Michael Jackson sick joke thread

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:10 pm

I keep seeing Michael Jackson RIP everywhere...i was beginning to wonder what had happened until i was told the RIP stood for 'Removing Infants Pants'.

LeftfootlegendGooner · Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:53 pm

Chunky Monkey wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:
Mikegooner87i wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote: Nah don't agree - you spend your days living with someone dying from a long illness and it isn't fun - so when your lying in your hospital or stuck in a burning building or trap in a car crash - remember it's still funny to laugh and make sick jokes about a bloke dying
where did you see me make any sick jokes? i been the one calling the likes of mutley gooner a c u n t all morning for lacking respect for the dead and talking about kiddy-fiddling and nasty shit like that.
I'm not having a personal dig at you mike - just the gooners on here who find it funny to poke fun at someone who has just died
Yet you find it acceptable to hope those same Gooners die painfully?
yep - they won't be laughing or expecting people to make jokes of them when they are lying in there hospital bed just about to die - as i said whether you like him or hate him - just show some respect

i have no opinion about Michael Jackson - i've never bought any of his records and don't condone calling him a paedo when clearly he was found not guilty - but like everyone who enters death they deserve some respect

but you stated earlier that you wished some on here die of a slow terrible death, it seems to me you are more deranged and utterly foolish than people posting JOKES are.

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:52 pm

I like sick humour.

But not when it's personal, like Jade Goody for example.

But, in Michael Jackson's case, I will make an exception. Kiddy-fiddling bastard.

Anyway. It looks like he died from swine flu. An infected member of his staff sneezed all over him. This is still being investigated.

A spokesman said that it is too early to blame it on the bogey.

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:06 pm

I'd also like to add that I thought Gary Glitter was a fantastic showman. Who put on some excellent shows. And actually, I liked some of his music.

Until he was shown to be a pervert.

So. How come Glitter is universally hated. And Jackson is still adored by millions?

Answer. Jackson was aquitted of crime. Same as OJSimpson was.

MutleyGooner · Post by **MutleyGooner** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:54 pm

Well said Oldgit & a fucking good question, I suppose the answer lies in the fact that Glitter offered thousands of pounds for silence to the Vietmenese families silence whereas Jacko offered millions to his victims family

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:04 pm

olgitgooner wrote:I'd also like to add that I thought Gary Glitter was a fantastic showman. Who put on some excellent shows. And actually, I liked some of his music.

Until he was shown to be a pervert.

So. How come going up the Glitter is universally hated. And Jackson is still adored by millions?

Answer. Jackson was aquitted of crime. Same as OJSimpson was.

I like going up the Gary Glitter

...after all i love Arse

pixie · Post by **pixie** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:49 pm

Posting the jokes going around about MJ isn`t showing a lack of respect, some of them aren`t funny to me but some are to a degree. It`s to be expected when someone has such a high public profile. There`s no disputing his musical talent, but clearly things were not right otherwise.

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:57 am

i love you pix"y

Natural Born Gooner · Post by **Natural Born Gooner** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:57 am

Chamon' Mutha Fucka

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxh3SZTN ... re=related

gusher311 · Post by **gusher311** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:23 am

I'M GLAD HE'S DEAD!!!!

I COULDN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF HE WAS DEAD OR ALIVE. FUCK HIM AND HIS MUSIC. THE WORLD HAS NO PLACE FOR CHILD MOLESTERS

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:52 pm

Apparently the heart attack happened just after he'd tripped over a child's pram.

Don't blame it on the sunshine, moonlight or good times.

Blame it on the buggy.

Radford149 · Post by **Radford149** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:29 pm

Radford has just seen all those sad *word censored* filing past a star on a pavement in los angeles. and as for the rest of the saddos around the world it makes radford weep for this world.

Post by **g88ner** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:03 pm

Radford149 wrote:Radford has just seen all those sad c**ts filing past a star on a pavement in los angeles. and as for the rest of the saddos around the world it makes radford weep for this world.

I don't think it's that sad, to be honest... it's not something I would do personally, but I don't see a problem with it.

If Wenger, Cesc, etc. died, then I'd imagine many Arsenal fans would leave flowers at the Grove.... it's a mark of respect.

Michael Jackson is a global superstar, and his music helped forge the soundtrack of many of our childhood's, so I can understand a show of emotion following his death.

People deal with things in their own way, and as long as it's non-violent then I really don't see a problem with it... after all, what harm are people doing by "filing past a star on a pavement"??

Radford149 · Post by **Radford149** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:10 pm

g88ner wrote:
Radford149 wrote:Radford has just seen all those sad c**ts filing past a star on a pavement in los angeles. and as for the rest of the saddos around the world it makes radford weep for this world.
I don't think it's that sad, to be honest... it's not something I would do personally, but I don't see a problem with it.

If Wenger, Cesc, etc. died, then I'd imagine many Arsenal fans would leave flowers at the Grove.... it's a mark of respect.

Michael Jackson is a global superstar, and his music helped forge the soundtrack of many of our childhood's, so I can understand a show of emotion following his death.

People deal with things in their own way, and as long as it's non-violent then I really don't see a problem with it... after all, what harm are people doing by "filing past a star on a pavement"??

Radford needs to remind you that
he's a pedo

Radford149 · Post by **Radford149** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:18 pm

Radford would also like to point out that it is yet another example of this celebrity obsessed world that celebrates the life of a serious abuser. just because they sold lots of records.