for cappacinos at a petrol station when there is only 1 cashier therefore holidng everyone up. I hate these petrol stations with fancy food and drink bollocks

Petrol station = getting petrol

Coffee shops = Get coffee

flash gunner wrote:People who ask for cappacinos at a petrol station when there is only 1 cashier therefore holidng everyone up. I hate these petrol stations with fancy food and drink bollocks

Petrol station = getting petrol

Coffee shops = Get coffee

I do like a strawberry and cream frappuccino with whipped cream on top mmm

I dislike *word censored* that take 15 thousand years to answer the door even though I can see them sitting in the living room, watching Jeremy cunting Kyle.

kingjayson1 wrote:I dislike c**ts that take 15 thousand years to answer the door even though I can see them sitting in the living room, watching Jeremy cunting Kyle.

People these days just don't run to the door like they used to when a sex pest rings the bell

marcengels wrote:

kingjayson1 wrote:I dislike c**ts that take 15 thousand years to answer the door even though I can see them sitting in the living room, watching Jeremy cunting Kyle.

People these days just don't run to the door like they used to when a sex pest rings the bell

I like it when they say 'who is it?' and I respond with 'Your worst nightmare'

People who fly those stupid little county flags out of their car, even worse people who have them on a fucking flagpole outside their house, during the gaa catchy ball season.
Go and fuck your sister you fucking hillbilly bastard.

People who get all pissy while in the petrol que. I fancy a coffee so stop moaning and wait in line you *word censored*

goonersid wrote:People who fly those stupid little county flags out of their car, even worse people who have them on a fucking flagpole outside their house, during the gaa catchy ball season.
Go and fuck your sister you fucking hillbilly bastard.

Amen.

People who turn themselves into characters on forums, posting shit all the time just to build their profile, sneer at anyone who has an opinion different to theirs or who posts occasionally as they are not allowed to have an opinion and then start a self-indulgent new post to celebrate the fact that they have reached 1000/2000....... 3 million posts!
Yes but in 3 million posts you still have said FUCK ALL interesting you crunts!!

elpelsarmy wrote:People who turn themselves into characters on forums, posting shit all the time just to build their profile, sneer at anyone who has an opinion different to theirs or who posts occasionally as they are not allowed to have an opinion and then start a self-indulgent new post to celebrate the fact that they have reached 1000/2000....... 3 million posts!
Yes but in 3 million posts you still have said FUCK ALL interesting you crunts!!

Who cares what you think?

Wifes who ask you for your opinion on something, you give your opinion and then they go and do exactly the opposite of what you just said.

Men who don't know the basic rules of relationships.

Women who drag you on long journeys to "go and have a drink together" and then spend the whole time fucking shopping, with your fucking money, and then say they want to go home when they finish shopping, well fuck right off, you can pay your own way home, I've been trailing you round the fucking outlet stores for the best part of a day with a fucking plastic bottle of coke (I fucking hate them), and then do come for a drink but try and make you feel all fucking guilty, fuck off.

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