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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:45 pm
by Deise Gooner
goonersid wrote:You are driving along the road and you see a car ahead waiting to pull out, you are nearly a fucking mile away, yet they sit and sit and fucking well sit (usually a woman) and then pull out right in front of you causing you to brake and then they sit at 30mph. :banghead:
or when you flash them to pull out several times and they sit there even when you come to a complete stop untill you get fed up of waiting then when you go to drive on they go to pull out and give you a look as if your the *word censored* :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:23 am
by xDAVEYx
KATIE 'JORDAN' PRICE

there's irony... anyway:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... Price.html

JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:27 am
by MegaGooner
xDAVEYx wrote:KATIE 'JORDAN' PRICE

there's irony... anyway:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... Price.html

JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!
Not a specific "naming" thread this, just add her to the cunt thread 8)

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:50 am
by franksav63
Mods, who haven't made this thread a sticky yet... :roll: :roll: :? :? Come on... :? :? :wink: :lol:

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:09 am
by MegaGooner
Pricks that walk around in bright sunlight with there sunglasses on their heads, yet when they enter a mall, they put it on their face.

The clue is in the name you pricks - SUNglasses :evil:

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:44 pm
by Percy Dalton
Wives that don't understand the need to go to the pub on a Saturday whilst they take the kids shopping in Tesco.

:evil:

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:20 pm
by QuartzGooner
When you are paying for something in a shop, the price of your goods has been rung through the till, and you are just about to handover your cash or pay by card, and then someone in the queue behind you asks the price of their goods in the middle of your transaction, and the person on the till then starts talking to them for five minutes.

Whatever happened to the person on the till finishing one transaction before starting the next?

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:09 pm
by I Hate Hleb
When the only person that thinks Arsenal don't need strengthening is the same guy that can actually do something about it!!! :banghead: Stubborn bastard!!! :banghead: :roll:

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:31 pm
by MegaGooner
I Hate Hleb wrote:When the only person that thinks Arsenal don't need strengthening is the same guy that can actually do something about it!!! :banghead: Stubborn bastard!!! :banghead: :roll:
USMartin :? :lol: :wink:

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:34 pm
by xDAVEYx
QuartzGooner wrote:When you are paying for something in a shop, the price of your goods has been rung through the till, and you are just about to handover your cash or pay by card, and then someone in the queue behind you asks the price of their goods in the middle of your transaction, and the person on the till then starts talking to them for five minutes.

Whatever happened to the person on the till finishing one transaction before starting the next?
whenever someone does that to me (working, not buying) i tell them that i'm serving someone else and then ignore them. if they insist on my attention, i point them to the back of the queue... next time it happens just point them to the end of the queue and tell them they will find out soon enough :wink:

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:38 am
by Its Up 4 Grabs Now
-When a fat little cowardly *word censored* of a referee fucks you over but you cant even give the fat little cowardly *word censored* both barrels cos your bastard team denied you even that comfort by putting in an even worse performance.

-When I’m queuing up to buy pubic lice removal cream and itching to know how much it costs so I ask the cashier & the bastard in front of me in the queue objects cos it slows him down while he’s trying to buy his Asian Granny Incest Bestiality Beaver Monthly magazine. :roll:

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:25 am
by M-50
C*nts on the bus/train that talk out loud so everyone can f*cking hear them

Example: Some English posh totty c*nt starts banging on to the bird next to her. Aw how are ya blah blah f*cking blah. Minutes later the c*nt phones her archeologist boyfriend or whatever the f*ck he was. The w@nker is in germany. Bitch thinks she's fcking class mouthing off about this and that while EVERYONE can hear. If it couldn't get any worse the posh totty c*nt starts speaking german to her fella on the blower. C*NT

Boy Racers

Middle-aged c*nts acting like boy racers


People who wash their cars when it's f*cking lashing rain


People who water their flowers when it's f*cking lashing rain

People who won't admit what age they are ????????

W@nkers that pose for photos with their top off

When you have something on the tip of your tongue and you can't f*cking remember

American c*nts who think they're f*cking Irish


Vuvuzelas

People who put the toilet roll the wrong way

The c*nting brass that says she does this, does that yet she don't do f*ck all - *word censored*

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:24 am
by Percy Dalton
Waking up at 7am on a Sunday morning because you got totally wankered the day before due to a shocking result and fell asleep at 9pm.

:roll:

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:42 am
by franksav63
QuartzGooner wrote:When you are paying for something in a shop, the price of your goods has been rung through the till, and you are just about to handover your cash or pay by card, and then someone in the queue behind you asks the price of their goods in the middle of your transaction, and the person on the till then starts talking to them for five minutes.

Whatever happened to the person on the till finishing one transaction before starting the next?
Hmmm... on a similar thing, people that use a debit/credit card for goods around the £2.00 mark.... I mean FFS, pay with cash you tossers, or even, supermarkets, or other retail shops, have a cash only till.... *word censored*.... total, and utter *word censored*...

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:55 am
by MegaGooner
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:-When a fat little cowardly c**t of a referee fucks you over but you cant even give the fat little cowardly c**t both barrels cos your bastard team denied you even that comfort by putting in an even worse performance.

-When I’m queuing up to buy pubic lice removal cream and itching to know how much it costs so I ask the cashier & the bastard in front of me in the queue objects cos it slows him down while he’s trying to buy his Asian Granny Incest Bestiality Beaver Monthly magazine. :roll:
:speechless:

At least you can afford to shop at the same places Rooney does :roll: