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Happens a lot in central London.g88ner wrote:does that actually happen in London?QuartzGooner wrote:People who take a dump in a plastic bag and leave it on the street.
OK, so you are homeless and that is sad, but at least put the plastic bag in a bin.
I'm from the countryside, so any shit on the street is from a dog!
If you mean the Nou Camp pitch in retaliation to their "Barca DNA" bullshit we had to endure then well playedflash gunner wrote:Just to even things up I once had a shit in a field in Spain
(I was only 7)I had a shit in the woods in Scotland. At Gleneagles I got terrible gut ache as we approached the ninth tee. I made some excuse to my playing partners and dived into the trees to evacuate the dreadful smelling foulness. There was only grass and leaves to clean up with but I found out later I didn't get everything. I rejoined the game as they approached the 10th tee where there was a lovely brick built toilet with hot water, paper towels and tiled walls.g88ner wrote:If you mean the Nou Camp pitch in retaliation to their "Barca DNA" bullshit we had to endure then well playedflash gunner wrote:Just to even things up I once had a shit in a field in Spain
I had a shit in a wood in Sweden... and let out a little bullet in a swimming pool in Scarborough
g88ner wrote:If you mean the Nou Camp pitch in retaliation to their "Barca DNA" bullshit we had to endure then well playedflash gunner wrote:Just to even things up I once had a shit in a field in Spain
I had a shit in a wood in Sweden... and let out a little bullet in a swimming pool in Scarborough
northbank123 wrote:arseofacrow you need to stop getting public transport mate
Agreed, and equally irritating are those c.unts who choose to have their conversation in the fucking shop doorway so no other bastard can get in or outDB10GOONER wrote:Fucking idiots that get to the top of an escalator and then just stop dead to have a look around.
KEEP FUCKING MOVING YOU ARSEHOLES!!
You must of ordered your BBQ stuff on lineSteveO 35 wrote:Agreed, and equally irritating are those c.unts who choose to have their conversation in the fucking shop doorway so no other bastard can get in or outDB10GOONER wrote:Fucking idiots that get to the top of an escalator and then just stop dead to have a look around.
KEEP FUCKING MOVING YOU ARSEHOLES!!
You can tell I've had my once a year shopping day
afcforever wrote:You must of ordered your BBQ stuff on lineSteveO 35 wrote:Agreed, and equally irritating are those c.unts who choose to have their conversation in the fucking shop doorway so no other bastard can get in or outDB10GOONER wrote:Fucking idiots that get to the top of an escalator and then just stop dead to have a look around.
KEEP FUCKING MOVING YOU ARSEHOLES!!
You can tell I've had my once a year shopping day
The chelsea shirt would be alright for wiping the grease of the bbqSteveO 35 wrote:afcforever wrote:You must of ordered your BBQ stuff on lineSteveO 35 wrote:Agreed, and equally irritating are those c.unts who choose to have their conversation in the fucking shop doorway so no other bastard can get in or outDB10GOONER wrote:Fucking idiots that get to the top of an escalator and then just stop dead to have a look around.
KEEP FUCKING MOVING YOU ARSEHOLES!!
You can tell I've had my once a year shopping day
Yep. You can get anything on line these days.......BBQ food, Chelsea shirts....
Bastards. You turn the city centre into a fucking swamp of cuntiness and ignorance. Go to the shopping centres in the suburbs you fucking arseholes!!! 
It's all about the atmosphere , I love strolling round town at Christmas..just hate the shopping.DB10GOONER wrote:Xmas shoppers.
DB10GOONER wrote:666. People that keep whining and tutting whilst I'm trying to hand drinks out to my friends at concerts.