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Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:41 am
by arseofacrow
DB10GOONER wrote:Chavs. Urban Scum. Knackers. Scobies. JH’s. Howya’s. Pikeys. :twisted: :banghead:

Hate them all. Dublin has been bathed in a heat wave all week (28 degrees-plus nearly every day) but can we honest hardworking tax-payers go for a nice sit down in the sun to each lunch without having to watch the spectacle of urban scum strutting around showing off their shit Indian ink tattoos, drinking, threatening people, fighting each other, screaming repeatedly for “Anto” or “Deco”, puking on the streets, dealing heroin, USING heroin, and racially abusing our tourists? Can we fuck. :roll: :x

Dublin is a great city, has some beautiful areas, great restaurants and bars and mostly relaxed nice people. Unfortunately all this is so easily ruined by a minority of absolute scumbag fuckcunts. We need armed vigilantes to start shooting these cúnts randomly and thus thin out their gene pool to the extent whereby the scum become extinct. 8)
Start with the politicians and bankders, and go from there.

:roll: :box: :cussing: :wink:

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:28 am
by DB10GOONER
arseofacrow wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Chavs. Urban Scum. Knackers. Scobies. JH’s. Howya’s. Pikeys. :twisted: :banghead:

Hate them all. Dublin has been bathed in a heat wave all week (28 degrees-plus nearly every day) but can we honest hardworking tax-payers go for a nice sit down in the sun to each lunch without having to watch the spectacle of urban scum strutting around showing off their shit Indian ink tattoos, drinking, threatening people, fighting each other, screaming repeatedly for “Anto” or “Deco”, puking on the streets, dealing heroin, USING heroin, and racially abusing our tourists? Can we fuck. :roll: :x

Dublin is a great city, has some beautiful areas, great restaurants and bars and mostly relaxed nice people. Unfortunately all this is so easily ruined by a minority of absolute scumbag fuckcunts. We need armed vigilantes to start shooting these cúnts randomly and thus thin out their gene pool to the extent whereby the scum become extinct. 8)
Start with the politicians and bankders, and go from there.

:roll: :box: :cussing: :wink:

Not. Enough. Bullets. In. The. Country. :(

:-P :wink:

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:25 am
by goonersid
When you are in a car park or even on the road and the driver in front spots someone they know coming the opposite way, so they stop, put their windows down and have a fucking chat. :banghead: :banghead:

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:31 pm
by franksav63
goonersid wrote:When you are in a car park or even on the road and the driver in front spots someone they know coming the opposite way, so they stop, put their windows down and have a fucking chat. :banghead: :banghead:
'Arry?? :? :? :? :wink:

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:57 pm
by LDB
goonersid wrote:When you are in a car park or even on the road and the driver in front spots someone they know coming the opposite way, so they stop, put their windows down and have a fucking chat. :banghead: :banghead:
The exact same thing but on flights of stairs (and obviously not in cars) :banghead:

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:59 pm
by arseofacrow
franksav63 wrote:
goonersid wrote:When you are in a car park or even on the road and the driver in front spots someone they know coming the opposite way, so they stop, put their windows down and have a fucking chat. :banghead: :banghead:
'Arry?? :? :? :? :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:02 am
by goonersid
franksav63 wrote:
goonersid wrote:When you are in a car park or even on the road and the driver in front spots someone they know coming the opposite way, so they stop, put their windows down and have a fucking chat. :banghead: :banghead:
'Arry?? :? :? :? :wink:
Very good :lol: :lol:

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 2:44 pm
by goonertux
Being at work in this bastard hot weather!

Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 3:25 pm
by Red Gunner
Apostrophe abuse infuriates me.

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:22 am
by SPUDMASHER
No idea what number we are up to but having just got back from my annual holiday I want to add this one.


Those useless, incapable *word censored* parents that allow their inbred retarded fuckpig little *word censored* children wreck any chance you have of peace on holiday and then say " don't be miserable, they're only kids". No actually, they're not. They're little cnuts and deserve to be beaten to within an inch of their miserable fucking existence until they learn how to behave in public. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

PS. the first person to respond to this with "don't be miserable, they're only kids" is also a *word censored*!

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:18 am
by arseofacrow
SPUDMASHER wrote:No idea what number we are up to but having just got back from my annual holiday I want to add this one.


Those useless, incapable *word censored* parents that allow their inbred retarded fuckpig little *word censored* children wreck any chance you have of peace on holiday and then say " don't be miserable, they're only kids". No actually, they're not. They're little cnuts and deserve to be beaten to within an inch of their miserable fucking existence until they learn how to behave in public. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

PS. the first person to respond to this with "don't be miserable, they're only kids" is also a *word censored*!
I'm betting it will be swifty.

:D :barscarf: :wink:

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:11 pm
by afcforever
Frankie Boyle the :censored:

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 1:39 am
by Swifty
arseofacrow wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:No idea what number we are up to but having just got back from my annual holiday I want to add this one.


Those useless, incapable *word censored* parents that allow their inbred retarded fuckpig little *word censored* children wreck any chance you have of peace on holiday and then say " don't be miserable, they're only kids". No actually, they're not. They're little cnuts and deserve to be beaten to within an inch of their miserable fucking existence until they learn how to behave in public. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

PS. the first person to respond to this with "don't be miserable, they're only kids" is also a *word censored*!
I'm betting it will be swifty.

:D :barscarf: :wink:
Not so! :)

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:04 am
by DB10GOONER
afcforever wrote:Frankie Boyle the :censored:
Oh noes - did he say something to upset the Royals? :cry: :lol:

Pull your neck in ya geebag ( :wink: ) - Frankie is hilarious. :barscarf:

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:10 am
by SPUDMASHER
I have to agree. Frankie Boyle just says what many people are thinking but are too scared to risk the backlash of saying it. Accepted that he goes a bit too far on occasions (Jordan's son joke being an example) but on the whole he is hilarious. I'd pay to go and see him without question but I'd be fucked if I would get a front row seat. :shock: