Modern Football Bol**cks

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:58 pm
Natural Born Gooner wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:57 am
What is with all this talking behind the hand bollocks during the game or after the final whistle? Having a quick chat be it tactics or arranging to meet up after for a quick nosh in a local hotel, everyone's acting like they're a MI5 spy :roll: :oops: :lol:
:lol:

Do these fucking idiots really believe we can't guess what they are saying behind their hand?

"Alright Steve. How's that paternity suit with the prossie going?"

"Yeah not bad mate. Not sure if it's mine or one of the other 15 players in the hotel room that night."

:D

Imagine if one player got an STI the whole squad would be dosed these days :lol:

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AkneyGooner wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 5:19 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:58 pm
Natural Born Gooner wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:57 am
What is with all this talking behind the hand bollocks during the game or after the final whistle? Having a quick chat be it tactics or arranging to meet up after for a quick nosh in a local hotel, everyone's acting like they're a MI5 spy :roll: :oops: :lol:
:lol:

Do these fucking idiots really believe we can't guess what they are saying behind their hand?

"Alright Steve. How's that paternity suit with the prossie going?"

"Yeah not bad mate. Not sure if it's mine or one of the other 15 players in the hotel room that night."

:D

Imagine if one player got an STI the whole squad would be dosed these days :lol:
:lol:

Cue SlySports Twat....

"So Arry I understand the whole squad is sick with a virus? Flu?"

"Um no.... no, not flu..."

:D :wink:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

this explains alot, I think the code name for "lady of the night" is lasagna

remember that time when spurs all shared a dodgy lasagna at the hotel

:shock: :barscarf:
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AkneyGooner wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 5:00 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
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Christ so much wrong with that story.... :roll:

Women's Ballon dor? What next - under 12s boys Baldon Dor?

Twerking? Whats the point to that? Why didn't the arsehole DJ ask her if she wanted to get on her knees and fire him off a quick nosh?

Also what the fuck? Dancing at a football awards ceremony? :oops: :roll: Though it hardly counts as football I suppose....

Finally WTAF... One of them future Tesco employees was called Pernille Harder. Fucking superb. My pernille was certainly harder watching some porn the other night. 8)

I just hope her team mate Iva Wetgash was there too. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :barscarf:

The whole competition is bullshit anyway you pretty much can't win it unless you are a striker or attacking midfielder. and it's a team game anyway proven by the fact that Argentina can't win fuck all with the best player in the world and one of the best strikers in the world.

they have created a female version of an ego contest that should not even exist in the first place imo :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops:

Anyway way I don't think being asked to do a sexually suggestive dance is that bad, I think they could all sit down be reasonable and twerk things out before it gets ugly? :oops: :D

Female Ballon Dor, twerking, dancing to Frank Sinatra.....this is fucking outrageous. I can't believe I've had to listen to a days worth of bullshit phoney outrage about nothing. If they had just handed the tart the trophy no fucker would have said a dicky bird about it but ask a blond to shake her ass a bit and everybody is up in arms....Jesus. I've had to listen to a bunch of women footballers (one of those oxymorons going on there I think!) shouting the fucking odds today. Most of them are not particularly blessed in the looks department and are in no danger of winning an award much less being asked to shake their thang. Calm down love.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Dec 03, 2018 7:26 am
robbo10 wrote:
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May have been mentioned already but commentators apologising for the pitch side microphone picking up offensive language..........its a fucking working class man's game,who cares if you hear the odd fuck or c*nt,get over it or turn the sound down.
Fucking modern meejia bollocks. They want "atmosphere" so they can sell the PL "package" but they really want sterile shit like Mexican waves and gobshites with trumpets and drums. :oops: :censored: Fucking arseholes. :censored:
I'd take a lifetime ban to smash a drum over some ceunts head and stick his trumpet/vuvuvela up his fucking Gary Glitter.....you wanna play an instrument join the fucking choir,dont do it behind me at the football C*NT! :banghead:

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robbo10 wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:08 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Dec 03, 2018 7:26 am
robbo10 wrote:
Sun Dec 02, 2018 9:56 pm
May have been mentioned already but commentators apologising for the pitch side microphone picking up offensive language..........its a fucking working class man's game,who cares if you hear the odd fuck or c*nt,get over it or turn the sound down.
Fucking modern meejia bollocks. They want "atmosphere" so they can sell the PL "package" but they really want sterile shit like Mexican waves and gobshites with trumpets and drums. :oops: :censored: Fucking arseholes. :censored:
I'd take a lifetime ban to smash a drum over some ceunts head and stick his trumpet/vuvuvela up his fucking Gary Glitter.....you wanna play an instrument join the fucking choir,dont do it behind me at the football C*NT! :banghead:
Amen robbo. 8)

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AkneyGooner wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 5:19 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:58 pm
Natural Born Gooner wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:57 am
What is with all this talking behind the hand bollocks during the game or after the final whistle? Having a quick chat be it tactics or arranging to meet up after for a quick nosh in a local hotel, everyone's acting like they're a MI5 spy :roll: :oops: :lol:
:lol:

Do these fucking idiots really believe we can't guess what they are saying behind their hand?

"Alright Steve. How's that paternity suit with the prossie going?"

"Yeah not bad mate. Not sure if it's mine or one of the other 15 players in the hotel room that night."

