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Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 11:18 am**

DB10GOONER wrote:Don't particularly want the Septics to win but I REALLY WANT EUROPE TO LOSE!!

Any team that includes Rory McIlroy in it deserves to lose. He is a fucking arrogant, ignorant little wankfuck. Have to say if I got the opportunity, he is one of a very limited number of people I would love to punch in the throat.

Sorry, should explain that.

I saw the prick in action at the Walker Cup in 2007. I had no idea who he was at the time. Was on a corporate with my bro-in-law and he was chatting to someone near the 2nd course where fuckhead was practising some putting. Wankstain stormed over and bollocked my bro-in-law (in front of everyone) for talking. The bro-in-law told him to fuck off and some stewards led McIlroy away before it got too heated. I couldn't believe what I was seeing tbh... One of the stewards told my bro-in-law that fuckhead was "well known for being a twat".

Still, I got a nice free drunk on, so all's well that ends well. Didn't watch much of the golf though because it bored the shit out of me... don't mind playing, but watching? Fuck no.

Will basement this when enough people call McIlroy a cunt.

! I thought I was the only one who couldn't stand the sight of the guy. Never met him but just think he has the most punchable face I've ever seen....!

It still doesn't make me want Europe to lose though......

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:15 pm**

i want europe to win, but i also dont like rory....he looks like a prick i used to be at school with and everyone hated him.

rory is an ugly fucker and looks like he needs a good wash.

his little bro looks exactly the same but about 10 years old.

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:50 pm**

DB10GOONER wrote:Don't particularly want the Septics to win but I REALLY WANT EUROPE TO LOSE!!

Any team that includes Rory McIlroy in it deserves to lose. He is a fucking arrogant, ignorant little wankfuck. Have to say if I got the opportunity, he is one of a very limited number of people I would love to punch in the throat.

Sorry, should explain that.

I saw the prick in action at the Walker Cup in 2007. I had no idea who he was at the time. Was on a corporate with my bro-in-law and he was chatting to someone near the 2nd course where fuckhead was practising some putting. Wankstain stormed over and bollocked my bro-in-law (in front of everyone) for talking. The bro-in-law told him to fuck off and some stewards led McIlroy away before it got too heated. I couldn't believe what I was seeing tbh... One of the stewards told my bro-in-law that fuckhead was "well known for being a twat".

Still, I got a nice free drunk on, so all's well that ends well. Didn't watch much of the golf though because it bored the shit out of me... don't mind playing, but watching? Fuck no.

Will basement this when enough people call McIlroy a cunt.

Im with rory on this one he's a Brit too

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:25 pm**

fuck mcilroy. arrogant *word censored* who has mediocre talent and a big mouth. if the euro trash win, then whatever, but i hope that *word censored* drowns in the rain

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:28 pm**

Yankee_Gooner_Dandee wrote:fuck mcilroy. arrogant c**t who has mediocre talent and a big mouth. if the euro trash win, then whatever, but i hope that c**t drowns in the rain

Are you

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:41 pm**

Yankee_Gooner_Dandee wrote:fuck mcilroy. arrogant c**t who has mediocre talent and a big mouth. if the euro trash win, then whatever, but i hope that c**t drowns in the rain

Being cunted by a Septic doesn't count, mate. Bit like being told "you're a slut" by a prostitute.

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:42 pm**

whats golf ?

brady won it beautifully look at that oh look at that

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:14 pm**

Grannies Olgit Loves F******?

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:42 pm**

played by pricks with small balls then?

brady won it beautifully, look at that oh look at that

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:56 pm**

Don't tell olgit (or even corkbarry for that matter) but ....

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:17 pm**

back on at 5 and looking like golf going to last till monday, bloody welsh weather

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:12 pm**

GOLF???

The most boring, pointless, twattish "sport" ever invented in the history of forever!! As Oscar Wilde said "Golf? It's a waste of a good walk"

If I had a choice of watching paint dry or spending a day with twats that shout "GET IN THE HOLE", wear stupid f**king clothes and talk in loud, arrogant voices - I'd take a 5 litre can of emulsion any day. No, make that a 10 litre Trade Size can of slow drying emulsion in a really horrible colour.

Hope they all get soaked and catch pneumonia!!

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:18 pm**

augie wrote:As a spectator sport (on tv anyway) I have to say that golf bores the shit outa me......except for the ryder cup I love watching it and if I could have taken the weekend off I would have sat almost constantly in front of the tv cheering on our team against the septics

Was glad as well that tiger got a good reception from the european supporters yesterday.......all he did wrong was bang a few birds on the side and over here that would see him immortalised

I feel awful for his wife(who would need birds on the side with her back home?)

But you're right - he'd be the next President of France. Minister of Sport at the very least

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:32 pm**

Just put The Ryder F**king Cup on to see if they've all drowned yet and guess what??

The instant (the very instant!) I put it on, I heard an American voice shouting "GET IN THE HOLE".

Can you imagine 60,000 people at the Em****es shouting "GET IN THE GOAL" every time someone in red was in possession??

And they've got someone called Bubba or Bubble.

Honestly, what a totally shit "sport" played and watched by imbeciles!! More rain in Scotland or wherever they are please!

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:02 pm**

Rory's a prick. I'll still be supporting the Europeans mind!

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