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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:

SPUDMASHER wrote:

I can feel the fury building. Little DB9 1/2 will stand up to his full 4'9" and vent his anger at you now.

4' 9" In his weekend heels maybe

The cops commented after watching the cctv footage that they thought they were watching a porno of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, with one of the dwarves (most likely Dopey) trying to mount Snow White as she lay poisoned from a dodgy apple cider.

goonersid wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:

SPUDMASHER wrote:

I can feel the fury building. Little DB9 1/2 will stand up to his full 4'9" and vent his anger at you now.

4' 9" In his weekend heels maybe

The cops commented after watching the cctv footage that they thought they were watching a porno of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, with one of the dwarves (most likely Dopey) trying to mount Snow White as she lay poisoned from a dodgy apple cider.

But seriously, have you gays not got your own websites/forums/public toilets to use for flirting with each other?

Boot camps, Can't drive to work in the morning without seeing every available piece of grass or tarmac filled with fat bastards lumping tyres or attempting press-ups whilst being shouted at by some fucking brain dead instructor.
Then there are the stupid fucking t-shirts they get printed to let everyone know they have completed a fucking boot camp or some fucking humiliating assault course where they crawl through mud whilst being hosed down like fucking cattle.
I go to the gym 3-4 times a week I don't need to pay some dickhead to watch me train and if I don't fancy it that particular day, then I fuck off home.
Get yourself some self respect you fucking twats.
Rant over.

Fat fucks that claim to go to the gym "3-4 times a week". Lying fat bastards.

DB10GOONER wrote:Fat fucks that claim to go to the gym "3-4 times a week". Lying fat bastards.

Read between the lines DB, now drop and give me 20, whilst I piss on your head you pathetic excuse for a human being

Americans

goonersid wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Fat fucks that claim to go to the gym "3-4 times a week". Lying fat bastards.

Read between the lines DB, now drop and give me 20, whilst I piss on your head you pathetic excuse for a human being

Sir! Yes sir!

OneBardGooner wrote:Americans

Why?

I've met good Americans and shit ones, mate. Same as I've met good Irish people and shit ones. Same as I've met good Germans and shit ones. Same as I've met good Ingerlish people and Spuddy.

Judge the person, not the nationality, mate.

Americans that know onebard

The fucking Guardian newspaper for mixing stories from Australia into my sports reading.

Fuck off.

Last night a single lorry caught fire on the M25.

This morning it caused untold chaos for the commuters across the south east of England as they had to close the M25 from junctions 27-26 to resurface it.

Whoever is responsible for the fire is a cuntahh!

People standing at the top of the stairs once they get on to the train platform (Many German train stations you have to go from the concourse below up some stairs or escalator).

Just move away then it's easier for everyone trying to get the train and those getting off trains.

When staying in a hotel with a buffet breakfast and some *word censored* takes over the toaster making toast for the entire family, also people who are clueless as to how a buffet breakfast works and feel they need to get their cereal, tea, juice and fucking fry up all at the same time.

DVLA/ the new paperless licence system.

So, you go to buy a second hand car- its taxed, you buy it, but wait, THE TAX ISNT VALID as soon as you buy and sign the document.

So as soon as you spend 20 mins to sorting insurance you have to phone DVLA on your mobile, 08 number of course to sort out its tax.

Dont worry folks, the previous driver gets the tax money back automatically, minus the month they are in- so the car is tax paid twice for the first month.

Moneygrabbing

Luckily I bought my car on 30 September with 3 months tax on it, the new con, sorry- system started 1st October

goonersid wrote:When staying in a hotel with a buffet breakfast and some *word censored* takes over the toaster making toast for the entire family, also people who are clueless as to how a buffet breakfast works and feel they need to get their cereal, tea, juice and fucking fry up all at the same time.

Fuck me, what type of kips do you stay in, sid? Have the serving person bring the food to your suite.