:D

Imagine if one player got an STI the whole squad would be dosed these days :lol:




I seem to remember some tart went through a load of the scum dressing room a few years back until jamie o'hara married it (wont mention her name in case I get an official rebuke here :lol: ) :lol: :lol: I know he was an ugly b.astard, but surely some level of personal pride would kick in before you put a wedding ring on a tart that has seen more of your team mates cocks than you have, and you shower beside them every day :oops: How could you shake hands with a team-mate without thinking that a while ago he had that hand (yes probably the whole hand) inside your future wife's pussy ?? :shock: :shock:

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So there's an article from Molly Hudson asking if female sport is "taken seriously " after the Golden Baloon fiasco .
The answer for me is that it is taken as seriously as it should be in football ,which is not very much ,the reason is because women's football is fucking shite !
The Best womans team in the world would struggle to beat our under 18;s boys and that's a fact !
It seems like it's the Twerk dance itself that's the problem ,if he'd asked her for a waltz or foxtrot there wouldn't be such an outcry .

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Herd wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:12 pm
So there's an article from Molly Hudson asking if female sport is "taken seriously " after the Golden Baloon fiasco .
The answer for me is that it is taken as seriously as it should be in football ,which is not very much ,the reason is because women's football is fucking shite !
The Best womans team in the world would struggle to beat our under 18;s boys and that's a fact !
It seems like it's the Twerk dance itself that's the problem ,if he'd asked her for a waltz or foxtrot there wouldn't be such an outcry .



I know that we are talking about a different level here, but my lad plays for his local league of Ireland under 15 team, and earlier this year they played the Ireland under 19 ladies team and beat them 3-0 :shock: :shock: They girls had a few really good players tbf, but my lads team finished second bottom of their division so it doesnt bode well for the ladies team

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augie wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:56 am
AkneyGooner wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 5:19 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:58 pm
Natural Born Gooner wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 9:57 am
What is with all this talking behind the hand bollocks during the game or after the final whistle? Having a quick chat be it tactics or arranging to meet up after for a quick nosh in a local hotel, everyone's acting like they're a MI5 spy :roll: :oops: :lol:
:lol:

Do these fucking idiots really believe we can't guess what they are saying behind their hand?

"Alright Steve. How's that paternity suit with the prossie going?"

"Yeah not bad mate. Not sure if it's mine or one of the other 15 players in the hotel room that night."

:D

Imagine if one player got an STI the whole squad would be dosed these days :lol:




I seem to remember some tart went through a load of the scum dressing room a few years back until jamie o'hara married it (wont mention her name in case I get an official rebuke here :lol: ) :lol: :lol: I know he was an ugly b.astard, but surely some level of personal pride would kick in before you put a wedding ring on a tart that has seen more of your team mates cocks than you have, and you shower beside them every day :oops: How could you shake hands with a team-mate without thinking that a while ago he had that hand (yes probably the whole hand) inside your future wife's pussy ?? :shock: :shock:
:lol:

I believe her nickname was The Gaping Vadge of Doom. :shock:

Allegedly.

cough

:D

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I played for a side in the second tier of Welsh football. Decent standard by you or I - get about £50 a game - but clearly a million miles away from a PL academy side.

Anyway, our U18s played Bristol Ladies' team two years in a row. Both years their first side (in the middle of their competitive season), both years our youth side stuck full of 16-year old triallists. We beat them 8-0 and 4-0. I've also been to see a women's PL game in the flesh so I can genuinely say it is fucking awful.

I've played against WSL footballers and they're shite. I've played against PL academy U19 footballers and they're unbelievably talented. Hilarious when people think that women's teams would beat League 2 sides. Would honestly be north of 20 goals.

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And that's the point ,they want to share the same stage and be there when they hand out the gongs but they are still shite ,and nobody wants to watch them ,they are a financial burden to each and every premier team that has them and for what ?
Not sure what Arsenal spend but you can guess its close to a million pounds a year ,it would be better used developing young players or spending on community work insstead of pandering to correctness !

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Herd wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:33 pm
And that's the point ,they want to share the same stage and be there when they hand out the gongs but they are still shite ,and nobody wants to watch them ,they are a financial burden to each and every premier team that has them and for what ?
Not sure what Arsenal spend but you can guess its close to a million pounds a year ,it would be better used developing young players or spending on community work insstead of pandering to correctness !
My point exactly. If they want equality and to be "taken seriously" then they have to take responsibility for their own game and self finance, not live off the men's game like some parasite with tits. And some of them don't even have decent tits. :roll:

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Herd wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:33 pm
And that's the point ,they want to share the same stage and be there when they hand out the gongs but they are still shite ,and nobody wants to watch them ,they are a financial burden to each and every premier team that has them and for what ?
Not sure what Arsenal spend but you can guess its close to a million pounds a year ,it would be better used developing young players or spending on community work insstead of pandering to correctness !
I put a post on here with some figures a couple of months back. We have a loss over 4 years of £400k to run the ladies team.

Man Utd have just sunk £5M into starting a womens's team just to avoid all the PC bollox and accusations.

The sooner we have a jokey match between a ladies team and a mens team to highlight that there really is no comparison the better otherwise the PC brigade will continue to push their agenda onto football.

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Arsenal should not have a ladies team.

Ladies teams should start as thier own teams with thier own names and following, otherwise they will just be shit version of the club they are attached to.

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