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arseofacrow wrote:Can you put a bucket on a bucket list?

I Hate Hleb wrote:Plasters (30L)

Skuttle

Charcoal

Bentley (14L)

Bait.

That's my Bucket list.

Susanna Reid off BBC breakfast
Carol Vorderman

Show us your bucket girls

shu wrote:Susanna Reid off BBC breakfast
Carol Vorderman

Show us your bucket girls

I'd imagine at this stage that hammering Vorderman's baggy dried out old growler would resemble putting your schlonger in a box of corn flakes.

DB10GOONER wrote:

shu wrote:Susanna Reid off BBC breakfast
Carol Vorderman

Show us your bucket girls

I'd imagine at this stage that hammering Vorderman's baggy dried out old growler would resemble putting your schlonger in a box of corn flakes.

So "bucket" is quite apt then

g88ner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

shu wrote:Susanna Reid off BBC breakfast
Carol Vorderman

Show us your bucket girls

I'd imagine at this stage that hammering Vorderman's baggy dried out old growler would resemble putting your schlonger in a box of corn flakes.

So "bucket" is quite apt then

"Trough" would probably be more accurate.

Number two on my bucket list would be to see the night sky when totally free of light pollution.

Which would mean being in the middle of a desert, or at the top of a mountain.

I reckon I can probably achieve this before I pop my clogs.

Number one on my bucket list is not even remotely achievable. There is no way I will get Kylie Minogue and Carol Vordeman in bed. At the same time.

OG, I've seen that sky in the western US. Somewhere like Yosemite, or Yellowstone. Unbelievable, and then I remembered when I'd seen it before. When I was a kid!

olgitgooner wrote:Number two on my bucket list would be to see the night sky when totally free of light pollution.

Which would mean being in the middle of a desert, or at the top of a mountain.

Was in Africa. Night sky totally free of light pollution. Great...but get me the fuck out of here.

olgitgooner wrote:Number two on my bucket list would be to see the night sky when totally free of light pollution

Have seen this in the middle of the desert in Nevada and Utah, it's insane. Just wish I'd had the camera/knowledge to have been able to get some decent pics of it...

DB10GOONER wrote:

shu wrote:Susanna Reid off BBC breakfast
Carol Vorderman

Show us your bucket girls

I'd imagine at this stage that hammering Vorderman's baggy dried out old growler would resemble putting your schlonger in a box of corn flakes.

Whaddya mean 'imagine' you culchie 's and yer pervy tendencies with goats, distant uncles, close cousins and cradboard cereal boxes is well known!




Besides I don't care I'd happily eat Vordeman for sunday brekkies ! <slurp>

Dan_85 wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:Number two on my bucket list would be to see the night sky when totally free of light pollution

Have seen this in the middle of the desert in Nevada and Utah, it's insane. Just wish I'd had the camera/knowledge to have been able to get some decent pics of it...

Was exactly the same in the Northern Mountains of Mexico - went there some years ago and did a 2 weeks trek through the wilder parts of the mountains...no street lighting/factories etc anywhere...it really was as if you couold reach out and touch the stars, there was a Full Moon while we were there and it was F*ckin' MASSIVE!...truly amazing..I want to go and see The Northern Lights ..that's deffo on my bucket list.

arseofacrow wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:Number two on my bucket list would be to see the night sky when totally free of light pollution.

Which would mean being in the middle of a desert, or at the top of a mountain.

Was in Africa. Night sky totally free of light pollution. Great...but get me the fuck out of here.

Egypt. Can't remember where exactly,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,too much weed, but it seemed like I could pluck the stars from the sky.

olgitgooner wrote:Number two on my bucket list would be to see the night sky when totally free of light pollution.

Which would mean being in the middle of a desert, or at the top of a mountain.

I reckon I can probably achieve this before I pop my clogs.

Try Black Down instead, not far from you in Sussex? Been there myself and the sky is stunning, even spotted the ISS flying overhead without any optical aids.

http://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/cs/Sate ... inary=true

Just back from Oz. Did the Great Barrier Reef on Monday, sublime, and saw completely clear skies in the Whitsunday Islands. Glorious.

OneBardGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

shu wrote:Susanna Reid off BBC breakfast
Carol Vorderman

Show us your bucket girls

I'd imagine at this stage that hammering Vorderman's baggy dried out old growler would resemble putting your schlonger in a box of corn flakes.

Whaddya mean 'imagine' you culchie 's and yer pervy tendencies with goats, distant uncles, close cousins and cradboard cereal boxes is well known!

Is "cradboard" some type of new material you Ewoks have developed?