Time for some festive cheer !

[Top Londoner]

Steve0 35.

If you can manage The Kinks, Lola you will be immortalized my son.

[Chippy]

Steve0 35.

If you can manage The Kinks, Lola you will be immortalized my son.

Wow. Not festive, but so bloody obvious, the chorus

Cazorla, santi cazorla, santi cazorla, etc

must be his chant.

[Top Londoner]

Steve0 35.

If you can manage The Kinks, Lola you will be immortalized my son.

Wow. Not festive, but so bloody obvious, the chorus

Cazorla, santi cazorla, santi cazorla, etc

must be his chant.

Okay. But was thinking something along the lines of...........

Wenger, fuck off Mr Wenger, fuck off Monsieur Wengerrrrrrr for the chorus.

[Chippy]

Sorry not wanting to hijack the thought but that is such an obvious chant for Caz, even our brain dead sheep could do it! now on with the Xmas bolleaux.

[SteveO 35]

Elton John's been on the phone and says he's sorry we're all feeling so miserable at this time of year so....he's said we can step into Christmas gooner style:

FLOP INTO CHRISTMAS

You’re welcome to have Alex Song
We’ll take him back on loan next year
Has he earned his fifteenth yellow card?
We signed no-one, they’re all too dear
We like to see Aaron on the wing
Then replaced by twenty three
So hop aboard, we’re midtable
Sleepwalk into Christmas, with me….

Flop into Christmas
Shit in November
We are stuck with Arsene, forever and ever
Are we jaded? Yes, very
Whinge along with me
Flop into Christmas
Next week we’ll be fifteenth….woooooaahhhh

Sell Bacs, and play Djourou, next year
And keep on aiming for fourth place
If we can help to entertain you,
Pay eighty quid, category A
So Merry Christmas, one and all
Lose to Swansea City
Then asking you if you’d oblige
Send your two grand to Stan Kroenkeeeeeee…. yeah !

Flop into Christmas
Shit in November
We are stuck with Arsene, forever and ever
He came from Italy
Vito Mann-oneeee
Not even wanted
By poor old Barnsleeeeeeeyyy

[SWLGooner]

Sorry not wanting to hijack the thought but that is such an obvious chant for Caz, even our brain dead sheep could do it! now on with the Xmas bolleaux.

About 5 of us tried to get that going in the Harvester in Stoke/Mayfield at Man City, and in the grounds, everyone looked at us as if we were mad, at least we got rid of 'he came from Malaga...' at West Ham

[SteveO 35]

The Pogues have been very concerned about all the miserable comments on here:

It was christmas eve babe
And the team stank
An old man sold Nasri: and won't sign anyone
And then he sold A Song
The rare old signings few
I turned my face away, and dreamed of 8-2
Got a lucky one-one
Scraped up at Ever-ton
I´ve got a feeling
City’s for Theo too
So happy christmas
I love you Arsene
I can see a shitty time
When your contract renews....

We’ve got no superstars
He ignores Stevie Bould
Watch Swansea cut through you
But he still won’t be told
“30 years I have managed, you still don’t believe
You must wait till May, until you can judge me”
Giroud’s handsome, but shitty
Couldn’t play for York City when The Forehead is playing they yelled out “No more”
The fans were all sitting, too pissed off to be singing
We pissed lots of corners
Had one shot all night.

And the boys from the Evening Standard all said “Judge Arsene in May”
And the praise was ringing out from Pat Bar-clay.

Lost to Brum, we were sunk
Arsene tuts, “What bad luck”
Lying there faces red, virtual trophy instead
Sign Fat Frank, sell Walcott
Loan Henry, that’s your lot
Happy christmas Lord Arse, and lets hope it’s your last.

And the boys from the Evening Standard all said “Judge Arsene in May”
And the praise was ringing out from Pat Bar-clay.

He could have signed someone
Chose a kid from League One
Took Carl from the Valley
Then we lost eight two
Kept Andrey, and the Dane
Then put them out on loan
Can´t help but fucking moan
Our dreams have been killed by you

And the boys from the Evening Standard all said “Judge Arsene in May”
And the praise was ringing out from Pat Bar-clay

[Eboue-Why?]

