Bojinov

[Leigh On Eea Gooner]

Can i be honest .. I've never heard of bojinov before !!

[I Hate Hleb]

I THINK EVERYONE HAS GOT THE WRONG END OF THE STICK REGARDING THIS 'TRANSFER'.

STORIES OF BOJINOV, THE PLAYER SUPPOSEDLY BEING LINKED WITH ARSENAL, POSSIBLY PLAYING AT THE EMIRATES ARE NOT TRUE AND ARE A RESULT OF A SIMPLE TYPING ERROR.

I CAN EXCLUSIVELY REVEAL THAT THE TRUTH IS AS FOLLOWS:

THE FAMOUS AMERICAN ROCK SINGER, BONJOVI, IS PLANNING TO HOLD A CONCERT AT OUR GREAT NEW STADIUM!!

YES. THAT'S IT FOLKS. NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS. ANYONE WHO BELIEVES DIFFERENTLY IS JUST 'LIVING ON A PRAYER'!

[U.F.G Anfield '89]

despite your denial of transfers I will always love you Hlebby (not in a gay way) who says i can't show brotherly love to my fellow gooners it's my life after all. but with all the rain we've been having recently won't the pitch get slippery when wet thus constituting a safety hazard for any concert although if the concert did go ahead i'm sure everyone would have a nice day and that once it was over everyone would leave in an orderly manner and not runnaway

i know life's not a bed of roses at the moment but keep the faith my friends i know that we'll bounce back next season.

[gus ceasar is a legend]

Yes but can he play at right back or up front???

[Leigh On Eea Gooner]

Oh I love this one .... I read people saying I wouldn't take him as he's no good & also a swap deal Freddie for Bonjovi wouldn't be a bad thing ... Made my day !!

[gus ceasar is a legend]

My thoughts exactly Leigh!

Although I do hear that Bandau Spallet is a fantastic prospect!

[U.F.G Anfield '89]

i like the look of that welsh kid Eta Llicam

[gus ceasar is a legend]

Huh??

You cant make those letters spell Tom Jones UFG!!!

[U.F.G Anfield '89]

no but you can make them spell Metallica, i was talking about a welsh kid because of the double L at the beginning of the sirname

[Eboue Can't Defend]

despite your denial of transfers I will always love you Hlebby (not in a gay way) who says i can't show brotherly love to my fellow gooners it's my life after all. but with all the rain we've been having recently won't the pitch get slippery when wet thus constituting a safety hazard for any concert although if the concert did go ahead i'm sure everyone would have a nice day and that once it was over everyone would leave in an orderly manner and not runnaway

i know life's not a bed of roses at the moment but keep the faith my friends i know that we'll bounce back next season.

Just thought I would make it easier for anyone who wants to join in with this pun party to select their phrases, by publishing a list of Bonjovi songs. Enjoy:

"Why Aren't You Dead" – 3:31
"The Radio Saved My Life Tonight" – 5:08
"Taking It Back" – 4:17
"Someday I'll Be Saturday Night" (demo) – 5:18
"Miss Fourth of July" – 5:40
"Open All Night" – 4:47
"These Arms Are Open All Night" – 5:20
"I Get a Rush" – 2:57
"Someday Just Might Be Tonight" – 4:13
"Thief of Hearts" (Jon Bon Jovi, Pat Leonard) – 4:17
"Last Man Standing" – 4:32
"I Just Want To Be Your Man" – 3:28
Disc 2
"Garageland" – 3:26
"Starting All Over Again" (Jon Bon Jovi, Richie Sambora, Desmond Child) – 3:44
"Maybe Someday" – 4:43
"Last Chance Train" – 4:31
"The Fire Inside" – 4:50
"Every Beat of My Heart" – 4:49
"Rich Man Living In a Poor Man's House" (Jon Bon Jovi, Dave Stewart) – 4:22
"The One That Got Away" – 4:48
"You Can Sleep While I Dream" – 4:53
"Outlaws of Love" – 3:20
"Good Guys Don't Always Wear White" – 4:29
"We Rule The Night" – 4:09
Disc 3
"Edge of a Broken Heart" (Jon Bon Jovi, Richie Sambora, Desmond Child) – 4:35
"Sympathy" – 5:23
"Only In My Dreams" (featuring Tico Torres on vocals) – 5:07
"Shut Up and Kiss Me" – 2:47
"Crazy Love" – 4:25
"Lonely at the Top" – 3:51
"Ordinary People" – 4:07
"Flesh and Bone" – 5:01
"Satellite" – 4:56
"If I Can't Have Your Love" (featuring Richie Sambora on vocals) – 4:15
"Real Life" – 3:52
"Memphis Lives In Me" (featuring David Bryan on vocals)(David Bryan) – 3:03
"Too Much of a Good Thing" – 4:23
Disc 4
"Love Ain't Nothing But a Four Letter Word" – 4:14
"Love Ain't Nothing But a Four Letter Word" (demo) – 4:08
"River Runs Dry" – 3:57
"Always" (demo) – 5:46
"Kidnap an Angel" – 5:56
"Breathe" – 3:41
"Out of Bounds" – 3:46
"Letter to a Friend" – 4:19
"Temptation" – 4:23
"Gotta Have a Reason" – 4:59
"All I Wanna Do Is You" – 3:03
"Billy" – 4:32
"Nobody's Hero" (demo) / "Livin' on a Prayer" (original unreleased version) (hidden track) – 8:36

[All_Arsenal_1886]

The winner is the one who can use all them in a story

good luck ur time starts now

[Chopper]

