Still to negotiate with the Doris me going to the Derby game but if Im nice on honeymoon and spend a day with her or something then I cant see it being a problem!
ON A POSITIVE NOTE..........
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Jesus christ! (No not you DB10!)
I do a post on being positive and it turns into something between Gusenders and the Booker fucking prize!
Carry on like this guys and Dicko and the next Nobel winner will be from this forum!
I am fully expecting the next new member here to be Salman Rushdie or something!
Was easier being a realistic (not pessimistic!) grumpy old bastard!
I do a post on being positive and it turns into something between Gusenders and the Booker fucking prize!
Carry on like this guys and Dicko and the next Nobel winner will be from this forum!
I am fully expecting the next new member here to be Salman Rushdie or something!
Was easier being a realistic (not pessimistic!) grumpy old bastard!
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Ha!U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:Augie sat hunched over his computer, with gus out of the picture for a while it was up to him to keep the forums clean. The bellow of distant sirens made no impression on him, he was fixed on the harsh glow of the computer screen, magic hat was out there somewhere, flooding the forums with his filthy brand of unrealistic optimism.
"it's just me now." muttered Augie, as he lit another cigarette and added more stale smoke to his dimly lit office that smelled of tobacco and whisky, he hadn't eaten or slept in days, but the adrenaline coursing through his blood silenced the protests of his aching stomach and sore red eyes. "gus leaves town and i'm left with a bunch of fucking rookies, how the fuck am i supposed to protect the forum from magic hat with these morons."
At that moment as he looked out of his window upon the orange glow of the sleeping city a cloud of despair descended upon him, the hunger and exhaustion began to take effect, he took a large swig of whisky from the half empty bottle on his desk in a vain attempt to cease the sensory onslaught.
this was it, magic hat had won and the forum would become a den of unrealistic optimism, he was powerless on his own and he knew it . But at that moment, salvation decidet to manifest it self in the form of a personal message from none other than gus himself, "hello old friend, get some sleep. We've got a big day tomorrow, we're going hunting."
Hunting? this could only mean one thing, magic hat was a marked man, and with augie and gus after him he wouldn't get far.
that night for the first time in weeks Augie slept easy for tomorrow he was going hunting.
tune in next week for the Augie files: the case of the man with the magic hat.
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