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DB10GOONER wrote:The ugly lesbian that kept sucking the face off her quite pretty lesbo girlfriend in the Epicurean Food Hall, Dublin at lunchtime today. LESBIANS SHOULD BE SEXY YOU SELFISH BITCH - HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SIT THERE RUINING WHAT SHOULD BE AWESOME MATERIAL FOR MY WÁNKBANK!!

I lived next door to a couple of lesbians a few years ago. One looked a bit like Fiz from Coronation Street, the other was slightly better but I still wouldn't, which says a lot.

They both had serious attitude problems which didn't help. But what didn't really help was that, somehow, the shit from my toilet kept ending up in their bog when I flushed the chain. God knows how that happened but it took a long time to sort out, and the sight and smell of my shite, particularly on a Sunday morning after 12 pints of the dark stuff really began to upset them (and their stomachs). Slags.

Goonimp wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:The ugly lesbian that kept sucking the face off her quite pretty lesbo girlfriend in the Epicurean Food Hall, Dublin at lunchtime today. LESBIANS SHOULD BE SEXY YOU SELFISH BITCH - HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SIT THERE RUINING WHAT SHOULD BE AWESOME MATERIAL FOR MY WÁNKBANK!!

I lived next door to a couple of lesbians a few years ago. One looked a bit like Fiz from Coronation Street, the other was slightly better but I still wouldn't, which says a lot.

They both had serious attitude problems which didn't help. But what didn't really help was that, somehow, the shit from my toilet kept ending up in their bog when I flushed the chain. God knows how that happened but it took a long time to sort out, and the sight and smell of my shite, particularly on a Sunday morning after 12 pints of the dark stuff really began to upset them (and their stomachs). Slags.

Fucking classic, mate!

Formula Fucking One on just about every channel known to man

BORE OFF !

People who fucking use the fucking F-Word about 10 fucking times in one fucking sentence.

Fuckers.

The SERIOUSLY hot 18 year old blonde bird on the train home from work last Friday. Absolute stunner. Body to die (and kill) for, beautiful face - the whole deal. Stunning.

And then she sticks her finger knuckle-deep up her nostril and has a good old root around before extracting the contents, studying same for about 2 or 3 minutes, and then flicking it onto the floor. The dirty cuntwad did this at least 5 or 6 times in full view of every fucker sitting near her. Didn't care, just sat there picking. Do these little bastards get taught no fucking manners at home?

DB10GOONER wrote:The SERIOUSLY hot 18 year old blonde bird on the train home from work last Friday. Absolute stunner. Body to die (and kill) for, beautiful face - the whole deal. Stunning.

And then she sticks her finger knuckle-deep up her nostril and has a good old root around before extracting the contents, studying same for about 2 or 3 minutes, and then flicking it onto the floor. The dirty cuntwad did this at least 5 or 6 times in full view of every fucker sitting near her. Didn't care, just sat there picking. Do these little bastards get taught no fucking manners at home?

Shithole mate. Fucking shithole.

DB10GOONER wrote:The SERIOUSLY hot 18 year old blonde bird on the train home from work last Friday. Absolute stunner. Body to die (and kill) for, beautiful face - the whole deal. Stunning.

And then she sticks her finger knuckle-deep up her nostril and has a good old root around before extracting the contents, studying same for about 2 or 3 minutes, and then flicking it onto the floor. The dirty cuntwad did this at least 5 or 6 times in full view of every fucker sitting near her. Didn't care, just sat there picking. Do these little bastards get taught no fucking manners at home?

How you know she was 18 was she passing around her passport

mcdowell42 wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:The SERIOUSLY hot 18 year old blonde bird on the train home from work last Friday. Absolute stunner. Body to die (and kill) for, beautiful face - the whole deal. Stunning.

And then she sticks her finger knuckle-deep up her nostril and has a good old root around before extracting the contents, studying same for about 2 or 3 minutes, and then flicking it onto the floor. The dirty cuntwad did this at least 5 or 6 times in full view of every fucker sitting near her. Didn't care, just sat there picking. Do these little bastards get taught no fucking manners at home?

How you know she was 18 was she passing around her passport

How could you know that?!

No, Uncle Fucker - she looked about 18 or 19. Jaysus, spare me from the retards.

arseofacrow wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:The SERIOUSLY hot 18 year old blonde bird on the train home from work last Friday. Absolute stunner. Body to die (and kill) for, beautiful face - the whole deal. Stunning.

And then she sticks her finger knuckle-deep up her nostril and has a good old root around before extracting the contents, studying same for about 2 or 3 minutes, and then flicking it onto the floor. The dirty cuntwad did this at least 5 or 6 times in full view of every fucker sitting near her. Didn't care, just sat there picking. Do these little bastards get taught no fucking manners at home?

Shithole mate. Fucking shithole.

Cuntslop.

DB10GOONER wrote:

mcdowell42 wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:The SERIOUSLY hot 18 year old blonde bird on the train home from work last Friday. Absolute stunner. Body to die (and kill) for, beautiful face - the whole deal. Stunning.

And then she sticks her finger knuckle-deep up her nostril and has a good old root around before extracting the contents, studying same for about 2 or 3 minutes, and then flicking it onto the floor. The dirty cuntwad did this at least 5 or 6 times in full view of every fucker sitting near her. Didn't care, just sat there picking. Do these little bastards get taught no fucking manners at home?

How you know she was 18 was she passing around her passport

How could you know that?!

No, Uncle Fucker - she looked about 18 or 19. Jaysus, spare me from the retards.

Tell your uncle i said hello when he gets out

mcdowell42 wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

mcdowell42 wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:The SERIOUSLY hot 18 year old blonde bird on the train home from work last Friday. Absolute stunner. Body to die (and kill) for, beautiful face - the whole deal. Stunning.

And then she sticks her finger knuckle-deep up her nostril and has a good old root around before extracting the contents, studying same for about 2 or 3 minutes, and then flicking it onto the floor. The dirty cuntwad did this at least 5 or 6 times in full view of every fucker sitting near her. Didn't care, just sat there picking. Do these little bastards get taught no fucking manners at home?

How you know she was 18 was she passing around her passport

How could you know that?!

No, Uncle Fucker - she looked about 18 or 19. Jaysus, spare me from the retards.

Tell your uncle i said hello when he gets out

Are you saying you will now fuck ANYONE's uncle? It doesn't have to be your direct family anymore?

Nothing worse than a culchie spreading his wings...

Sainsburys.

Anyone else fed up at the till, with sorting out nectarcard, debit card, then getting vouchers whilst person in queue behind gets fed up with you sorting out vouchers, one of which tells you that your shop is £0.21 cheaper than the next supermarket but does not actually offer a discount?

Oh, and remember to take your actual shopping!

If your shopping is 0.21p cheaper, why would they offer you a discount? The fact that your 'shop' is less - albeit by not very much - means you're already getting a discount of sorts, surely.

I Hate Hleb wrote:If your shopping is 0.21p cheaper, why would they offer you a discount? The fact that your 'shop' is less - albeit by not very much - means you're already getting a discount of sorts, surely.

That Quartz, he wants to have his cake and eat it too

Fucking old queens that complain about nose picking baitches that find said posters, as attractive as uncle fester.
Ditto, nice uncle Sainsbury fruit feelers.
Blokes who scrutinise 18 y/o passports.




Ha ha, fucking ha.