Dear United Fans...

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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Its Up 4 Grabs Now
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DB10GOONER wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
highburyJD wrote:hope he returns to his pre last season stats
average 22 league games and 9.4 goals per season
Playing 2/3 of a League season and scoring 1 goal almost every 2 games. :rubchin: :rubchin: I think United would settle for that if those goals were supplemented by 20 from Rooney, and another 20 from the other attackers and the midfield and it ultimately helped them win the PL and/or the CL.
Those "average" stats (like all stats) are bollocks though. Without doing the math they look like they are averaged from all his "appearances" ie; including subs - even if he went off after 5 minutes injured.

His actual PL record is;


2004-2005 12+14
2005-2006 13+11
2006-2007 17+5
2007-2008 13+2
2008-2009 24+4
2009-2010 14+2
2010-2011 19+6
2011-2012 37+1
Add to that he played his first few seasons predominantly as a wide player & was in & out of the team (as you'd expect given his age & the competition for places at the time). Any time he's had a decent run of games as a striker his goals record has ranged between good-to-outstanding, in an ascending scale. Including goal stats from his first season as a 21-year-old, new-to-the-english-game, wide-man squad-player just seems inane unless it's to purposely distort reality to fit a pre-conceived point of view. :hmmthink: He's gone, we'll move on one way or the other but rewriting history to make out he was never really that good just smacks of a scorned woman screaming "yeah well you aint shit anyway, I'm glad you shagged my sister*."

*Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
highburyJD wrote:hope he returns to his pre last season stats
average 22 league games and 9.4 goals per season
Playing 2/3 of a League season and scoring 1 goal almost every 2 games. :rubchin: :rubchin: I think United would settle for that if those goals were supplemented by 20 from Rooney, and another 20 from the other attackers and the midfield and it ultimately helped them win the PL and/or the CL.
Those "average" stats (like all stats) are bollocks though. Without doing the math they look like they are averaged from all his "appearances" ie; including subs - even if he went off after 5 minutes injured.

His actual PL record is;


2004-2005 12+14
2005-2006 13+11
2006-2007 17+5
2007-2008 13+2
2008-2009 24+4
2009-2010 14+2
2010-2011 19+6
2011-2012 37+1
Add to that he played his first few seasons predominantly as a wide player & was in & out of the team (as you'd expect given his age & the competition for places at the time). Any time he's had a decent run of games as a striker his goals record has ranged between good-to-outstanding, in an ascending scale. Including goal stats from his first season as a 21-year-old, new-to-the-english-game, wide-man squad-player just seems inane unless it's to purposely distort reality to fit a pre-conceived point of view. :hmmthink: He's gone, we'll move on one way or the other but rewriting history to make out he was never really that good just smacks of a scorned woman screaming "yeah well you aint shit anyway, I'm glad you shagged my sister*."

*Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
You're not suggesting JD used stats to distort the truth??!! :shock:

:lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:You're not suggesting JD used stats to distort the truth??!! :shock:

:lol: :wink:
Oh I'm sure he didn't mean to.

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highburyJD wrote:I see your maths is as good as your English
3 Titles and 4 FA Cups (not counting Community Shield, Emirates Cup or Losing Finalists)
So 7 divided by 16 seasons = 0.4375 trophies per season. Are you seriously suggesting £7m per season is a fair salary for that return??

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highburyJD wrote:I see your maths is as good as your English
on your high horse again mate?

Jump down, cos you're no Einstein.

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SantaPoldi wrote:
highburyJD wrote:I see your maths is as good as your English
3 Titles and 4 FA Cups (not counting Community Shield, Emirates Cup or Losing Finalists)
So 7 divided by 16 seasons = 0.4375 trophies per season. Are you seriously suggesting £7m per season is a fair salary for that return??
wasnt it you (genuine question, cant remember) who claimed ManUre had 17 trophies in the same period...?
cant see them getting near that figure without BS trophies

I'm saying you havent added up his wages right
Wenger hasn't earned anywhere near £7M a season over his Arsenal career

and crowarse, no my science isnae great
but if you wanna make this about me - my maths is the reason I'm posting this from beside a pool in the south of France
*blows kiss, sips wine*

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highburyJD wrote:
SantaPoldi wrote:
highburyJD wrote:I see your maths is as good as your English
3 Titles and 4 FA Cups (not counting Community Shield, Emirates Cup or Losing Finalists)
So 7 divided by 16 seasons = 0.4375 trophies per season. Are you seriously suggesting £7m per season is a fair salary for that return??
wasnt it you (genuine question, cant remember) who claimed ManUre had 17 trophies in the same period...?
cant see them getting near that figure without BS trophies

I'm saying you havent added up his wages right
Wenger hasn't earned anywhere near £7M a season over his Arsenal career

and crowarse, no my science isnae great
but if you wanna make this about me - my maths is the reason I'm posting this from beside a pool in the south of France
*blows kiss, sips wine*
No it wasn't me.

