Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

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DB10GOONER wrote:Chavs. Urban Scum. Knackers. Scobies. JH’s. Howya’s. Pikeys. :twisted: :banghead:

Hate them all. Dublin has been bathed in a heat wave all week (28 degrees-plus nearly every day) but can we honest hardworking tax-payers go for a nice sit down in the sun to each lunch without having to watch the spectacle of urban scum strutting around showing off their shit Indian ink tattoos, drinking, threatening people, fighting each other, screaming repeatedly for “Anto” or “Deco”, puking on the streets, dealing heroin, USING heroin, and racially abusing our tourists? Can we fuck. :roll: :x

Dublin is a great city, has some beautiful areas, great restaurants and bars and mostly relaxed nice people. Unfortunately all this is so easily ruined by a minority of absolute scumbag fuckcunts. We need armed vigilantes to start shooting these cúnts randomly and thus thin out their gene pool to the extent whereby the scum become extinct. 8)
Start with the politicians and bankders, and go from there.

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arseofacrow wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Chavs. Urban Scum. Knackers. Scobies. JH’s. Howya’s. Pikeys. :twisted: :banghead:

Hate them all. Dublin has been bathed in a heat wave all week (28 degrees-plus nearly every day) but can we honest hardworking tax-payers go for a nice sit down in the sun to each lunch without having to watch the spectacle of urban scum strutting around showing off their shit Indian ink tattoos, drinking, threatening people, fighting each other, screaming repeatedly for “Anto” or “Deco”, puking on the streets, dealing heroin, USING heroin, and racially abusing our tourists? Can we fuck. :roll: :x

Dublin is a great city, has some beautiful areas, great restaurants and bars and mostly relaxed nice people. Unfortunately all this is so easily ruined by a minority of absolute scumbag fuckcunts. We need armed vigilantes to start shooting these cúnts randomly and thus thin out their gene pool to the extent whereby the scum become extinct. 8)
Start with the politicians and bankders, and go from there.

:roll: :box: :cussing: :wink:

Not. Enough. Bullets. In. The. Country. :(

:-P :wink:

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When you are in a car park or even on the road and the driver in front spots someone they know coming the opposite way, so they stop, put their windows down and have a fucking chat. :banghead: :banghead:

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goonersid wrote:When you are in a car park or even on the road and the driver in front spots someone they know coming the opposite way, so they stop, put their windows down and have a fucking chat. :banghead: :banghead:
'Arry?? :? :? :? :wink:

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goonersid wrote:When you are in a car park or even on the road and the driver in front spots someone they know coming the opposite way, so they stop, put their windows down and have a fucking chat. :banghead: :banghead:
The exact same thing but on flights of stairs (and obviously not in cars) :banghead:

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franksav63 wrote:
goonersid wrote:When you are in a car park or even on the road and the driver in front spots someone they know coming the opposite way, so they stop, put their windows down and have a fucking chat. :banghead: :banghead:
'Arry?? :? :? :? :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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franksav63 wrote:
goonersid wrote:When you are in a car park or even on the road and the driver in front spots someone they know coming the opposite way, so they stop, put their windows down and have a fucking chat. :banghead: :banghead:
'Arry?? :? :? :? :wink:
Very good :lol: :lol:

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Being at work in this bastard hot weather!

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Apostrophe abuse infuriates me.

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No idea what number we are up to but having just got back from my annual holiday I want to add this one.


Those useless, incapable *word censored* parents that allow their inbred retarded fuckpig little *word censored* children wreck any chance you have of peace on holiday and then say " don't be miserable, they're only kids". No actually, they're not. They're little cnuts and deserve to be beaten to within an inch of their miserable fucking existence until they learn how to behave in public. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

PS. the first person to respond to this with "don't be miserable, they're only kids" is also a *word censored*!

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SPUDMASHER wrote:No idea what number we are up to but having just got back from my annual holiday I want to add this one.


Those useless, incapable *word censored* parents that allow their inbred retarded fuckpig little *word censored* children wreck any chance you have of peace on holiday and then say " don't be miserable, they're only kids". No actually, they're not. They're little cnuts and deserve to be beaten to within an inch of their miserable fucking existence until they learn how to behave in public. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

PS. the first person to respond to this with "don't be miserable, they're only kids" is also a *word censored*!
I'm betting it will be swifty.

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Frankie Boyle the :censored:

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arseofacrow wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:No idea what number we are up to but having just got back from my annual holiday I want to add this one.


Those useless, incapable *word censored* parents that allow their inbred retarded fuckpig little *word censored* children wreck any chance you have of peace on holiday and then say " don't be miserable, they're only kids". No actually, they're not. They're little cnuts and deserve to be beaten to within an inch of their miserable fucking existence until they learn how to behave in public. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

PS. the first person to respond to this with "don't be miserable, they're only kids" is also a *word censored*!
I'm betting it will be swifty.

:D :barscarf: :wink:
Not so! :)

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afcforever wrote:Frankie Boyle the :censored:
Oh noes - did he say something to upset the Royals? :cry: :lol:

Pull your neck in ya geebag ( :wink: ) - Frankie is hilarious. :barscarf:

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I have to agree. Frankie Boyle just says what many people are thinking but are too scared to risk the backlash of saying it. Accepted that he goes a bit too far on occasions (Jordan's son joke being an example) but on the whole he is hilarious. I'd pay to go and see him without question but I'd be fucked if I would get a front row seat. :shock:

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