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I don't think anyone on here has attributed any hatred towards m jackson, i for one saw his history tour at wembley cos my missus wanted me to take her, thought he was immense and always have.

BUT its a JOKE, thats all.

Yes i am sure those parents knew what they were doing in letting their kids stay with him :roll: , but on the other hand where were his advisors in all of this, surely they should have said "hey michael, you know what? its not such a good idea that you take a shower with the kids (although i reckon it was prince in there with him from time to time and an easy mistake to make :lol: )

Anyhow yes very talented, yes very weird and no i for one don't think he is dead, you will see him in a tesco's store near you very soon. :o

edit, missed the you bit :)
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mrgnu1958 wrote:Good singer BUT............would you leave ya kids with him and be confident?
Well some would say it would help build character in the youngsters.

:lol:



Assuming the allegations are true though....and I've never slept with him so I can't comment.
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Jesus fucking Christ. :roll:

If you don't like the jokes DON'T OPEN THE THREAD. There was a warning ffs! :roll: :banghead:

No one hates him, no one here fucking knows him. It's just a piss take. They are just jokes.
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DB10GOONER wrote:Jesus fucking Christ. :roll:

If you don't like the jokes DON'T OPEN THE THREAD. There was a warning ffs! :roll: :banghead:

No one hates him, no one here fucking knows him. It's just a piss take. They are just jokes.
I dont believe you just blasphemed :o

Now wait for the vitriol thats heading your way satanist :twisted:
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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Jesus fucking Christ. :roll:

If you don't like the jokes DON'T OPEN THE THREAD. There was a warning ffs! :roll: :banghead:

No one hates him, no one here fucking knows him. It's just a piss take. They are just jokes.
I dont believe you just blasphemed :o

Now wait for the vitriol thats heading your way satanist :twisted:
:lol: :wink:

I'm an Irish Catholic. We are infallible. Especially when drunk. :lol:
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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Jesus fucking Christ. :roll:

If you don't like the jokes DON'T OPEN THE THREAD. There was a warning ffs! :roll: :banghead:

No one hates him, no one here fucking knows him. It's just a piss take. They are just jokes.
I dont believe you just blasphemed :o

Now wait for the vitriol thats heading your way satanist :twisted:
Holy shit!

:shock:

I just realised that saying Jesus fucking Christ is another way of saying 'Wanking saviour' or 'Masturbating god'.... :shock:

Or it could also imply gay sex, seeing as there are so many Jesus' in the world...

:lol:
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DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Jesus fucking Christ. :roll:

If you don't like the jokes DON'T OPEN THE THREAD. There was a warning ffs! :roll: :banghead:

No one hates him, no one here fucking knows him. It's just a piss take. They are just jokes.
I dont believe you just blasphemed :o

Now wait for the vitriol thats heading your way satanist :twisted:
:lol: :wink:

I'm an Irish Catholic. We are infallible. Especially when drunk. :lol:
somewhere in there is a link between priests, michael jackson, kids and singing, just cant quite put my finger on it :shock: :lol:
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Mikegooner87i wrote:
MutleyGooner wrote:Doctors are looking into the possibility that Michael Jackson's death could have been caused by an allergic reaction, from eating 12 year old nuts
you must like talking about kid and thier nuts, its all you been doing all morning you sick c.u.n.t
Radford suggest that you take a look a the word humour and calling people c.u.n.t.s does not make you a big man
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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Jesus fucking Christ. :roll:

If you don't like the jokes DON'T OPEN THE THREAD. There was a warning ffs! :roll: :banghead:

No one hates him, no one here fucking knows him. It's just a piss take. They are just jokes.
I dont believe you just blasphemed :o

Now wait for the vitriol thats heading your way satanist :twisted:
:lol: :wink:

I'm an Irish Catholic. We are infallible. Especially when drunk. :lol:
somewhere in there is a link between priests, michael jackson, kids and singing, just cant quite put my finger on it :shock: :lol:
Jacko would have put his finger in it.... if it was a kid...


Ow!! I went there!! :shock: :lol: :wink:
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sadly michael jackson died from a hereditory disease that runs in his protestant dads family

appearently, it is the "BILLY GENE"

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dundeegunner wrote:sadly michael jackson died from a hereditory disease that runs in his protestant dads family

appearently, it is the "BILLY GENE"

:gus:
up to there necks in fenien blood them jacksons :lol:
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Post by LeftfootlegendGooner »

DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Jesus fucking Christ. :roll:

If you don't like the jokes DON'T OPEN THE THREAD. There was a warning ffs! :roll: :banghead:

No one hates him, no one here fucking knows him. It's just a piss take. They are just jokes.
I dont believe you just blasphemed :o

Now wait for the vitriol thats heading your way satanist :twisted:
:lol: :wink:

I'm an Irish Catholic. We are infallible. Especially when drunk. :lol:
somewhere in there is a link between priests, michael jackson, kids and singing, just cant quite put my finger on it :shock: :lol:
Jacko would have put his finger in it.... if it was a kid...


Ow!! I went there!! :shock: :lol: :wink:

:lol:
Funny thing was that o and i are next to each other so i accidentally wrote "in it" first, had a quick chuckle then changed it to on :lol:

Not that it didnt cross my mind that it JUST might get changed to in :lol:

If that makes any sense :shock:
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Post by dundeegunner »

bubbles was the first on the scene to try and revive jackson.

unfortunately he was trained to suck, not blow!!!!!
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dundeegunner wrote:sadly michael jackson died from a hereditory disease that runs in his protestant dads family

appearently, it is the "BILLY GENE"

:gus:
The best one so far and doesn't even mention kids! :lol: :lol:
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Post by dundeegunner »

michael jacksons dying wish was to be melted down into a plastic bag, so he could still be a danger to small children
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