Which of the Current squad ARE good enough

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MickeyFabs
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Number 5 wrote:
MickeyFabs wrote:
Number 5 wrote:
MickeyFabs wrote:You need to expand your thought process. A lot. Then I might respect you in my tone. But I probably won't cos I'm a rude mother fucker and treat most other guys round here in the same way.

What a load of bollocks!

If Jack was for sale tomorrow they would all be in for him.


Your above statement is exactly why you gets no pussssaaay!!!
Yes they would. And do you really think that he would be the lynchpin of their sides the way he now is ours?

Not a fucking chance.

Hence why they win things and we don't.

What, am I teaching the retarded class this term?

:banghead:
Er, that you gets no pusssaaaay, and that all that sweating is blurring your eyesight, but hey ho!
It's more of an upper body sweat, armpits, chest and neck. Plus obviously the inner thighs down by the ball bags.

But sex is a lot like this place.

Once in a while you cram it in, as much as you can for a good few days. But then you've had enough going over the same old motions again and again so you stop putting in the effort. Then again after a while, you spot the Mrs bending over the washing machine/read a thread like this and you can't resist getting balls deep again.
Did you go to boarding school by any chance Number 5?

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Number 5
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MickeyFabs wrote:Did you go to boarding school by any chance Number 5?
No, I'm the son of two repressed Roman Catholics and I went to a very strict all boys Catholic seondary school.

Why, do you think there is something odd about the way I construct my narrative?

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franksav63 wrote:
Number 5 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:9 weeks!!! :shock:

You must have bollocks like Buster Gonad number5 :wink:
Two showers a day man. Two showers a day. :lol:
:lol: :lol:

Sounds like you're suffering from your abstinence mate...
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I hate that drink. Tastes awful. :oops: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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