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52 :lol: :lol:

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Olgit ,it's curious how you have compiled a list of all the things I have said against everyone yet have managed not to complile a list of the things said against me by yourself and so many others

I could point out that it shows the naked hypocrisy of you and those pursuing your goals, but I will give you the benefit of the doubt for now and just assume there were simply too many of them for you to be able to put that list togehter before Christmas :lol:

Don't worry I understand you being Olgit and all - putting that list together might be too hard for you and no one should spend Christmas in hospital after all :lol:

EDIT - my apologies to anyone who has anyone in hospital through the Holidays

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I love USMartin.....this guy is taking this forum to another level. Us .commers don't have to do much while he is around

Keep it up USM!! :barscarf:

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52 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
g88ner wrote:Oh, well :lol: :lol: Merry Christmas, Martin 8) :lol:

Slightly off topic, but...

We've just been watching my housemate clear the mountain of snow off his car only to realise that he'd cleaned the wrong car! - idiot! :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

My mom once walked out of a shop at night and hopped into what she thought was my dad's car, squeezed the guy's leg and told him to drive on. It was of course the wrong car and the guy just said (jokingly) "Where to, luv?". She nearly died with embarrassment. My old man nearly died laughing at her as he sat in the car behind the one she had just hopped into! :lol: 8)
I am laughing out loud here!

In my younger days I had a blind date set up through a friend where I had to meet the girl in the sumptuous surroundings of the car park of Burger King in the Walworth Road.
It was agreed I would wait in my car and flash my headlights when the girl matching the description I had been given approached.
Imagine my surprise when I did so and the girl got into the car next to mine, to be met be a driver shouting "Help, help leave me alone" and sounding his horn!

For the record the date got me nowhere.

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QuartzGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
g88ner wrote:Oh, well :lol: :lol: Merry Christmas, Martin 8) :lol:

Slightly off topic, but...

We've just been watching my housemate clear the mountain of snow off his car only to realise that he'd cleaned the wrong car! - idiot! :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

My mom once walked out of a shop at night and hopped into what she thought was my dad's car, squeezed the guy's leg and told him to drive on. It was of course the wrong car and the guy just said (jokingly) "Where to, luv?". She nearly died with embarrassment. My old man nearly died laughing at her as he sat in the car behind the one she had just hopped into! :lol: 8)
I am laughing out loud here!

In my younger days I had a blind date set up through a friend where I had to meet the girl in the sumptuous surroundings of the car park of Burger King in the Walworth Road.
It was agreed I would wait in my car and flash my headlights when the girl matching the description I had been given approached.
Imagine my surprise when I did so and the girl got into the car next to mine, to be met be a driver shouting "Help, help leave me alone" and sounding his horn!

For the record the date got me nowhere.
:lol: :lol:

Perhaps a little worryingly, my dad once parked his car (Escort? Montego? not sure) in a darkly lit car park before going to watch me in a football game. After the game, he went back to the car park, went over to the car, unlocked it and got in...

It was at this point he realised that the headrest had moved, the seat was not in the normal position and basically everything was wrong - he was in the wrong car!

It was the same make and model - and a similar colour - yet he'd unlocked it with his key! hmm.... very safe! :? (is this common?)

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olgitgooner wrote:Martin, here is a list of the insulting allegations which you have made against fellow forum members, on this one single thread:

deluded
avoiding reality
apologists for the board
bizarre reasoning
trying to impose editorial control
claiming to be a victim
obsessive compulsive psychological problem
shameful actions
shameless deviousness
naked attempt to censor
inaccuracy and falsehood
shameless liar
inaccurate misrepresentation
pathetic cowardice
lack of courage
almost like racists
unstable

these are your words.

Think about it.
and I now add naked hypocrisy. :roll: .

The irony is blinding. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Have a very merry christmas. Hopefully, Santa will leave one of these..
http://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Win-Friends ... 0749307846
in your stocking. :wink:

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g88ner wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
g88ner wrote:Oh, well :lol: :lol: Merry Christmas, Martin 8) :lol:

Slightly off topic, but...

We've just been watching my housemate clear the mountain of snow off his car only to realise that he'd cleaned the wrong car! - idiot! :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

My mom once walked out of a shop at night and hopped into what she thought was my dad's car, squeezed the guy's leg and told him to drive on. It was of course the wrong car and the guy just said (jokingly) "Where to, luv?". She nearly died with embarrassment. My old man nearly died laughing at her as he sat in the car behind the one she had just hopped into! :lol: 8)
I am laughing out loud here!

In my younger days I had a blind date set up through a friend where I had to meet the girl in the sumptuous surroundings of the car park of Burger King in the Walworth Road.
It was agreed I would wait in my car and flash my headlights when the girl matching the description I had been given approached.
Imagine my surprise when I did so and the girl got into the car next to mine, to be met be a driver shouting "Help, help leave me alone" and sounding his horn!

For the record the date got me nowhere.
:lol: :lol:

Perhaps a little worryingly, my dad once parked his car (Escort? Montego? not sure) in a darkly lit car park before going to watch me in a football game. After the game, he went back to the car park, went over to the car, unlocked it and got in...

