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flash gunner wrote:Just to even things up I once had a shit in a field in Spain

I shat myself in a hotel foyer in Spain,

goonersid wrote:

flash gunner wrote:Just to even things up I once had a shit in a field in Spain

I shat myself in a hotel foyer in Spain,

DB10GOONER wrote:666. People that keep whining and tutting whilst I'm trying to hand drinks out to my friends at concerts.

'whining and tutting' all for about 2 seconds!!

QuartzGooner wrote:People who take a dump in a plastic bag and leave it on the street.
OK, so you are homeless and that is sad, but at least put the plastic bag in a bin.

That's nothing - What about those *word censored* who shit in a bag leave it on someone's doorstep and set fire to it...knock the door and run away...said occupier comes out see's the fire - stamps on it to out it and ...shyte Every feckin' where!

At least that's how we did it when I was a kid!



People who insist on talking on their mobiles during the movie - even though there has been a polite request on the screen before the film starts to turn said mobiles OFF!...Then get all haughty when you ask them to desist!

fuckincuntbags

franksav63 wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:666. People that keep whining and tutting whilst I'm trying to hand drinks out to my friends at concerts.

'whining and tutting' all for about 2 seconds!!

people who fall asleep in their ruby's !

goonersid wrote:

flash gunner wrote:Just to even things up I once had a shit in a field in Spain

I shat myself in a hotel foyer in Spain,

I took a piss on the reception desk in a hotel off the strip in Malia. I remember there being some grievance which justified it to me at the time. Security bloke chased me halfway across Crete with a taser gun.

franksav63 wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:666. People that keep whining and tutting whilst I'm trying to hand drinks out to my friends at concerts.

'whining and tutting' all for about 2 seconds!!

Says the brown tracksuit wearing cockmonger.

Whispering, I just hate the sound of of someone whispering

goonersid wrote:Whispering, I just hate the sound of of someone whispering

flash gunner wrote:

goonersid wrote:Whispering, I just hate the sound of of someone whispering

I hate hubbub.... but strangely I love the word hubbub!!

goonersid wrote:Whispering, I just hate the sound of of someone whispering

Angry voices in your head will do that to you

franksav63 wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

goonersid wrote:Whispering, I just hate the sound of of someone whispering

I hate hubbub.... but strangely I love the word hubbub!!

Football fans

specifically:

taking pictures/videos
shouting "who" to every opposition sub that comes on.
kitting themselves out completely in club gear
looking devastated when, for example 1-0 down, only to pipe up when the cameras pan round their way.
not singing or getting behind the team

Random minutes applause during the game. Stop it.

arseofacrow wrote:Random minutes applause during the game. Stop it.

I take it you aren't a fan of the clap.