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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:18 pm
by goonersid
DB10GOONER wrote:flash gunner wrote:So as far as i can make out in Ireland presindency race you have
a bloke called Gay who is straight
a bloke called David who is gay and has questionable morals
a bloke who has a history of terrorism
Anyone else we should know about?
A bird who is the
living embodiment of Satan on Earth but hides behind the facade of a Catholic fundamentalist.
Yep. We got the choices. Sure do!
Methinks Mr Mc Guinness is beginning to look like a credible candidiate for the post.
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:20 pm
by flash gunner
Being a Catholic i'd vote for the Catholic woman
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:20 pm
by RossieGooner
DB10GOONER wrote:RossieGooner wrote:To be honest all the candidates are shit. Not one of them would inspire anyone. Pretty much reflects the national morale level in our country right now i suppose.
True. Our politicians are still just a bunch of corrupt, self-serving, incompetant fuckwads. The very fact that so many of the bankers and developers that fucked this country are still in their jobs and not in prison says it all.
Let's just pray that the racist, xenophobic, religious nutjob, daughter of Satan (or Dana as she is also known to the other members of her coven) doesn't get elected. Public stoning and crucifixion of non-believers would really put the tourists off!
As they would say in Father Ted - "Would another mass be any help?"
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:22 pm
by RossieGooner
flash gunner wrote:So as far as i can make out in Ireland presindency race you have
a bloke called Gay who is straight
a bloke called David who is gay and has questionable morals
a bloke who has a history of terrorism
Anyone else we should know about?
A leprechaun called Michael D.
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:24 pm
by DB10GOONER
goonersid wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:flash gunner wrote:So as far as i can make out in Ireland presindency race you have
a bloke called Gay who is straight
a bloke called David who is gay and has questionable morals
a bloke who has a history of terrorism
Anyone else we should know about?
A bird who is the
living embodiment of Satan on Earth but hides behind the facade of a Catholic fundamentalist.
Yep. We got the choices. Sure do!
Methinks Mr Mc Guinness is beginning to look like a credible candidiate for the post.
Frighteningly enough, he might nick it!
But I think sense will prevail and we'll elect the incontinent old geriatric Michael D. Higgins. Oh the glorious joy and pride we'll all take when he falls asleep during his acceptance speech, and then farts, follows through, shitting himself spectacularly, and jerks awake yelling "I said no mayo on that sandwich, it's Tuesday!!"
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:26 pm
by DB10GOONER
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:39 pm
by flash gunner
DB10GOONER wrote:goonersid wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:flash gunner wrote:So as far as i can make out in Ireland presindency race you have
a bloke called Gay who is straight
a bloke called David who is gay and has questionable morals
a bloke who has a history of terrorism
Anyone else we should know about?
A bird who is the
living embodiment of Satan on Earth but hides behind the facade of a Catholic fundamentalist.
Yep. We got the choices. Sure do!
Methinks Mr Mc Guinness is beginning to look like a credible candidiate for the post.
Frighteningly enough, he might nick it!
But I think sense will prevail and we'll elect the incontinent old geriatric Michael D. Higgins. Oh the glorious joy and pride we'll all take when he falls asleep during his acceptance speech, and then farts, follows through, shitting himself spectacularly, and jerks awake yelling "I said no mayo on that sandwich, it's Tuesday!!"
Just googled this and have to say they arent the most inspiring bunch
Is Mary Davis the Catholic nutcase you are mentioning.
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:05 pm
by goonersid
flash gunner wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:goonersid wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:flash gunner wrote:So as far as i can make out in Ireland presindency race you have
a bloke called Gay who is straight
a bloke called David who is gay and has questionable morals
a bloke who has a history of terrorism
Anyone else we should know about?
A bird who is the
living embodiment of Satan on Earth but hides behind the facade of a Catholic fundamentalist.
Yep. We got the choices. Sure do!
Methinks Mr Mc Guinness is beginning to look like a credible candidiate for the post.
Frighteningly enough, he might nick it!
But I think sense will prevail and we'll elect the incontinent old geriatric Michael D. Higgins. Oh the glorious joy and pride we'll all take when he falls asleep during his acceptance speech, and then farts, follows through, shitting himself spectacularly, and jerks awake yelling "I said no mayo on that sandwich, it's Tuesday!!"
Just googled this and have to say they arent the most inspiring bunch
Is Mary Davis the Catholic nutcase you are mentioning.
No that's Dana, (real name rosemary scallon) she won the eurovision song contest with "all kinds of everything" many years ago.
She went on to have smash hits such as the unforgettable "something's cookin in the kitchen"
She then spent the next 15 years in a convent training to be a nun, however she found their night time candles routine becoming an addiction.
So she left the convent and had her hymen replaced and her fanny sewn up as an abomination to her faith.
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:13 pm
by DB10GOONER
goonersid wrote:flash gunner wrote:
Just googled this and have to say they arent the most inspiring bunch
Is Mary Davis the Catholic nutcase you are mentioning.
No that's Dana, (real name rosemary scallon)
she won the eurovision song contest with "all kinds of everything" many years ago.
Interestingly, that was just after she sold her soul to Satan...
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:21 pm
by flash gunner
So its
that Dana!!!
and she abuses herself with candles?
Im totally confused now
Is she a religeous fanatic now?
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:24 pm
by DB10GOONER
flash gunner wrote:So its
that Dana!!!
and she abuses herself with candles?
Im totally confused now
Is she a religeous fanatic now?
Yep. Her slogan is; "If you ain't Catholic Oirish and white, you ain't right!"
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:25 pm
by flash gunner
DB10GOONER wrote:flash gunner wrote:So its
that Dana!!!
and she abuses herself with candles?
Im totally confused now
Is she a religeous fanatic now?
Yep. Her slogan is; "If you ain't Catholic and white, you ain't right!"
Im ok then
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:27 pm
by goonersid
flash gunner wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:flash gunner wrote:So its
that Dana!!!
and she abuses herself with candles?
Im totally confused now
Is she a religeous fanatic now?
Yep. Her slogan is; "If you ain't Catholic Oirish and white, you ain't right!"
Im ok then
Did I mention she is from Derry
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:35 pm
by flash gunner
It will be a disgrace is McGuiness wins i saw a programme on TV last night about Gaddafi and his links and funding the IRA in the 70's and 80's and brought back the memories of being scared as a kid, how this man with links to terrorism can be a candidate it beyond me
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:35 pm
by DB10GOONER
goonersid wrote:flash gunner wrote:
Just googled this and have to say they arent the most inspiring bunch
Is Mary Davis the Catholic nutcase you are mentioning.
No that's Dana, (real name rosemary scallon) she won the eurovision song contest with "all kinds of everything" many years ago.
She went on to have smash hits such as the unforgettable "something's cookin in the kitchen"
She then spent the next 15 years in a convent training to be a nun, however she found their night time candles routine becoming an addiction.
So she left the convent and had her hymen replaced and her fanny sewn up as an abomination to her faith.
True. Every word.