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*word censored* with umbrellas.... *word censored* that put umbrellas up when it's not raining, *word censored* that unfold an umbrella, then spray the contents out on people, by opening and shutting the cunting thing several times, *word censored* that have umbrellas up and don't take them down when they're walking under covered areas, *word censored* that have umbrellas up and try and poke your eye out with it... Basically they're UMBRELLA WANKERS... PLEASE FUCK OFF!!!!!...

Supermarket shelf stackers - leave their trolly stacks in the middle of the aisle so you can't get passed and sneer/sigh with exasperation when you politley ask them to move & interrupting their conversation so you can get your stuff and spend more money in their fucking shop!!!

franksav63 wrote:*word censored* with umbrellas.... *word censored* that put umbrellas up when it's not raining, *word censored* that unfold an umbrella, then spray the contents out on people, by opening and shutting the cunting thing several times, *word censored* that have umbrellas up and don't take them down when they're walking under covered areas, *word censored* that have umbrellas up and try and poke your eye out with it... Basically they're UMBRELLA WANKERS... PLEASE FUCK OFF!!!!!...

You need a drink Frank

arseofacrow wrote:

franksav63 wrote:*word censored* with umbrellas.... *word censored* that put umbrellas up when it's not raining, *word censored* that unfold an umbrella, then spray the contents out on people, by opening and shutting the cunting thing several times, *word censored* that have umbrellas up and don't take them down when they're walking under covered areas, *word censored* that have umbrellas up and try and poke your eye out with it... Basically they're UMBRELLA WANKERS... PLEASE FUCK OFF!!!!!...

You need a drink Frank

Bastard...

People, when they're posing in a photograph, when they have to put their fingers behind the head of the person beside them to make it, stupidly imo, appear that they have ears....1. It's not fucking funny. 2. it's not fucking original... and 3. and finally, they don't look like fucking ears, so stop being a *word censored* by doing it...

God for making it rain and upsetting Our frank!

Shops that have had permanent sales on for 4 years. There's a street near where I work which has a number of tailor's shops and one in particular has had the same fucking sign up for 2 years or so "Designer suits - RRP £699, now only £259"

Furniture shops and home accessories etc are just as bad. Has there ever been a furniture/bed store that hasn't had a 70% off sale. Hurry while stocks last...

Err....hurry while I get a gun and shoot everybody who works for the store insulting my intelligence with those fucking signs

franksav63 wrote:*word censored* with umbrellas.... *word censored* that put umbrellas up when it's not raining, *word censored* that unfold an umbrella, then spray the contents out on people, by opening and shutting the cunting thing several times, *word censored* that have umbrellas up and don't take them down when they're walking under covered areas, *word censored* that have umbrellas up and try and poke your eye out with it... Basically they're UMBRELLA WANKERS... PLEASE FUCK OFF!!!!!...

you'd hate Japan, frank - they use umbrella's to shade from the sun!

franksav63 wrote:People, when they're posing in a photograph, when they have to put their fingers behind the head of the person beside them to make it, stupidly imo, appear that they have ears....1. It's not fucking funny. 2. it's not fucking original... and 3. and finally, they don't look like fucking ears, so stop being a *word censored* by doing it...

franksav63 wrote:People, when they're posing in a photograph, when they have to put their fingers behind the head of the person beside them to make it, stupidly imo, appear that they have ears....1. It's not fucking funny. 2. it's not fucking original... and 3. and finally, they don't look like fucking ears, so stop being a *word censored* by doing it...

Sorry about that frank. I didn't think it would upset you so much.

People who walk really slow.

goonersid wrote:People who walk really slow.

And in front of you drives me fucking mad

anybody sending a text that says ok.........what is the fuckin point

goonersid wrote:People who walk really slow.

An extension of that is every single morning I get stuck behind some *word censored* walking up to the ticket barrier at the Underground station who is then suddenly amazed that they need to have a ticket to get through it and then stand there in a state of shock blocking every other fucker from getting through

people who you havent seen for ages asking you a question they blatantly know the answer too but they're a fuckin nosey they ask anyway