Lets all laugh at the Mousers

[storrmin571]

'... having Champions League football back at Anfield is another big factor in my decision.' Stevie told The Mail.
So he'll come out of retirement before xmas then

Can't wait till the Sky jizzathon takes place and we hear about those 'magical European nights' in front of the Kop - hone of the greatest football fans in the world.

I wonder which European country's police will be to blame this time round when it all goes Pete Tong

Maggie Thatcher and the Sun will have some blame.

[DB10GOONER]

'... having Champions League football back at Anfield is another big factor in my decision.' Stevie told The Mail.
So he'll come out of retirement before xmas then

Can't wait till the Sky jizzathon takes place and we hear about those 'magical European nights' in front of the Kop - hone of the greatest football fans in the world.

I wonder which European country's police will be to blame this time round when it all goes Pete Tong

Maggie Thatcher and the Sun will have some blame.

I heard a reporter from the Sun slipped something into Gerrard's coffee the morning of the chav game...

[begeegs]

Just saw this which is hilarious and comfirms that Liverpool are the new Totts



http://www.amazon.co.uk/They-Dared-To-D ... B00LEG66SE

Funniest thing that I have seen in a while. Have a look at the reviews on the site. Priceless

[TurnipMasher]

Just saw this which is hilarious and comfirms that Liverpool are the new Totts



http://www.amazon.co.uk/They-Dared-To-D ... B00LEG66SE

Funniest thing that I have seen in a while. Have a look at the reviews on the site. Priceless

Hilarious! The piss-take reviews are comedy gold!

Imagine if all you ever wanted was a carrot cake, and then, after 25 years without one, you see your most loyal friend walking towards your house smiling, carrying a carrot cake with your name on it. As he reaches your drive, he tumbles calamitously into a ditch. You rush out to find him writhing in agony amongst a cakey-muddy mess, a hungry raven pecking at his flesh. That is how we Liverpool fans feel about the 13/14 season (the raven is Tony Pulis, by the way).

[northbank123]

Hilarious.

"The greatest story since Michael Thomas ran unchallenged through a static defence in the last minute".

[begeegs]

Here are a few of my faves:

This book reminds me of some of the lesser known works of Ian Flemming, some of his earlier James Bond novels such as "Tomorrow Never Comes" - the one where Bond nearly stops an atomic bomb, but fails and the world is completely blown up

I tried to buy this in Waterstones but it was raining outside and I slipped. Whilst I was recovering Demba Ba nipped in and got the last copy.

Customers who bought this also bought: 'Liverpool's 101 Greatest Throws ins'.

[DB10GOONER]

Here are a few of my faves:

This book reminds me of some of the lesser known works of Ian Flemming, some of his earlier James Bond novels such as "Tomorrow Never Comes" - the one where Bond nearly stops an atomic bomb, but fails and the world is completely blown up

I tried to buy this in Waterstones but it was raining outside and I slipped. Whilst I was recovering Demba Ba nipped in and got the last copy.

Customers who bought this also bought: 'Liverpool's 101 Greatest Throws ins'.

Fantastic stuff!

[DB10GOONER]

"As a Barnet FC fan, I've been accustomed to never winning anything.

But this book is marvellous, this book performs a miracle but making it "cool" to not win anything.

Liverpool didn't win anything despite spending £154 million on transfers across the past 3 seasons (according to transferleague.co.uk)....
But this book portrays them as a team of "dreamers" who went so close.

I love it, it gives me hope that one day Barnet can spend over a hundred and fifty million pounds and still not win anything. I can only dream."

[goonersid]

Jesus, they are the new Sperz.

[topgoon]

This is almost funnier than Stevie Mee slipping on his f'ing a*se......I said almost.

Have to belt out that tune everytime I think of poor young mee!

Steve Gerrard,Gerrard
He slipped on his f**king a**e
He gave it to Demba Ba
Steve GerrArd,Gerrard.

This is never getting old in a hurry.

[T.S]

The review from Ben Dipper was my favourite

[Riotof91]

Apparently before their loss against Roma in the U.S they held a minute silence for the 96... A truly reprehensible club - making tragedy and loss of human life an integral part of their "brand."

[Riotof91]

They made a big spectacle of it, Daglish was there & let go of 96 balloon's

[northbank123]

Maybe after their incessant claims that they were going to win the league for the victims they think they were pipped because they didn't quite kick up enough of a fuss again last season.

Jeez I fucking hope not.

[Bradywasking]

You know the thing about the North Koreans telling their people that they had won the World Cup, I reckon if you visited Merseyside you would see banners and posters proclaiming them as Premier league Champions..If you told them the truth it would be obvious you are part of a conspiracy.