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Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:20 pm
by Top Londoner
The 'yoof' of today speaking Patois.
krunts cannot even point out the Caribbean on a map, even when using google earth.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 7:26 am
by DB10GOONER
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 7:48 am
by SteveO 35
This morning's tube journey into the office reminded me of another 'favourite' i.e. people's seeming inability to use a handkerchief or tissue, instead preferring to spend the entire 20 minute journey sniffing and performing some sort of grunting sound only usually heard on farms.
BLOW YOUR 'EFFIN NOSE, FFS
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 8:06 am
by DB10GOONER
SteveO 35 wrote:This morning's tube journey into the office reminded me of another 'favourite' i.e. people's seeming inability to use a handkerchief or tissue, instead preferring to spend the entire 20 minute journey sniffing and performing some sort of grunting sound only usually heard on farms.
BLOW YOUR 'EFFIN NOSE, FFS
Pet peeve here too, mate. Along with all these fuckers in their late teens and twenties that are incapable of putting a hand over their mouth when they cough or yawn. LEARN SOME MANNERS YOU FUCKING IGNORANT ARSEHOLES.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 9:11 am
by goonersid
SteveO 35 wrote:This morning's tube journey into the office reminded me of another 'favourite' i.e. people's seeming inability to use a handkerchief or tissue, instead preferring to spend the entire 20 minute journey
sniffing and performing some sort of grunting sound only usually heard on farms.
BLOW YOUR 'EFFIN NOSE, FFS
That really fucks me off, also someone coughing or constantly clearing their throat, just fucking die.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 10:25 am
by DB10GOONER
DB10GOONER wrote:SteveO 35 wrote:This morning's tube journey into the office reminded me of another 'favourite' i.e. people's seeming inability to use a handkerchief or tissue, instead preferring to spend the entire 20 minute journey sniffing and performing some sort of grunting sound only usually heard on farms.
BLOW YOUR 'EFFIN NOSE, FFS
Pet peeve here too, mate. Along with all these fuckers in their late teens and twenties that are incapable of putting a hand over their mouth when they cough or yawn. LEARN SOME MANNERS YOU FUCKING IGNORANT ARSEHOLES.
Also the type of no mark pig fuckers that eat with their mouths open!
smack smack slop slop smack slurp!! 
The French and Spanish tourists we get in Dublin seem to be some of the worst for this. Is it a cultural thing?
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 6:49 pm
by StuartL
DB10GOONER wrote:flash gunner wrote:People who have names you can abbreviate but dont like them being abbreviated like Gary Bale, Gary Barry and anyone called James thats doesnt like Jim
What did Jim do?
Fixed it ?
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 7:45 pm
by Barry Bastard
Shoppers who inconveniently stop at the narrowest part of the aisle to do something other than shop. Like today in WHS an old coffin dodger stopped at the end which I was heading towards . It was narrower at both ends because there was Xmas stuff there taking up more space. She started looking in her bag for something so I had to stand there until she had finished because there was no way past, which there was if she had moved one yard further on.
Also wankers in the street or anywhere who see you coming but just decide to change direction and walk right in front of you, expecting you to stop. Well I just keep going and if I have to stop it's because they were in my way and I've just walked right into them.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 7:52 pm
by LDB
People who are young with no physical impairments who walk so fucking slowly. Was stuck behind a pair of Oriental chicks on a very narrow stretch of pavement, not only did I look like a stalker I was genuinely finding it difficult to walk as slowly as they were
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 2:28 pm
by SteveO 35
Any fucking automated customer service helpline. "Press 3 for account enquiries".....so I press 3 listen to some fucking nondescript song for five minutes before some patronising dope then says "I'm sorry you've come through to the wrong department, I'll just transfer you to one of my colleagues that deals with account enquiries".
Repeat the same sorry process for 20 minutes
FUCK OFF
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:01 pm
by armchair
Stains who bring their dogs into kiddies playgrounds. There's a fukin fence around it to keep dogs out. There's signs up sayin - " NO dogs allowed" Yet these morons think they're different and it doesn't apply to them.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:33 am
by QuartzGooner
Fizzy energy drinks such as Red Bull.
Look at the cans strewn on the ground, and they are nearly all either Coca Cola or energy drinks such as Red Bull or cheaper versions.
Do these drinks deliver so much sugar that it turns people into self absorbed manics who cannot wait to put their can in a bin?
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:49 am
by DB10GOONER
armchair supporter wrote:Stains who bring their dogs into kiddies playgrounds. There's a fukin fence around it to keep dogs out. There's signs up sayin - " NO dogs allowed" Yet these morons think they're different and it doesn't apply to them.
Also, 16 year old pukes that think it makes them look hard to be dragged around by a pit bull or Rotweiler with no muzzle. Fucking arseholes.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:32 pm
by goonersid
The term "schoolboy error"
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:55 pm
by DB10GOONER
goonersid wrote:The term "schoolboy error"
No use of emoticons??
Schoolboy error.
