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"Who are Wings?!!!!!!"

"The're only the group The Beatles could have been"

flash gunner wrote:"Who are Wings?!!!!!!"

"The're only the group The Beatles could have been"

ha ha ha - didnt he have a thing for ELO?

Dan (to wife): Come on then, give Alan a twirl, let the dog see the rabbit. Alan: Yeah, but which is which?

When house hunting...

Alan: I noticed up the road there, there was a school for the deaf

Agent: Yes

Alan: So does that mean there will be noise or there won't?

norfbankN16 wrote:

flash gunner wrote:"Who are Wings?!!!!!!"

"The're only the group The Beatles could have been"

ha ha ha - didnt he have a thing for ELO?

I was there screaming come back on ELO and play some more

"That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song."

Great thread:

Alan: Hello, is that Curry’s? I’d like to make an enquiry about two supplementary auxiliary speakers to go with my midi hi-fi system, apro po achieving surround sound.

Apro po. I mean, it’s Latin, isn’t it? Well, you ought to have a basic grasp of Latin if you’re working in Curry’s. Oh, you’ve got them. Excellent, good. One last thing, what time do you knock off? [Looks at his watch] Fancy going for a drink? No, OK, just thought I’d ask. Thank you.

Partridge is a legend

flash gunner wrote:"That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song."

So Flash, what do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?"

flash gunner wrote:"Who are Wings?!!!!!!"

"The're only the group The Beatles could have been"

That reminds me of....

What's your favorite Beatles album....

Alan.... Hmmm, probably The Best of the Beatles...

flash gunner wrote:Love this thread

"I'll have a Baileys and a pint of Bitter"

"Its called a lady boy"

......or just to update..... a Brazilian Gooner....

g88ner wrote:

flash gunner wrote:"That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song."

So Flash, what do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?"

"It'll make easier access for people in wheEEEEEEEELchairs"

flash gunner wrote:

g88ner wrote:

flash gunner wrote:"That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song."

So Flash, what do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?"

"It'll make easier access for people in wheEEEEEEEELchairs"

I put my foot on a SPIIIIIIIIKE!!

"One flush all gone"

flash gunner wrote:"One flush all gone"

I wish mine would, I have to constantly attack it with the bog brush with a rapier like thrust attack on the 2nd flush