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The wife has piled on the pounds of late, last night I came home from work and she was lying on the bed in a leopard skin print dress ....
I thought it was Fred Flintstone

A mate of mine believes that the Earth is flat. I challenged him to prove it by walking off the edge...

He eventually came around.

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

Thu May 22, 2025 2:11 pm

The wife has piled on the pounds of late, last night I came home from work and she was lying on the bed in a leopard skin print dress ....
I thought it was Fred Flintstone

keep it up Lefty. - no 4

gazzatt2 wrote: ↑

Fri May 23, 2025 6:38 am

keep it up Lefty. - no 4

A valued member of the Friday quartet

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

Thu May 22, 2025 2:11 pm

If modern society has taught us anything, it's that the less a person is qualified to have an opinion

The more likely she is to express it

You've met my sister in law, huh?

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Fri May 23, 2025 7:45 pm

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

Thu May 22, 2025 2:11 pm

If modern society has taught us anything, it's that the less a person is qualified to have an opinion

The more likely she is to express it

You've met my sister in law, huh?

FFS DB who hasn't !?

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Sat May 24, 2025 10:27 am

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Fri May 23, 2025 7:45 pm

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

Thu May 22, 2025 2:11 pm

If modern society has taught us anything, it's that the less a person is qualified to have an opinion

The more likely she is to express it

You've met my sister in law, huh?

FFS DB who hasn't !?

You wouldn't. Especially once she started talking at you.

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Sat May 24, 2025 10:10 pm

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Sat May 24, 2025 10:27 am

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Fri May 23, 2025 7:45 pm

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

Thu May 22, 2025 2:11 pm

If modern society has taught us anything, it's that the less a person is qualified to have an opinion

The more likely she is to express it

You've met my sister in law, huh?

FFS DB who hasn't !?

You wouldn't. Especially once she started talking at you.

Ohh! I See.


Fair Snuff.


Actually thinking about it (as if I could feckin' forget!) My ex-s Sister suffered the same problem, or as they say in Wales..


"She's Got More Mouth Than a Cow's Got Cũnt"

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

Thu May 22, 2025 2:11 pm

The wife has piled on the pounds of late, last night I came home from work and she was lying on the bed in a leopard skin print dress ....
I thought it was Fred Flintstone

My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic…
But I refused.
If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

There's a nudist convention in my town tomorrow.

I might go if I've got nothing on.

Suffolk Police have confirmed that a man who fell into a combine-harvester..while trying to steal it...has been bailed!!

I went to a pet shop and put a sign saying 'Chameleon' next to an empty cage ......

“The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.”