

Don't you wish it could be Christmas (Arsenal style) everyday?
When the owner takes your dough,
And Thierry’s here on loan.
He’ll have a great big smile, if we get to fourth place.
If we start to race ahead,
We’ll lose to Wigan instead,
And you look for the draws, you know the great 0-0 bores are on the way.
Well I wish it could be Christmas everyday.
When Le Goon starts moaning, there’s too many games to play.
Oh I wish it could be Christmas everyday.
Loan some players out at Christmas.
Are we at Goodison Park
If we make a flying start,
Then your Welsh buffoon’s gonna throw that lead away.
Now the frostiness appears
Cos the Chairman heard your jeers,
So we’ll sign Arsene up and all the hopes of the trophies melt away.
Well I wish it could be Christmas everyday.
When the kids start playing and the two cups slip away.
Oh I wish it could be Christmas everyday.
So, ship your winger out at Christmas.
When the fans begin to groan,
Well they just might like to know,
Will we catch West Brom, or stay in seventh place?
So if Sagna wants to stay
We’ll make him take a cut in pay,
And sign a youngster from Lens, so we can drop lots of points and start agaiiiiin.
Well I wish it could be Christmas everyday.
When the kids start playing in the Champions League away.
Oh I wish it could be Christmas everyday.
Don’t get your chequebook out at Christmas.
Ivan, take it away
Well I wish it could be Christmas everyday.
When the fans start wondering if Theo’s going to stay.
Oh I wish it could be Christmas everyday.
We’ll leave the window shut at Christmas.
Why don’t we sign someone at Christmas?