Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

[QuartzGooner]

People who don't wash their hands. It is a fairly significant portion of the people that I watch in the toilet, I can see you sneaking out you filthy bastards.

Thats against the law you know

Never really got the handwashing habit in the toilet, those cisterns are a bloody hazard and the pans are even worse

Hmmmm.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... tival.html

[DB10GOONER]

People in the office who work through their break, whilst having their lunch, who are you fucking trying to impress. you wankers

Dossers that aren't busy enough to work through their break and lunch. And don't arrive at work at 7:30am, and leave at 7pm.

[goonersid]

People in the office who work through their break, whilst having their lunch, who are you fucking trying to impress. you wankers

Dossers that aren't busy enough to work through their break and lunch. And don't arrive at work at 7:30am, and leave at 7pm.

If you didn't spend all day on here, you could start at 8.00 have an hour for lunch, go for a sleep in the bogs at 3.00, leave at 4.30. with your desk cleared, ya lazy bastard.

[DB10GOONER]

The **Chinese guy on the till in the Chinese Supermarket next door. Is it going to kill you to fucking say please or thank you FFS?

Manners in general are going to shit nowdays. The ammount of cuntahs that yawn with their mouths uncovered, talk whilst chewing food, cough without putting a hand over their mouth, don't say please or thanks or excuse me. Fucking animals.




**Oh no, I've specified that he is what he is, a Chinese guy - Father TedTwat was right - I'm sooooooo racist!!

[mcdowell42]

The **Chinese guy on the till in the Chinese Supermarket next door. Is it going to kill you to fucking say please or thank you FFS?

Manners in general are going to shit nowdays. The ammount of cuntahs that yawn with their mouths uncovered, talk whilst chewing food, cough without putting a hand over their mouth, don't say please or thanks or excuse me. Fucking animals.




**Oh no, I've specified that he is what he is, a Chinese guy - Father TedTwat was right - I'm sooooooo racist!!

In fairness to the chinese guy i wouldnt say please and thank you when hes being robbed.

[DB10GOONER]

The **Chinese guy on the till in the Chinese Supermarket next door. Is it going to kill you to fucking say please or thank you FFS?

Manners in general are going to shit nowdays. The ammount of cuntahs that yawn with their mouths uncovered, talk whilst chewing food, cough without putting a hand over their mouth, don't say please or thanks or excuse me. Fucking animals.




**Oh no, I've specified that he is what he is, a Chinese guy - Father TedTwat was right - I'm sooooooo racist!!

In fairness to the chinese guy i wouldnt say please and thank you when hes being robbed.

You know, I never thought of it that way. I probably shouldn't have robbed him, huh?

[DB10GOONER]

Beautiful women who have terrible knacker skank voices. Saw a stunning bird in a shop yesterday. Stunning face, beautiful eyes, fantastic body. I mean a seriously top notch fit looking bird. And then she spoke to her kid.

There is a particular inner-city Dublin accent that really is like the aural equivilent of sticking a knife up your arse and twisting it about. Well, she had that accent.

"Hee-yaw yoo-ez! I'll furckin' bleedin' kill yoo-ez ya furckin basteeeerd!"

Still, she can't speak if her mouth is full of cock, I suppose...

Oh, before one of our resident inbred culchies pipes up, no I do not have that accent. I have the Dublin accent that women love.

[DB10GOONER]

Modern society. When did we become a society of "Fuck you - I'm alright" cuntpigs?

Arrived at work this morning to find a young girl (maybe 14 or 15) sprawled unconcious beside our building. Two local wino bastards were rifling her pockets but making a big show of "helping" her. Not one single person that passed stopped to help or enquire what the fuck was going on. In the 30 seconds it took me to get to her at least 20 people walked past. Not one stopped.

