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Posted: **Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:20 pm**

JMascis666 wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:Going to the toilet for a crap in a pub club shop whatever and not noticing until you have had a crap that there is no toilet paper.
Every pub I goto seems to have a broken lock on the door also.

Yeah and you sit on the bog with your foot up against the door while whistling or singing out loud hoping no one will come in to the cubicle

Posted: **Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:59 pm**

when someone says calm down when im having a rant about something.

Posted: **Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:59 am**

franksav63 wrote:People that keep using the word ''literally'' when they're saying something (usually something really boring) c**ts!!!

Hmmm, just noticed that someone has just changed the title thread.. SID, you bastard...

Posted: **Fri Oct 07, 2011 6:03 am**

MadRich wrote:when someone says calm down when im having a rant about something.

Posted: **Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:38 am**

franksav63 wrote:
franksav63 wrote:People that keep using the word ''literally'' when they're saying something (usually something really boring) c**ts!!!
Hmmm, just noticed that someone has just changed the title thread.. SID, you bastard...

Took you long enough

Posted: **Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:50 am**

goonersid wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
franksav63 wrote:People that keep using the word ''literally'' when they're saying something (usually something really boring) c**ts!!!
Hmmm, just noticed that someone has just changed the title thread.. SID, you bastard...
Took you long enough

I'm not nicknamed Arsene for nothing Sid...

Posted: **Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:29 pm**

People who allow there kids to stand in the supermarket shopping trolley, dirty b******s

When you are driving really early in the morning and there is barely a car on the road, when some twat out walking his dog, presses the button at a crossing, then walks straight accross the road, only for the light to turn red once he has crossed then I have to sit and wait until it turns f*****g green again.

Posted: **Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:51 pm**

London Underground, the train is packed with barely any room and some idiots decide it's still okay to force themselves on. We are packed tighter than Chamakh in a Vegas hotel room and you still want to get on?!

Posted: **Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:26 pm**

Sid - do you really only have one tit?

Posted: **Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:13 pm**

Women at football.

Posted: **Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:36 am**

Sunday morning classes

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:47 pm**

Tennis

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:06 pm**

goonersid wrote:Tennis

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 7:39 pm**

People that can't tidy their front garden. Making trying to get to their letterbox like a fucking assault course.

People that answer the door but try to restrain the dog from attacking me by sticking their leg in the way. Just lock it away you *word censored*.

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:52 pm**

Postmen, who moan about everything... just do your job ya *word censored*...

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