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Did someone say scatological pun time?

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TeeCee wrote: Dirk Trout
Ryan Barbel
Sushi Jaaskelainen
Marlin Petrov
Sole Campbell
:coffeespit:


however, i couldn't spot where the fish is in 'Rudd Van Nistelrooy' :oops: :oops:

EDIT: ah, it's rudd. had never heard of that fish before.

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brazilianGOONER wrote:
TeeCee wrote: Dirk Trout
Ryan Barbel
Sushi Jaaskelainen
Marlin Petrov
Sole Campbell
:coffeespit:


however, i couldn't spot where the fish is in 'Rudd Van Nistelrooy' :oops: :oops:

EDIT: ah, it's rudd. had never heard of that fish before.
I think the fish is horse?

But in all seriousness I've never heard of Rudd or Barbel. :?

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BG it weren't a typo, I call him Salmon on purpose.
Because he stinks. Of putrid farmed salmon.
:oops:

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Babatunde wrote:BG it weren't a typo, I call him Salmon on purpose.
Because he stinks. Of putrid farmed salmon.
:oops:
so does your mother's cuntflaps mate :?

don't worry, I usually spray some air wick before I get in 8)

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Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
Babatunde wrote:BG it weren't a typo, I call him Salmon on purpose.
Because he stinks. Of putrid farmed salmon.
:oops:
so does your mother's cuntflaps mate :?

don't worry, I usually spray some air wick before I get in 8)
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MM99 wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
Babatunde wrote:BG it weren't a typo, I call him Salmon on purpose.
Because he stinks. Of putrid farmed salmon.
:oops:
so does your mother's cuntflaps mate :?

don't worry, I usually spray some air wick before I get in 8)
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awesome gifs mate :lol:

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*so do your mother's cuntflaps.

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Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
Babatunde wrote:BG it weren't a typo, I call him Salmon on purpose.
Because he stinks. Of putrid farmed salmon.
:oops:
so does your mother's cuntflaps mate :?

don't worry, I usually spray some air wick before I get in 8)
:shock: :shock: :shock:

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That's hilarious Henry Norris! But does the air wick help with the stench of your unwashed body that stinks of panda shit?
:roll:

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SWLGooner wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:
TeeCee wrote: Dirk Trout
Ryan Barbel
Sushi Jaaskelainen
Marlin Petrov
Sole Campbell
:coffeespit:


however, i couldn't spot where the fish is in 'Rudd Van Nistelrooy' :oops: :oops:

EDIT: ah, it's rudd. had never heard of that fish before.
I think the fish is horse?

But in all seriousness I've never heard of Rudd or Barbel. :?
That's hardly surprising.... it's rang around 11pm in a pub to signal their closure, you're normally comatosed a long time before this occurs. :roll: :roll: :wink:

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Babatunde wrote:That's hilarious Henry Norris! But does the air wick help with the stench of your unwashed body that stinks of panda shit?
:roll:
:shock: :shock: :shock:

:popcorn:

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this forum reminds me of fourth grade sometimes :lol: :lol:

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brazilianGOONER wrote:
awesome gifs mate :lol:
You'll like this one then:





































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Jesus Frank that's a poor pun...
... Your the expert, if I put it in a plastic bag and dropped it on the floor of a pub, would it ring?

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