It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
goonersid wrote:You are driving along the road and you see a car ahead waiting to pull out, you are nearly a fucking mile away, yet they sit and sit and fucking well sit (usually a woman) and then pull out right in front of you causing you to brake and then they sit at 30mph.
or when you flash them to pull out several times and they sit there even when you come to a complete stop untill you get fed up of waiting then when you go to drive on they go to pull out and give you a look as if your the *word censored*
When you are paying for something in a shop, the price of your goods has been rung through the till, and you are just about to handover your cash or pay by card, and then someone in the queue behind you asks the price of their goods in the middle of your transaction, and the person on the till then starts talking to them for five minutes.
Whatever happened to the person on the till finishing one transaction before starting the next?
I Hate Hleb wrote:When the only person that thinks Arsenal don't need strengthening is the same guy that can actually do something about it!!! Stubborn bastard!!!
QuartzGooner wrote:When you are paying for something in a shop, the price of your goods has been rung through the till, and you are just about to handover your cash or pay by card, and then someone in the queue behind you asks the price of their goods in the middle of your transaction, and the person on the till then starts talking to them for five minutes.
Whatever happened to the person on the till finishing one transaction before starting the next?
whenever someone does that to me (working, not buying) i tell them that i'm serving someone else and then ignore them. if they insist on my attention, i point them to the back of the queue... next time it happens just point them to the end of the queue and tell them they will find out soon enough
-When a fat little cowardly *word censored* of a referee fucks you over but you cant even give the fat little cowardly *word censored* both barrels cos your bastard team denied you even that comfort by putting in an even worse performance.
-When I’m queuing up to buy pubic lice removal cream and itching to know how much it costs so I ask the cashier & the bastard in front of me in the queue objects cos it slows him down while he’s trying to buy his Asian Granny Incest Bestiality Beaver Monthly magazine.
C*nts on the bus/train that talk out loud so everyone can f*cking hear them
Example: Some English posh totty c*nt starts banging on to the bird next to her. Aw how are ya blah blah f*cking blah. Minutes later the c*nt phones her archeologist boyfriend or whatever the f*ck he was. The w@nker is in germany. Bitch thinks she's fcking class mouthing off about this and that while EVERYONE can hear. If it couldn't get any worse the posh totty c*nt starts speaking german to her fella on the blower. C*NT
Boy Racers
Middle-aged c*nts acting like boy racers
People who wash their cars when it's f*cking lashing rain
People who water their flowers when it's f*cking lashing rain
People who won't admit what age they are ????????
W@nkers that pose for photos with their top off
When you have something on the tip of your tongue and you can't f*cking remember
American c*nts who think they're f*cking Irish
Vuvuzelas
People who put the toilet roll the wrong way
The c*nting brass that says she does this, does that yet she don't do f*ck all - *word censored*
QuartzGooner wrote:When you are paying for something in a shop, the price of your goods has been rung through the till, and you are just about to handover your cash or pay by card, and then someone in the queue behind you asks the price of their goods in the middle of your transaction, and the person on the till then starts talking to them for five minutes.
Whatever happened to the person on the till finishing one transaction before starting the next?
Hmmm... on a similar thing, people that use a debit/credit card for goods around the £2.00 mark.... I mean FFS, pay with cash you tossers, or even, supermarkets, or other retail shops, have a cash only till.... *word censored*.... total, and utter *word censored*...
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:-When a fat little cowardly c**t of a referee fucks you over but you cant even give the fat little cowardly c**t both barrels cos your bastard team denied you even that comfort by putting in an even worse performance.
-When I’m queuing up to buy pubic lice removal cream and itching to know how much it costs so I ask the cashier & the bastard in front of me in the queue objects cos it slows him down while he’s trying to buy his Asian Granny Incest Bestiality Beaver Monthly magazine.
At least you can afford to shop at the same places Rooney does
