Arteta’s Tray of Ice Cubes in a Sauna v Keegan’s King Bottlers Caraboa Cup Semi Final 2nd Leg Wednesday 5th February 8pm

[robbo10]

I’ve wanted Liverpool to lose every single game this season but fuck me they better win tomorrow and again in the final.

I concur wholeheartedly

We have been appalling tonight. Do you concur?

I concur wholeheartedly

You need to change the title Falky to Artetas Fucking Melts v Keegans King Bottlers

[BFG4]

The only way this spineless incompetent twat ever won anything Is due to an empty Wembley during Covid. We are a big club in name only because at no other big club is he surviving as manager with fuck all trophies won. We've never even been in a final since that 2020 one, it's pitiful but par for the course when you're owner is a wig wearing parasite with zero care for the club.

[sk-gtfo]

Not a chance in hell that we win a trophy this season, we just don't have enough options in attack, everyone could see, even Arteta, but the board just doesn't have a clue, all bean counters or lawyers since Edu departed.

#KroenkeOUT to return?

Just like 2018 again

[rodders999]

Not a chance in hell that we win a trophy this season, we just don't have enough options in attack, everyone could see, even Arteta, but the board just doesn't have a clue, all bean counters or lawyers since Edu departed.

#KroenkeOUT to return?

Just like 2018 again

You need an absolute killer to pick up silverware. Auba did it for us with lethal finishes in both the semi and final of the cup win.

Smith, Wright, Bergkamp, Anelka, Henry were the killers all the league wins during my lifetime. You won’t win it without one simple as that and it’s complete fucking madness we haven’t a single striker in the squad (let alone a fucking killer )

[SteveO 35]

I think Rodders has been the one saying about "flogging the same 11 players" and it's no coincidence that Martinelli now looks fucked after playing shite again, and Trossard took a few blows too

Looks like Havertz and Sterling for the weekend then, yay

Leicester's centre halves and full backs the latest to look like a vintage Milan defence of the 90s

[Gunner Rob]

Not a chance in hell that we win a trophy this season, we just don't have enough options in attack, everyone could see, even Arteta, but the board just doesn't have a clue, all bean counters or lawyers since Edu departed.

#KroenkeOUT to return?

Just like 2018 again

What do you mean like 2018 again?
Kroenke hasn’t changed in all that time - he has clearly stated he is not interested in winning trophies.
You have to hand it to Arteta - he wins the matches that he needs to so that he keeps his job.
This club is only interested in a top 4 PL finish and in the new CL - a top 8 group stage finish.
Job already done in both so we are heading out on holiday to Dubai for the next week.

[the playing mantis]

Kroenkes are not the issue. 800m spent. FFS stop playing that narrative

The only issue they cause is sticking with a dud too long.

[the playing mantis]

Reminder havertz is on 275k a week

Let that sink in

[SteveO 35]

Not a chance in hell that we win a trophy this season, we just don't have enough options in attack, everyone could see, even Arteta, but the board just doesn't have a clue, all bean counters or lawyers since Edu departed.

#KroenkeOUT to return?

Just like 2018 again

What do you mean like 2018 again?
Kroenke hasn’t changed in all that time - he has clearly stated he is not interested in winning trophies.
You have to hand it to Arteta - he wins the matches that he needs to so that he keeps his job.
This club is only interested in a top 4 PL finish and in the new CL - a top 8 group stage finish.
Job already done in both so we are heading out on holiday to Dubai for the next week.

Think the same could be said of most owners mate. It's the man paid to buy and coach the players who is supposed to instil the winning mentality and he just isn't up to it

[Limerick Gooner]

Killer was a great song. Adamski ft. Seal.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LtYujyhvIyQ

Guy looks a bit like Nico Williams. Get that Killer in.

[A11M11]

Sanogo is out of contracy as is Lucaa Perez .

[Gunner Rob]

Not a chance in hell that we win a trophy this season, we just don't have enough options in attack, everyone could see, even Arteta, but the board just doesn't have a clue, all bean counters or lawyers since Edu departed.

#KroenkeOUT to return?

Just like 2018 again

What do you mean like 2018 again?
Kroenke hasn’t changed in all that time - he has clearly stated he is not interested in winning trophies.
You have to hand it to Arteta - he wins the matches that he needs to so that he keeps his job.
This club is only interested in a top 4 PL finish and in the new CL - a top 8 group stage finish.
Job already done in both so we are heading out on holiday to Dubai for the next week.

Think the same could be said of most owners mate. It's the man paid to buy and coach the players who is supposed to instil the winning mentality and he just isn't up to it

But Arteta is getting away with it because he is making the owners a lot of money

[Perryashburtongroves]

Not a chance in hell that we win a trophy this season, we just don't have enough options in attack, everyone could see, even Arteta, but the board just doesn't have a clue, all bean counters or lawyers since Edu departed.

#KroenkeOUT to return?

Just like 2018 again

You need an absolute killer to pick up silverware. Auba did it for us with lethal finishes in both the semi and final of the cup win.

Smith, Wright, Bergkamp, Anelka, Henry were the killers all the league wins during my lifetime. You won’t win it without one simple as that and it’s complete fucking madness we haven’t a single striker in the squad (let alone a fucking killer )

And to think players like Campbell and Wiltord weren't regular starters during two of those title years but knew where the goal was and could fucking smack a few in when needed during tight games or run-ins. Wiltord was frustring at times but put himself about and made runs. Campbell was a fucking battering ram who smashed in a handy number in the spring of 1991. If they played in this side, they'd hit 30 a season. Fucking shameful that the whole world knows we need a striker but the fucking drama/art supply teacher in charge doesn't fucking see it, care enough or act. Fucking disgraceful.

[A11M11]

Sanogo is out of contract as is Lucas Perez .

[General]

Possibly the most toothless performance since that Colombian fella opened his mouth in a viral moment a few years ago