"Why Aren't You Dead" – 3:31
"The Radio Saved My Life Tonight" – 5:08
"Taking It Back" – 4:17
"Someday I'll Be Saturday Night" (demo) – 5:18
"Miss Fourth of July" – 5:40
"Open All Night" – 4:47
"These Arms Are Open All Night" – 5:20
"I Get a Rush" – 2:57
"Someday Just Might Be Tonight" – 4:13
"Thief of Hearts" (Jon Bon Jovi, Pat Leonard) – 4:17
"Last Man Standing" – 4:32
"I Just Want To Be Your Man" – 3:28
Disc 2
"Garageland" – 3:26
"Starting All Over Again" (Jon Bon Jovi, Richie Sambora, Desmond Child) – 3:44
"Maybe Someday" – 4:43
"Last Chance Train" – 4:31
"The Fire Inside" – 4:50
"Every Beat of My Heart" – 4:49
"Rich Man Living In a Poor Man's House" (Jon Bon Jovi, Dave Stewart) – 4:22
"The One That Got Away" – 4:48
"You Can Sleep While I Dream" – 4:53
"Outlaws of Love" – 3:20
"Good Guys Don't Always Wear White" – 4:29
"We Rule The Night" – 4:09
Disc 3
"Edge of a Broken Heart" (Jon Bon Jovi, Richie Sambora, Desmond Child) – 4:35
"Sympathy" – 5:23
"Only In My Dreams" (featuring Tico Torres on vocals) – 5:07
"Shut Up and Kiss Me" – 2:47
"Crazy Love" – 4:25
"Lonely at the Top" – 3:51
"Ordinary People" – 4:07
"Flesh and Bone" – 5:01
"Satellite" – 4:56
"If I Can't Have Your Love" (featuring Richie Sambora on vocals) – 4:15
"Real Life" – 3:52
"Memphis Lives In Me" (featuring David Bryan on vocals)(David Bryan) – 3:03
"Too Much of a Good Thing" – 4:23
Disc 4
"Love Ain't Nothing But a Four Letter Word" – 4:14
"Love Ain't Nothing But a Four Letter Word" (demo) – 4:08
"River Runs Dry" – 3:57
"Always" (demo) – 5:46
"Kidnap an Angel" – 5:56
"Breathe" – 3:41
"Out of Bounds" – 3:46
"Letter to a Friend" – 4:19
"Temptation" – 4:23
"Gotta Have a Reason" – 4:59
"All I Wanna Do Is You" – 3:03
"Billy" – 4:32
"Nobody's Hero" (demo) / "Livin' on a Prayer" (original unreleased version) (hidden track) – 8:36

Bloody stupid squad numbers!

[Eboue Can't Defend]

Chopper,

Love it!!

[I Hate Hleb]

I’M VERY DISAPPOINTED THAT NO-ONE TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE OF TRYING TO FIT ALL THE BONJOVI SONGS INTO ONE POST. I REALISE TO EVEN THINK OF DOING IT, ONE WOULD HAVE TO BE "Livin' on a Prayer". BUT IMAGINE IF IT WERE ACHIEVED BY ONE OF US? THAT PERSON’S REPUTATION AND STOCK WOULD SURELY RISE AS HIGH AS A "Satellite".

NOW I KNOW "Good Guys Don't Always Wear White", BUT WHAT ARE YOU? A BUNCH OF "Billy" NO-BALLS? SEEMS TO ME LIKE YOU GUYS HAVE HAD “Too Much of a Good Thing" AND HAVE GROWN LAZY!!

ADMITTEDLY, EVERY DAY ON THIS FORUM BRINGS A NEW "Temptation" - WHAT WITH ALL THE PUNS, TIT GAGS AND OTHER DEBATE CONSTANTLY GOING ON. IN FACT, WITH THE AMOUNT OF TIME WE SPEND ON HERE, YOU COULD NEVER ACCUSE US REGULARS OF LIVING ANY KIND OF "Real Life". BUT I "Gotta Have a Reason" WHY THIS CHALLENGE IS "The One That Got Away"?

TO BE HONEST, I FEEL LIKE I'M A "Rich Man Living In a Poor Man's House". I KNOW ITS "Lonely at the Top", BUT I DIDN’T EXPECT TO BE THE "Last Man Standing". NOW, I CERTAINLY DON’T WANT TO BE RULED "Out of Bounds" BY THE OTHER REGULARS, BUT HAVE YOU REALLY ALL TURNED BACK INTO "Ordinary People"?

I KNOW THAT I’M TAKING A RISK ATTEMPTING THIS, AND THAT SOME OF YOU HOPE MY "River Runs Dry" BEFORE I REACH THE END. BUT "I Get a Rush" FROM AT LEAST TRYING BECAUSE "The Fire Inside" STILL BURNS INSIDE. AND TO MY CRITICS I SAY THIS, "You Can Sleep While I Dream" OF BEING SUCCESSFUL. WHEN I DO SUCCEED YOU WILL SOON BE "Taking It Back".

TO BE FAIR, I KNOW SOME OF YOU DO HAVE FAITH IN ME AND THINK THAT "Someday I'll Be Saturday Night". WELL, HOPEFULLY THAT "Someday Just Might Be Tonight"! TO BE HONEST, I WAS GONNA MAKE AN ATTEMPT ONE WEEK AGO, BUT I WAS MUCH TOO BUSY MAKING LOVE TO THAT AMERICAN GIRL -"Miss Fourth of July" - ON HER BIRTHDAY. THEN I HAD ANOTHER GO YESTERDAY, BUT ENDED UP "Starting All Over Again" THIS EVENING.

I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE ALL THINKING: “Why Aren't You Dead"? AFTER ALL, I AM JUST "Flesh and Boneâ€

[RaM]

Well done IHH.

In regards to the misprint of Bonjovi as Bojinov, it is an easy mistake to make.

Of course, Hitler could tell you that, he just wanted everyone to know that he really didn't like JUICE...but a simple error saw the events that we are all aware of occur.