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Talking about bullshit HR speak, I heard a colleague today saying to someone "thanks for the feedback......I just need to internalise it"

For fuck sake mate - its words, not a sandwich

The prick who wants to ''kick the tyres around'' to see if we can do stuff together. No! Kick fucking you is a better idea!

Occupational Psychologists. These no-life, no-mates, virgin bastards "write" the tests we use when recruiting senior managers and cops and tbh they still don't stop mad bastards and wasters getting through. But oh dear God whatever you do don't question their methods as that apparently is akin to absolute insanity!

Fucking useless arseholes.

People who have names you can abbreviate but dont like them being abbreviated like Gary Bale, Gary Barry and anyone called James thats doesnt like Jim

flash gunner wrote:People who have names you can abbreviate but dont like them being abbreviated like Gary Bale, Gary Barry and anyone called James thats doesnt like Jim

What did Jim do?

flash gunner wrote:People who have names you can abbreviate but dont like them being abbreviated like Gary Bale, Gary Barry and anyone called James thats doesnt like Jim

Agree. Blokes tend to hit a 'time of life' when Andy reverts to Andrew, Steve back to Stephen even if it is spelt Steven and Arnie back to Arnold etc, Krunts.

Top Londoner wrote:

flash gunner wrote:People who have names you can abbreviate but dont like them being abbreviated like Gary Bale, Gary Barry and anyone called James thats doesnt like Jim

Agree. Blokes tend to hit a 'time of life' when Andy reverts to Andrew, Steve back to Stephen even if it is spelt Steven and Arnie back to Arnold etc, Krunts.

Any *word censored* who has the name Arnold should first go kill his parents THEN Themselves. no excuses just fecking DO IT!

The stupid 35 year old bimbo crunt bitch that turns up in work at 8am every fucking day and then just yaks inane shite about facebook/twitter/XFactor/She-Gazza until she mercifully fucks off home to her griefhole of a bedsit at 5pm.



PLEASE DO ME A FAVOUR AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING NON-FUNCTIONING BRAINS OUT ALL OVER YOUR ROBBIE WILLIAMS POSTERS YOU VAPID KÚNT. I WILL LOAN YOU THE GUN.

Women in the engineering workplace, a total waste of fucking time as they are capable of neither lateral nor creative thinking.
We had one in our office and all she could do was type very fast and send those really fucking annoying email jokes, other than that totally incompetent and created more unnecessary work for others than she managed to complete herself. She left to "work" in the civil service need I say more.

Wives who turn on the dishwasher just b4 you have something to eat and then complains theres no cutlery to use because the cutlery is in the fucking dishwasher that she turned on just b4 you have something to eat

People who have to open their driver's door when reversing into a space, use your mirrors you stupid fucking twat.

goonersid wrote:People who have to open their driver's door when reversing into a space, use your mirrors you stupid fucking twat.

My missus still won't even try reversing in having been driving for about 20 years. Why bother when a 30 point turn to get into frontways will do

SteveO 35 wrote:

goonersid wrote:People who have to open their driver's door when reversing into a space, use your mirrors you stupid fucking twat.

My missus still won't even try reversing in having been driving for about 20 years. Why bother when a 30 point turn to get into frontways will do

Is this just a polite way of you saying she won't do anal?

Chippy wrote:

SteveO 35 wrote:

goonersid wrote:People who have to open their driver's door when reversing into a space, use your mirrors you stupid fucking twat.

My missus still won't even try reversing in having been driving for about 20 years. Why bother when a 30 point turn to get into frontways will do

Is this just a polite way of you saying she won't do anal?

goonersid wrote:People who have to open their driver's door when reversing into a space, use your mirrors you stupid fucking twat.

How the fuck did they pass their test in the first place?

We should be slightly less tolerant than Saudi Arabia with incidencies like this imo.