It was at this point he realised that the headrest had moved, the seat was not in the normal position and basically everything was wrong - he was in the wrong car!

It was the same make and model - and a similar colour - yet he'd unlocked it with his key! hmm.... very safe! :? (is this common?)
In the old days Ford used to have about 14 varieties of locks and keys that would be allocated to nearly all their cars. So if you got hold of the set of keys you could unlock nearly all Ford vehicles on the road!

But very few of those cars would still be roadworthy now.

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QuartzGooner wrote:
g88ner wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
g88ner wrote:Oh, well :lol: :lol: Merry Christmas, Martin 8) :lol:

Slightly off topic, but...

We've just been watching my housemate clear the mountain of snow off his car only to realise that he'd cleaned the wrong car! - idiot! :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

My mom once walked out of a shop at night and hopped into what she thought was my dad's car, squeezed the guy's leg and told him to drive on. It was of course the wrong car and the guy just said (jokingly) "Where to, luv?". She nearly died with embarrassment. My old man nearly died laughing at her as he sat in the car behind the one she had just hopped into! :lol: 8)
I am laughing out loud here!

In my younger days I had a blind date set up through a friend where I had to meet the girl in the sumptuous surroundings of the car park of Burger King in the Walworth Road.
It was agreed I would wait in my car and flash my headlights when the girl matching the description I had been given approached.
Imagine my surprise when I did so and the girl got into the car next to mine, to be met be a driver shouting "Help, help leave me alone" and sounding his horn!

For the record the date got me nowhere.
:lol: :lol:

Perhaps a little worryingly, my dad once parked his car (Escort? Montego? not sure) in a darkly lit car park before going to watch me in a football game. After the game, he went back to the car park, went over to the car, unlocked it and got in...

It was at this point he realised that the headrest had moved, the seat was not in the normal position and basically everything was wrong - he was in the wrong car!

It was the same make and model - and a similar colour - yet he'd unlocked it with his key! hmm.... very safe! :? (is this common?)
In the old days Ford used to have about 14 varieties of locks and keys that would be allocated to nearly all their cars. So if you got hold of the set of keys you could unlock nearly all Ford vehicles on the road!

But very few of those cars would still be roadworthy now.
Well, this was probably about 15 years ago, and it was probably an old car then as it was his work van, so yeah - that would make sense, I guess.

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Olgit you're just another wanna-be bully to ashamed to admit what he is.

You asked me to think anout it so I did...

trying to impose editorial control
naked attempt to censor
pathetic cowardice
lack of courage
claiming to be a victim
almost like racists

Easy – the first two – imposing editorial control and attempting to censor viewstyou don't like - are in my opinion are exactly what some of you are attempting to do. I believe and this would reflect what I actually said that some here lack the courage of their convictions in instances like this, and that is pathetic and cowardly, though cowardice carries a stigma that goes further than I intended so I would have been better served to simply say some were being pathetic and cowardly. I believe my opinion about the intention of you and others is correct – you certainly haven’t proven me wrong yet – so there is no reason to feel the description of such behavior is wrong – though as I say cowardice went further than I would actually have intended and I wish I hadn’t used the noun there.

And you most certainly are claiming to be victims while trying to force your views on everyone– this list you complied would be Exhibit A proving that contention in fact as you conveniently ignore all the different names and accusations levied by you and others at me.[/b] But I think you and they have proven that objectivity and consistency is beyond you on these matters. I do believe that this behavior where you are victims always is very similar to how racists justify their actions and attitudes.

shameful actions
shameless deviousness

These two I believe were directly aimed at you and were fully justified and deserved in my opinion based on your behavior in deliberately posting something out-of-context to simply attack me personally solely to discredit my views and even when this was confirmed by an actual member of that forum you didn’t have the integrity to even acknowledge the error in your behavior. And sadly I’m not the least bit surprised by that. It’s in character from you from my experience.

And just because no one else will tell you what a gutless worm of a person you behave like at times don't think it's because they don't know that's true. They just know you a bit better and some might actually even like a lot better than I do( no big achievement since I genuinely don't like you which is hard to fathom as I have never to my knowledge met you) - but don't think they don't know what a *word censored* you really are when you don't hear what you want.

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Martin, I think you talk a load of shit.

If you have met olgit, as i have several times, you would know he is one of the least confrontstional people you could ever meet.

I think you simply enjoy the 'limelight' that comes with what you believe is controversial!

:roll:

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Percy Dalton wrote:Martin, I think you talk a load of shit.

If you have met olgit, as i have several times, you would know he is one of the least confrontstional people you could ever meet.

I think you simply enjoy the 'limelight' that comes with what you believe is controversial!

:roll:
Paranoia is a thought process thought to be heavily influenced by anxiety or fear, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat towards oneself. Historically, this characterization was used to describe any delusional state. :idea:

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Percy Dalton wrote:Martin, I think you talk a load of shit.

If you have met olgit, as i have several times, you would know he is one of the least confrontstional people you could ever meet.

I think you simply enjoy the 'limelight' that comes with what you believe is controversial!

:roll:
Sorry Martin,

I have no other explanation.

:?

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