What's a million here or there. Even if Wenger has averaged £5m a season since he's been here. Does that justify the return?

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Manc scum are laughing at us and rightly so, they've won. We'd be doing exactly the same in their situation. We've thrown the towel in, bent over to them to have our arses well and truly fucked two days before the start of the season. Total bollocks from the French loony to say we had no choice. Going into another season with our best hope being able to scrape into the champions league. Yet again we hav'nt adressed the defensive frailties that have been obvious to all for years now and have just sold our best player and captain to the manc scum (was going to say rivals but we're no longer rivals, they passed us a fair while back and there's no sign of us getting back on level terms). Feels just like the early 80s all over again :lol: Good support back in those days tho, the 25,000 or so who turned up much better than the "60.000" (ha ha) who turn up at the space bowl :?
So, United fans? they've won for the forseeable future but love Arsenal always, hate the n17 vermin and the plastic mancs. It's in my blood, can't change that but have to admit when we're well and truly fucked and now is one of those times. Bear with it, known worse ones in me time :wink:

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highburyJD wrote:
SantaPoldi wrote:
highburyJD wrote:I see your maths is as good as your English
3 Titles and 4 FA Cups (not counting Community Shield, Emirates Cup or Losing Finalists)
So 7 divided by 16 seasons = 0.4375 trophies per season. Are you seriously suggesting £7m per season is a fair salary for that return??
wasnt it you (genuine question, cant remember) who claimed ManUre had 17 trophies in the same period...?
cant see them getting near that figure without BS trophies

I'm saying you havent added up his wages right
Wenger hasn't earned anywhere near £7M a season over his Arsenal career

and crowarse, no my science isnae great
but if you wanna make this about me - my maths is the reason I'm posting this from beside a pool in the south of France
*blows kiss, sips wine*
Yes, you're a :censored: but i already knew that. it's why your constantly diverting threads to talk about your personal life and what you're doing/where you've been, etc... it's old hat.

Still no retraction on the van Persie thread? You may have money but your barely a man. Just a :censored: .

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sweetheart - you bought my personal life into it
and I'm twice the man you are (after the dinner I've just finished maybe 3 times)

no idea what you're talking about re:RVP
go eat some sausages

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highburyJD wrote:sweetheart - you bought my personal life into it
and I'm twice the man you are (after the dinner I've just finished maybe 3 times)

no idea what you're talking about re:RVP
go eat some sausages
just adding to the :censored: iness - no need mate.

Look on the RvP thread - you are not only a :censored: , but a stupid :censored: . That is not name calling, but what you've evidenced in your reply to a post of mine. Followed by the kind of name calling that you take exception to from other posters - which makes you a hypocrite.

Apology might be accepted but don't bank on it.

And if there's any sausages going around, I hope there are stuck firmly and permanently up your backside and down your throat.

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nope none left
barbequed and ate
dont be expecting any apologies
I'll save them for any supporters of the Arsenal I insult whilst pished
not no mark pricks like you

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Going back to the opening post, this is nothing like the Campbell signing, Campbell run his contract down, I don't believe for one minute that the spuds would have sold hin to us, like we haVe done with rvp.
Now having seen rvp get his first goal for utd, it has finally sunk in what has happened, is there anybody on here who would have invisaged this 12 months ago? not even myself, and I am not thei optimistic poster on here.
We are a fucking joke, and the club and wenger are a shower of fucking bastards. I wish them all slow painful deaths, for what they ate doing to a once proud club, now the arse fucked plaything for anyone with a few quid, Fuck yiou Wenger, fiuck you kroenke , fuck you galzidis, and fuck every akb who supports this treachorous regime

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Going back to the opening post, this is nothing like the Campbell signing, Campbell run his contract down, I don't believe for one minute that the spuds would have sold hin to us, like we haVe done with rvp.
Now having seen rvp get his first goal for utd, it has finally sunk in what has happened, is there anybody on here who would have invisaged this 12 months ago? not even myself, and I am not thei optimistic poster on here.
We are a fucking joke, and the club and wenger are a shower of fucking bastards. I wish them all slow painful deaths, for what they are doing to a once proud club, now the arse fucked plaything for anyone with a few quid, Fuck yiou Wenger, fiuck you kroenke , fuck you galzidis, and fuck every akb who supports this treachorous regime

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goonersid wrote:Going back to the opening post, this is nothing like the Campbell signing, Campbell run his contract down, I don't believe for one minute that the spuds would have sold hin to us, like we haVe done with rvp.
Now having seen rvp get his first goal for utd, it has finally sunk in what has happened, is there anybody on here who would have invisaged this 12 months ago? not even myself, and I am not thei optimistic poster on here.
We are a fucking joke, and the club and wenger are a shower of fucking bastards. I wish them all slow painful deaths, for what they are doing to a once proud club, now the arse fucked plaything for anyone with a few quid, Fuck yiou Wenger, fiuck you kroenke , fuck you galzidis, and fuck every akb who supports this treachorous regime
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