Steve, listen to me, there is help out there for you....I'm seriously worried about you now. It used to be just Rodders' behaviour that concerned me but this thread is disturbing me

[SteveO 35]

Time to lighten the mood again - we've got a transfer window to look forward to

Tight Christmas

I’m dreaming of a tight Christmas
Just like the ones we’ve grown to know
A French scouting mission
Aaron’s wing position
And to hear “Thierry’s back on loan”

I’m dreaming of a tight Christmas
Watching the Forehead looking shite
Centre halves, all flaky and light
Thirty years, so Wenger must be right

I’m dreaming of a tight Christmas
Giroud is slower than Mark Bright
Watching us get stuffed out of sight
By a team from Wales all dressed in white

[Eboue-Why?]

Steve, have you phoned them yet?
Don't be afraid, once you get help you'll be amongst people who care and want to help you.
Make that call son, please

[SteveO 35]

Steve, have you phoned them yet?
Don't be afraid, once you get help you'll be amongst people who care and want to help you.
Make that call son, please

I did call - but they put me on hold for ages with a recording of White Christmas, so.....

[skizz_b]

Here's a proper one. Band Aid for the Arsenal!

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid
At Christmas time, injuries mean Squillaci plays

And in the Emirates for plenty, there are no smiles of joy
Join in the Black Scarf Protest March, at Christmas time

But say a prayer, pray for the injured ones
Who are out for a week, but don't play for 18 months

We're 2-0 down to Swansea
But don't worry, FFP's here

And the only cheers from Gooners
Are when Chamakh's wage cheque clears

1-0 up, Scum fans are crowing about our impending doom
Well tonight, Gooners thank God it finished 5-2!

And Arsenal won't be league leaders, this Christmas time
The greatest gift we'll get this year is 4th

Where tiredness always grows
And passing never flows
Do they know we're 2-0 down at home?

Here's to Jack, raise a glass for the Coked-up one
Here's to Gervinho, Wenger's African adopted son
Do they know we're in 10th place not 4th?

SPEND SOME MONEY

SPEND SOME MONEY

SPEND SOME MONEY
LET THEM KNOW IT'S NOT A DIVIDEND!

SPEND SOME MONEY
LET THEM KNOW IT'S NOT A DIVIDEND!

[skizz_b]

I don't want a lot for christmas
there is just one thing i need
i don't care about the stadium
being paid off in 2023

i just want you for my own
more than you could ever know
make my wish come true...
all i want for christmas....
is...




















































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[SteveO 35]

Mariah was very disappointed to hear about our defeat at Bradford last night and has asked us all to cheer up a bit

I don't want a lot for Christmas
Just some back up for Chesney
And defenders with some presence
A striker with some quality
Just someone that we could own
Not Thierry back on loan
Make my wish come true...
We lost to a team from League Twoooooooooo

I don't want a lot for Christmas
Just some players with some speed
But our chairman thinks we’re peasants
And he loves to take the pee
I don't need Giroud, he’s shocking
We’re up there in seventh place
(ahhh) watching us play tippy tappy
Up at cold Valley Parade
Just some new players to own
Not some two bob *word censored* on loan
Make my wish come true
Longest serving player’s….Djou-rooooooou

Oh I won't ask for much this Christmas
Cos we won’t spend any dough
(and I) I'm just gonna keep on playing
Centre forward, Gerv-in-ho
I have made a list and sent it
To Juve, to bring back Nick
(ahhh)I won't even stay awake to
See if Chamakh finally clicks
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Going down without a fight
What more can I do
Bradford scored three pens, we scored twoooooooo

Ohhh all the teams are signing
New players everywhere
But when we signed Ju Young Park
Laughter filled the air (oh)
And everyone is singing (oh yeah)
The praise for Arsene’s ringing
Ivan won't you sing up the coach we really need -
Don’t you please let him go off to P-S-G

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
Just another 0-0 draw
I just want to see Gervinho
Failing to hit a barn door
But we know we mustn’t moan
Listen to Lord Wenger droan
“To our belief’s we’re true“
All we want to do now is spewwwwwwww

[N1Goon]

SteveO


I hope they lock you up in a funny farm cell next to Arsene when the time comes.