I have kids. This was someone’s kid. I was appalled. I had a "forthright exchange of opinions” with the two wino bastards regarding her and they tried to intimate they knew her and would take care of her. Bollocks. She was dressed well, no stink of booze, was clean. She wasn’t anything to do with them. So it got heated. Luckily the security guy in our office saw this on CCTV and came out. I couldn't get a response from her but she was breathing. I'm a first aider so did the standard checks and put her in the recovery position and rang the cops and ambulance. The two winos didn’t know where to look or what to do. I told them they were staying the fuck right there. I was so angry at this point (as was our security guy) I think the winos knew they were getting kicked to bits if they moved.

Cops and ambulance arrived. The two winos were questioned and searched. Found nothing on them. The cops looked at our CCTV footage, which didn't show much, took their details and ultimately let them go. We just got word back from the cops that the young girl had had a seizure. Not a wino or a junkie, just a kid in a bad situation. She’s ok thank God. But not one fucker stopped to help her. Shameful.

You'd like to think that God forbid something like that happened to your kid that people would help them...

[SPUDMASHER]

Modern society. When did we become a society of "Fuck you - I'm alright" cuntpigs?

Arrived at work this morning to find a young girl (maybe 14 or 15) sprawled unconcious beside our building. Two local wino bastards were rifling her pockets but making a big show of "helping" her.

how much did they get?

In the 30 seconds it took me to get to her at least 20 people walked past. Not one stopped.

Just as well or there would have been fuck all left for you!

I'm a first aider so did the standard checks

Yeah right, "Honestly your honour, I was just checking and I thought she might have kept her purse in her knickers"

[SPUDMASHER]

But being serious, the reason most people walk right by today is fear.

Fear of getting sued if you cause the condition to be worse.
Fear of getting accused of 'touching' or being 'inappropriate'.

That's the really sad part of it all! We have created a culture off the backs of bottom dwelling legal scumbags where we sue for everything. It's no surprise that people won't put themselves at risk.

[goonersid]

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Arrived at work this morning to find a young girl (maybe 14 or 15) sprawled unconcious beside our building. Two local winos bastards were "helping" her. Not one single person that passed stopped to molest or rob her. In the 30 seconds it took me to get my lad out at least 20 people walked past. Not one stopped to give me a hand.

Cops and ambulance arrived. I was questioned and searched. Found nothing on me. The cops looked at our CCTV footage, which didn't show much, took my details and let me go. We just got word back from the cops that the young girl is pregnant and I'm going to be a dad again, Not a wino or a junkie, just a kid in a bad situation. She’s fucked now thanks to me.

You'd like to think that God forbid something like that happened to your kid , that I'm not in the immediate vicinity...

Are you sure it didn't go something like this

[SPUDMASHER]

I can feel the fury building. Little DB9 1/2 will stand up to his full 4'9" and vent his anger at you now.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

But being serious, the reason most people walk right by today is fear.

Fear of getting sued if you cause the condition to be worse.
Fear of getting accused of 'touching' or being 'inappropriate'.

That's the really sad part of it all! We have created a culture off the backs of bottom dwelling legal scumbags where we sue for everything. It's no surprise that people won't put themselves at risk.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

:
Arrived at work this morning to find a young girl (maybe 14 or 15) sprawled unconcious beside our building. Two local winos bastards were "helping" her. Not one single person that passed stopped to molest or rob her. In the 30 seconds it took me to get my lad out at least 20 people walked past. Not one stopped to give me a hand.

Cops and ambulance arrived. I was questioned and searched. Found nothing on me. The cops looked at our CCTV footage, which didn't show much, took my details and let me go. We just got word back from the cops that the young girl is pregnant and I'm going to be a dad again, Not a wino or a junkie, just a kid in a bad situation. She’s fucked now thanks to me.

You'd like to think that God forbid something like that happened to your kid , that I'm not in the immediate vicinity...

Are you sure it didn't go something like this

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

I can feel the fury building. Little DB9 1/2 will stand up to his full 4'9" and vent his anger at you now.

4' 9" In his weekend heels maybe