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M-50 wrote:C*nts on the bus/train that talk out loud so everyone can f*cking hear them

Example: Some English posh totty c*nt starts banging on to the bird next to her. Aw how are ya blah blah f*cking blah. Minutes later the c*nt phones her archeologist boyfriend or whatever the f*ck he was. The w@nker is in germany. Bitch thinks she's fcking class mouthing off about this and that while EVERYONE can hear. If it couldn't get any worse the posh totty c*nt starts speaking german to her fella on the blower. C*NT

Boy Racers

Middle-aged c*nts acting like boy racers

People who wash their cars when it's f*cking lashing rain

People who water their flowers when it's f*cking lashing rain

People who won't admit what age they are ????????

W@nkers that pose for photos with their top off

When you have something on the tip of your tongue and you can't f*cking remember

American c*nts who think they're f*cking Irish

Vuvuzelas

People who put the toilet roll the wrong way

The c*nting brass that says she does this, does that yet she don't do f*ck all - c**t

Wankers, posing in photographs that stick their fingers, behind the persons head, next to them, why do people still insist on doing this???? It wasn't funny the first time, and every time I see it, it drives me insane....

Also, pictures of Geoff Capes, why is he always pulling a fucking bus.... wanker..

Sundays for being the day before Monday when I have to go back to work!

Franksav for spoiling my informative post linking Arsenal's lack of trophies with the current sleeve crisis at the club.

Percy Dalton wrote:Franksav for spoiling my informative post linking Arsenal's lack of trophies with the current sleeve crisis at the club.

Sorry Percy...

People who take really young kids to do activities that they are physically incapable of. Like Bowling. I dont want your fucking offspring running around my ankles and hoarding the balls for 'fun'. if they cant bowl dont bring them fucking bowling you dozy *word censored*.

People who go to bowling, which is a shit yank game, and moan about kids there having fun!

Skittles with knobs on!

That rotund guy (who looks a bit like Percy) on that T.V. ad (old mobile phones) who says.... ''WONGA'' he's now on it on his own.... he's an annoying fucking *word censored* who I would love to punch squarely on his nose...

LDB wrote:People who take really young kids to do activities that they are physically incapable of. Like Bowling. I dont want your fucking offspring running around my ankles and hoarding the balls for 'fun'. if they cant bowl dont bring them fucking bowling you dozy c**t.

So these kids that are too young to bowl are hoarding the balls that you want to use? Jesus, how light are the balls you bowl with you weak bastard?!!

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:

LDB wrote:People who take really young kids to do activities that they are physically incapable of. Like Bowling. I dont want your fucking offspring running around my ankles and hoarding the balls for 'fun'. if they cant bowl dont bring them fucking bowling you dozy c**t.

So these kids that are too young to bowl are hoarding the balls that you want to use? Jesus, how light are the balls you bowl with you weak bastard?!!

franksav63 wrote:That rotund guy (who looks a bit like Percy) on that T.V. ad (old mobile phones) who says.... ''WONGA'' he's now on it on his own.... he's an annoying fucking c**t who I would love to punch squarely on his nose...

Percy has a new catchphrase!! Beats "Gimme that pie" or "Get in the van" I suppose!

Wonga!

People who take their kids to the pub or restaurant and allow the them to run amock.
This happened yesterday, we had our littlun christened, then 7 of us went for a meal afterwards. We had the baby sleeping in his car seat, when this family arrived and sat at the table next to us. I then heard the neandrethal father instructing his 2 brats as to how far they were allowed to stray from the table. Which was basically anywhere as long as they didn't go outside.
So then the 2 little fuckers began to run around the fucking place disturbing all the diners and eventually waking little Donal.
I fucking hate these irresponsible bastards and would gladly run them and their offspring over.

goonersid wrote:People who take their kids to the pub or restaurant and allow the them to run amock.
This happened yesterday, we had our littlun christened, then 7 of us went for a meal afterwards. We had the baby sleeping in his car seat, when this family arrived and sat at the table next to us. I then heard the neandrethal father instructing his 2 brats as to how far they were allowed to stray from the table. Which was basically anywhere as long as they didn't go outside.
So then the 2 little fuckers began to run around the fucking place disturbing all the diners and eventually waking little Donal.
I fucking hate these irresponsible bastards and would gladly run them and their offspring over.

Well said mate i hate uncontrolled kids in restaurants or anywhere to be honest that affect others

flash gunner wrote:

goonersid wrote:People who take their kids to the pub or restaurant and allow the them to run amock.
This happened yesterday, we had our littlun christened, then 7 of us went for a meal afterwards. We had the baby sleeping in his car seat, when this family arrived and sat at the table next to us. I then heard the neandrethal father instructing his 2 brats as to how far they were allowed to stray from the table. Which was basically anywhere as long as they didn't go outside.
So then the 2 little fuckers began to run around the fucking place disturbing all the diners and eventually waking little Donal.
I fucking hate these irresponsible bastards and would gladly run them and their offspring over.

Well said mate i hate uncontrolled kids in restaurants or anywhere to be honest that affect others

St. James Park. Saturday. 4.10 - 4.55pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:

LDB wrote:People who take really young kids to do activities that they are physically incapable of. Like Bowling. I dont want your fucking offspring running around my ankles and hoarding the balls for 'fun'. if they cant bowl dont bring them fucking bowling you dozy c**t.

So these kids that are too young to bowl are hoarding the balls that you want to use? Jesus, how light are the balls you bowl with you weak bastard?!!

I was also livid when they took my ramp-thingy.

But in all seriousness, they hoard them on the ball rack, stick their arms around them which forces me into the awkward position of having to snatch bowling balls off young girls. Of course their dad had fuck all control over them.

Besides, they dont need light balls because their dad puts the balls on the ramp-thingy and then just gets them to give it a little push. Annoying, pointless and a waste of his money.

disabled people who ask you to open the door for them. do it yourselves you lazy ignorant cnuts!


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