HAVE/WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS MUM/MATE/SISTER?

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olgitgooner wrote:Shagged a married woman. We should never do this. It will end in tears :cry:

Also shagged her identical twin sister.

I'm not proud of what I did.

I'm fucking delighted. :D :D :D

I'm not surprised your delighted..after all a fuckin hardon is a matter of celebration for you :wink: :lol:

Sorry!!!!!!

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greatgooner wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:Shagged a married woman. We should never do this. It will end in tears :cry:

Also shagged her identical twin sister.

I'm not proud of what I did.

I'm fucking delighted. :D :D :D

I'm not surprised your delighted..after all a fuckin hardon is a matter of celebration for you :wink: :lol:

Sorry!!!!!!
I am a vindictive bastard with a long memory. And I know where you live. :lol: :lol:

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olgitgooner wrote:
greatgooner wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:Shagged a married woman. We should never do this. It will end in tears :cry:

Also shagged her identical twin sister.

I'm not proud of what I did.

I'm fucking delighted. :D :D :D

I'm not surprised your delighted..after all a fuckin hardon is a matter of celebration for you :wink: :lol:

Sorry!!!!!!
I am a vindictive bastard with a long memory. And I know where you live. :lol: :lol:

118-1118 got my number :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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greatgooner wrote:
Number 5 wrote:In my short 29 years on this planet I've had:

A mate

Another mate

My mum

My uncle

2 kids.


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol:
Quality stuff greatgooner. :lol:

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Number 5 wrote:
greatgooner wrote:
Number 5 wrote:In my short 29 years on this planet I've had:

A mate

Another mate

My mum

My uncle

2 kids.


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol:
Quality stuff greatgooner. :lol:

Glad to be of service :wink:

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dbrien wrote:my mate shagged a cross eyed girl and got her pregnant. thing is I got the blame for it as I was stood next to him at the time.
:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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I got really drunk one night and nearly fucked my mother-in-law, thank fuck I was too pissed to get the lid off the urn :oops:

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MutleyGooner wrote:I got really drunk one night and nearly fucked my mother-in-law, thank fuck I was too pissed to get the lid off the urn :oops:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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MutleyGooner wrote:I got really drunk one night and nearly fucked my mother-in-law, thank fuck I was too pissed to get the lid off the urn :oops:
:coffeespit:

Jaysus!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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MutleyGooner wrote:I got really drunk one night and nearly fucked my mother-in-law, thank fuck I was too pissed to get the lid off the urn :oops:
post of the year without a shadow of a doubt :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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It WAS rather good!!! :lol:

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