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When a tomato explodes in your mouth and the seeds end up all over the table.

goonersid wrote:When a tomato explodes in your mouth and the seeds end up all over the table.

ah - this is getting too easy!

DB10GOONER wrote:

goonersid wrote:When a tomato explodes in your mouth and the seeds end up all over the table.

ah - this is getting too easy!

Excellent
Yes that was me at Slane.

goonersid wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

goonersid wrote:When a tomato explodes in your mouth and the seeds end up all over the table.

ah - this is getting too easy!

Excellent
Yes that was me at Slane.

Sid, I gotta be honest, mate - I would.

DB10GOONER wrote:

goonersid wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

goonersid wrote:When a tomato explodes in your mouth and the seeds end up all over the table.

ah - this is getting too easy!

Excellent
Yes that was me at Slane.

Sid, I gotta be honest, mate - I would.

That's what I thought, "what a jammy bastard"

Voucher users.

Not all of them. Just the ones at the supermarket checkout who can't be arsed to present the correct vouchers they need to save 20p or whatever. The checkout staff have to patiently look through the vouchers, explain which ones will actually save the 20p, return the rest to their "valued customer", and then apologise for the wait to the next person in the queue.

Seriously, those checkout staff must have the patience of saints. Totally unlike me, if I'm the next one in the queue.

Some people are just too thick to go shopping. They should get someone else to do it. I've seen them at the self service checkouts. They scan their items and one by one they put them on the other side of the scanner where the carrier bags are, then once the shopping has all been scanned and paid for, they put it in the bags! Other useless twats will use the staffed tills and will carry on bagging the stuff right up to the last item, then go looking for their debit card to pay rather than make the payment and carry on putting the stuff in the bags while the transaction goes through. It must all be deliberate to hold other people up.

Yeh. They are bastards Barry.

Another thing that really winds me up is finding advertising fliers stuck under my windscreen wiper.

Who in their right mind would assume that fucking me right off would encourage me to use the goods or services advertised on their poxy bits of paper???!!!

This thread makes me laugh.

I nominate - Supermarkets.
Why not just make things cheaper, then there is no need for vouchers or Nectarcards etc to hold people up at the til?

The most ridiculous thing is when they give you a voucher that offers nothing at all, it just tells you that our shop is cheaper than at all other shops.
Not only is this a lie (I bet it would be cheaper in America) but it is a waste of paper.
Second to that is the voucher that offers "30 Extra nectar points when you buy 500kg of fresh pasta within the next week, making your transaction with a Paraguayan credit card only" or some such unlikely combination of plausable purchasing conditions.

And Olgit, recently I have had leaflets advertising nursery schools under my car windscreen.
Talk about a scattergun approach to marketing, I do not even have children.

olgitgooner wrote:Voucher users.

Not all of them. Just the ones at the supermarket checkout who can't be arsed to present the correct vouchers they need to save 20p or whatever. The checkout staff have to patiently look through the vouchers, explain which ones will actually save the 20p, return the rest to their "valued customer", and then apologise for the wait to the next person in the queue.

Seriously, those checkout staff must have the patience of saints. Totally unlike me, if I'm the next one in the queue.

Here in Derry, because we are near the border, we have the added inconvenience of free state bastards paying for their shopping in fucking Euros and looking for their change in Sterling
Fuck off back down South, fucking sheep shaggers.

goonersid wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:Voucher users.

Not all of them. Just the ones at the supermarket checkout who can't be arsed to present the correct vouchers they need to save 20p or whatever. The checkout staff have to patiently look through the vouchers, explain which ones will actually save the 20p, return the rest to their "valued customer", and then apologise for the wait to the next person in the queue.

Seriously, those checkout staff must have the patience of saints. Totally unlike me, if I'm the next one in the queue.

Here in Derry, because we are near the border, we have the added inconvenience of free state bastards paying for their shopping in fucking Euros and looking for their change in Sterling
Fuck off back down South, fucking sheep shaggers.

Only if you pig molesting nordies don't come down here yapping at the top of your lungs on our fucking trains!!

"Narny narny narny sitchy-ation!"

Barry Bastard wrote:Some people are just too thick to go shopping. They should get someone else to do it. I've seen them at the self service checkouts. They scan their items and one by one they put them on the other side of the scanner where the carrier bags are, then once the shopping has all been scanned and paid for, they put it in the bags! Other useless twats will use the staffed tills and will carry on bagging the stuff right up to the last item, then go looking for their debit card to pay rather than make the payment and carry on putting the stuff in the bags while the transaction goes through. It must all be deliberate to hold other people up.

It's cos us British people are all stupid.

arseofacrow wrote:

Barry Bastard wrote:Some people are just too thick to go shopping. They should get someone else to do it. I've seen them at the self service checkouts. They scan their items and one by one they put them on the other side of the scanner where the carrier bags are, then once the shopping has all been scanned and paid for, they put it in the bags! Other useless twats will use the staffed tills and will carry on bagging the stuff right up to the last item, then go looking for their debit card to pay rather than make the payment and carry on putting the stuff in the bags while the transaction goes through. It must all be deliberate to hold other people up.

It's cos all people are stupid.

Works equally well ^^

Bag packing charity collections at the supermarket checkout I like to pack all my shopping by where it goes in the fridge / cupboard etc.
The last thing I need is some 17 year old girl guide getting cottage cheese on my salami.

People talking or texting whilst they are walking along - any general thoroughfare - and don't look/care where they are going, and think everyone else should move out of their way...and get all uppity when you call them on it...utter ignorant scum crunts.