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Top Londoner wrote:

DB10_TH14 wrote:

Top Londoner wrote:I've given up with wankers and their mobile phones.
if someone answers to a call whilst chatting to me, well,

I just shit my pants and behave like nothing happened.

my office moan at me constantly for not answerin me mobile so they go round phoning people's house phones to try and get me the kunts

I don't answer mine in public. I cannot understand having a private conersation in public.
I have it on mute when out with mates too.
I hate the idea of it being a kind of tracer to people. Especially to the ex.

great minds think alike i'll get a monthly text from the ex askin bout my love life.....fuck off
whats even worse is when someone is on their phone at the match

Teenage mong kids hanging around the High Street spitting and swearing as I walk past with a young daughter. Do you say anything, and risk a gang of cowards having a pop at you? Honestly, it's scary how thick some of them are. In a few generations, the human race will be reduced to dribbling wrecks.

goonertux wrote:Teenage mong kids hanging around the High Street spitting and swearing as I walk past with a young daughter. Do you say anything, and risk a gang of cowards having a pop at you? Honestly, it's scary how thick some of them are. In a few generations, the human race will be reduced to dribbling wrecks.

Say nothing.
Twat the fuckers.
They are already dribbling wrecks.

goonertux wrote:Teenage mong kids hanging around the High Street spitting and swearing as I walk past with a young daughter. Do you say anything, and risk a gang of cowards having a pop at you? Honestly, it's scary how thick some of them are. In a few generations, the human race will be reduced to dribbling wrecks.

What is it with some of these teenagers nowdays? Sure, every generation has/had it's share of pond life, and we can't slate an entire generation, but it just appears that the percentage of little scumbags is much higher with this current generation of 13-18 year olds.

When I was 15 there were a couple of real scumbags in the general area where I lived. Everyone knew who they were. But that was it; a couple of them. Now it's fucking droves of the dirty little fuckers. I live on a main road and have lost count of the number of times I've had to go out and clear these arseholes away from the front of our house. Some just mumble under their breath and walk away, some mouth off (if there's enough of them to feel brave ), but they do walk away. All have the head of a kúnt on them. And I live in a reasonably nice area tbh. Fuck knows how bad it must be in some areas.

Most of these kids are cowards. If there's only 3 or 4 and they offer it up my (admittedly bad ) advice is throat punch the biggest, loudest one - and the rest will lose interest pretty quickly. More than 3 or 4 and you will struggle against numbers, so bring a gun.

wankers like this one.

Top Londoner wrote:wankers like this one.

Most annoying thing is the little twat would shit his kacks if Balotelli caught him at it. Fucking retard**.




**the twat, not Balotelli. But then again...

DB10GOONER wrote:

Top Londoner wrote:wankers like this one.

Most annoying thing is the little twat would shit his kacks if Balotelli caught him at it. Fucking retard**.




**the twat, not Balotelli. But then again...

In his defence, if you're gonna camouflage your car you're always gonna run the tisk of someone mistaking it for a bush.

1. Cobble stones that stick out so much you end up falling in the gap or spraining your ankle
2. Pricks who walk towards you along your line of path and are too stubborn to move right or left until the very last second, leading to a confusing and awkward 5 second shoulder shimmy situation...

... Actually, i'm that prick

People who moan all the time

People Who Lie For No Other Reason Than To Become The Bosses Pet...

They Deserve Hangin With Piano Wire By Their Nuts or Their Tits - depending on gender.

flash gunner wrote:People who moan all the time

Yeahhhh! Too True!!!!

Fat bitches that get on a packed commuter train and open a bag of popcorn. The fucking stink!

People who cough/sneeze in your direction and don't make any any attempt to put their hand over their fucking nose.

People who, while showering at my gym, clear their stomachs and throats of all sorts of mucus and other lovely stuff. The noise in itself really pisses me off, the scruffy bastards.

People who walk through the town centre and plough their way through, or let the door smash into you. Am I fucking invisible?

The wanker next door who leaves his motorbike running for 15 mins every fucking morning at 5:35 am.

I could go on all day. Better stop, I can feel my blood pressure shooting right up.

The ugly lesbian that kept sucking the face off her quite pretty lesbo girlfriend in the Epicurean Food Hall, Dublin at lunchtime today. LESBIANS SHOULD BE SEXY YOU SELFISH BITCH - HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SIT THERE RUINING WHAT SHOULD BE AWESOME MATERIAL FOR MY WÁNKBANK!!