The Gooner Forum

As above, but also 'Bluetooth ear-piece' wearers. You are not in Star Trek you crunts! Take it off, wait till you get home/to work etc and then make a call where nobody can hear you, cos we ain't interested that your train's late, what you're having for dinner, what's on telly tonight, who your best mate's shagging, or other shite!

Also people who smoke....they walk in front of you puffing away and besides increasing their chances of getting lung cancer etc, they insist on spreading the disease!

Smoking should be Banned from all public places! ..Anyone who doesn't smoke knows that Smokers "Smell like an ashtray"...it's awful.

A few football things:

1. Music after a goal being scored. Why? Who needs it? They do it here in Germany but it's part of a wider approach to the way they support their teams. It's not for us and frankly an embarrasment at those clubs who do it.

2. People taking pictures from their phone - particularly after a goal. You should be celebrating - it's a live experience that you should be sharing with the people around you.

3. Players not celebrating a goal against a former club.This I also don't agree with. Players move on and I've got no problem someone celebrating a goal against Arsenal - what's the problem? Seems like it's just something that came in from those suspicious foreign countries and now everyone does it. Although there was someone the other week who ignored this convention and I thought it was great.

That's it. feel better now.

arseofacrow wrote:3. Players not celebrating a goal against a former club.This I also don't agree with. Players move on and I've got no problem someone celebrating a goal against Arsenal - what's the problem? Seems like it's just something that came in from those suspicious foreign countries and now everyone does it. Although there was someone the other week who ignored this convention and I thought it was great.

Sometimes it's OK, other times...

Charity adverts on the telly

It's costing those charities a fortune in advertising. By the time your £3 a month has been eaten up by the cost of this, and the cost of executive and admin wages, those poor donkeys/refugees/dogs/whatever.... will be receiving 10% of fuck all.

And that's without taking into account the corrupt people in foreign lands who nick 90% of the 10%.

If I gave £3 a month to all these charities who try to make me feel guilty then I'd have fuck all left to feed and clothe myself. Or look after my family.

So just fuck off. I will only stick some of my hard earned cash in collection boxes. When I feel like it.

People who leave the top up on the office printer.

People who just throw their cigarette butts away anywhere - treating the planet like an ashtray

goonersid wrote:People who leave the top up on the office printer.

People who work in offices

olgitgooner wrote:Charity adverts on the telly

It's costing those charities a fortune in advertising. By the time your £3 a month has been eaten up by the cost of this, and the cost of executive and admin wages, those poor donkeys/refugees/dogs/whatever.... will be receiving 10% of fuck all.

And that's without taking into account the corrupt people in foreign lands who nick 90% of the 10%.

If I gave £3 a month to all these charities who try to make me feel guilty then I'd have fuck all left to feed and clothe myself. Or look after my family.

So just fuck off. I will only stick some of my hard earned cash in collection boxes. When I feel like it.

Also find it incredibly annoying when the same woman comes round every week in Phibbers, walks over to the table where people are talking and having a beer with their mates and shakes the collection box so loud as to interrupt the conversation whilst butting in with some vague phrase like "save the children". Hardly seems genuine and if I'm paying nigh on £4 a pint for a shit pint in a plastic cup the last thing I need is for somebody to further reduce the enjoyment.

olgitgooner wrote:Charity adverts on the telly

It's costing those charities a fortune in advertising. By the time your £3 a month has been eaten up by the cost of this, and the cost of executive and admin wages, those poor donkeys/refugees/dogs/whatever.... will be receiving 10% of fuck all.

And that's without taking into account the corrupt people in foreign lands who nick 90% of the 10%.

If I gave £3 a month to all these charities who try to make me feel guilty then I'd have fuck all left to feed and clothe myself. Or look after my family.

So just fuck off. I will only stick some of my hard earned cash in collection boxes. When I feel like it.

Also find it incredibly annoying when the same woman comes round every week in Phibbers, walks over to the table where people are talking and having a beer with their mates and shakes the collection box so loud as to interrupt the conversation whilst butting in with some vague phrase like "save the children". Hardly seems genuine and if I'm paying nigh on £4 a pint for a shit pint in a plastic cup the last thing I need is for somebody to further reduce the enjoyment.

People who post the same stuff twice

Estate Agents. Smarmy fucking leeches. Their services are worth a few hundred quid at most. Not 2% of hundreds of £thousands.

olgitgooner wrote:Estate Agents. Smarmy fucking leeches. Their services are worth a few hundred quid at most. Not 2% of hundreds of £thousands.

^^ This x 1,000,000.

Also - bankers and lawyers. Crunts to a man everyone of them.

And junkies. Fucking subhuman filth.

olgitgooner wrote:Charity adverts on the telly

It's costing those charities a fortune in advertising. By the time your £3 a month has been eaten up by the cost of this, and the cost of executive and admin wages, those poor donkeys/refugees/dogs/whatever.... will be receiving 10% of fuck all.

And that's without taking into account the corrupt people in foreign lands who nick 90% of the 10%.

If I gave £3 a month to all these charities who try to make me feel guilty then I'd have fuck all left to feed and clothe myself. Or look after my family.

So just fuck off. I will only stick some of my hard earned cash in collection boxes. When I feel like it.

They would't advertise on tv if they didn't turn a profit doing so, so I'm not sure your grievance holds water.

May have a point about poor distribution of wealth though.

mcdowell42 wrote:People who post the same stuff twice

What if I find it doubly annoying?